Tfw tuna melt in the microwave

>tfw tuna melt in the microwave

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>tuna

Hello pleb

>tfw no food in the house and find it difficult to stop using uber eats

Canned tuna is fucking disgusting

You mean tuna fish?

>fish that is not deep fried to fuck

>being a turbo pleb

>live on an island
>dont like seafood
it make me do a thinking

>being a fishfag

>microwaving tuna

STOP

why would anyone eat canned tuna when canned salmon exists?

>eating canned meats

How poor did you guys grow up?

fish is not meat

canned tuna has a lot of protein. 2 cans is like 60 grams

It also has a lot of mercury

it also tastes like shit

>Implying you never put the good food in the shit food packaging and get it cheap

Really poor lad

mercury makes you live forever

that's why you mix it with mayo

>fish in the microwave

i bet everyone at work hates you

>On an Island surrounded by bountiful fish
>die from a potato famine

what did you guys mean by this?

oyster cracker's

Maybe in bumfuck USA, literally a third world shithole

Seafood is nasty like your mum

>Fish only contain mercury in one country
How retarded are you exactly

(You)

This. Mercury is used in batteries, so that means it gives you power for a longer amount of time

>finding coffee instant type 1 in the ration

>he doesnt know canadian fish are unique to the world
Same with Real Canadian Beef from Canadian Farms ™

> not orderup

disgusting

>prostitute starts sucking without condom

at work so i dont have frog's

fuck off dumb ass nigger go eat a watermelon

>Microwaving your tuna melt

What on earth are you doing?

Because canned tuna is like 1/4 the price.

When canned salmon goes on sale I buy like 50 cans of it though

>not eating kirkland canned white albacore

all these idiots hating on canned tuna have only had that disgusting starkist/bumblebee mush

costco actually takes chunks of fish

This is why you fucking dumbasses starved to death when the British took away your potatoes.
>Living in A FUCKING ISLAND
>Surrounded by some of the most fertile seas in the world
>Refuse to eat fish
you micks deserve the famine

>eating fish ever

This isn't sports.

What are you fucking idiots doing? They're is a fucking food board called /ck/. Hang yourselves.

You shitposters never learn do you? The mods humiliate you and your faggot "culture" daily and yet you still come here crying that the board sucks because it's actually about sports now.

>lol ewwww it's liek gross n stuff! Ugh yucky!
GTFO you numale cuck

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>get my can of kirkland albacore
>add in relish, mayo, lemon juice, salt, pepper, dell, celery seed, onion and hard boiled egg if i have one
>put some butter in a pan and fry the bread with cheddar sprikled on it
>let bread cool down, add tuna to it
>eat with a side of those big bag of kettle chips at costco too

oh yeah baby

>>reddit

tuna with coon cheese microwaved is nice, also like to crack an egg in there pretty good

minus the egg and dill, that's literally the recipe for fish dip at the restaurant i used to work at. Of course instead of canned albacore, we used smoked tuna.
man i haven't had smoked tuna dip in a while

egg is really optional, but dill really adds a nice spice to the dish you should try it in your next tuna

Why is Sup Forums so un/fit/?

>cooking your fish

>eating raw food

Threads like this are becoming rare on Sup Forums.

I still remember the dark ages when you scum would spam this board with off topic. Now these threads fall to page 5.

Your breed is dying. And it honestly makes me hard.

>Amerimicrowaves

Terrifying. I know exactly why this is happening but it still looks uncanny.

why do redditors love generals so much?

General threads discuss sports instead of black dick.

In your mind, anyone who talks about sports is a redditor. Typical "outlaw"

How did you get Conor in there?

s-snibiddy s-..snab.. DDD---X

>circlejerk chatrooms are better than natural Sup Forums culture
yep, redditor confirmed

Explain ples

>tfw crabcakes

>i just made up bullshit out of my anus because I'm a tiny dick outlel

Yep, virgin confirmed.

Tell me, how does it feel knowing your "culture" has been dead for 5 years?

How fat have you gotten off of it

His flag used to be Ethiopian, so it's bretty bad. Soon it will be Mexican

It's a bit complicated to explain at 5 am but basically even though the brain and heart are dead, the nerve in the spine survives for a longer period if its kept in tact so it can still send impulses to the body.

>quarter pounder, large fries, like strawberry shake
>still have diarrhea from eating a pizza and garlic parmesan wings the night before

just

>Tell me, how does it feel knowing your "culture" has been dead for 5 years?

look how mad you are that it isn't

>gringo food

I see you've found a webm of me.

So the fishy's not feeling pain, right? Still looks fucked up

>tfw costco has prime strip steak so you eat like a king for two weeks then they don't have it again until next month

imagine if these were people

soccer has better discussion and memes because they don't force everything into a general

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No, it's dead. The moving is just the nerves doing it'a job while the muscles still hold energy. It's just a reflex.

Another cool thing is this video where a dead squid is moving around:
youtu.be/dxQmOR_QLfQ
This is because the cells can still respond to stimuli, for example, sodium (which is in the soy sauce).

Fun fact: Human corpses are also known to randomly jerk and move limbs for hours after death. This has nothing to do with what I posted here though , it'a a different mechanism.

yep, go to a Sup Forums webm thread if you want to see that stuff

>imagine
why imagine when you can watch Bone Tomahawk

what the actual fuck

donut even remind me of that scene

such a slow fucking movie
fucking wait 2 hours to watch a guy get torn in half. wew

>watch VR porn with google cardboard
>open a can of tuna and leave it on bedside table for dat smell

That would be great and all if that dirty spic wasn't touching it with his bare hands.

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Someone in the comments wrote exactly what I was thinking
>The fact of imitating moves, as if it was still alive, for "enjoyment" of the consumer, is disgusting itself.
Then he said some faggy vegan shit. But it is a bit twisted that we want to see the animal look like it's in pain. Like loli - obviously no child is being hurt but it's still fucked up

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>Bone Tomahawk
>guy gets split in half
This some gay porn?

underrated

no, but you can still jerk off to it if you'd like

Okay, I've seen enough.
Time for bed.

>Salt Bae
>spic

C H E E S E
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I would love for someone to watch it under that impression

that feel when your city isn't diverse enough to sell mosquito burgers

Wow
Nice
Okay
Lol
This thread is not allowed. Your kind is losing the battle. The janitors and mods own you.

You will NEVER have bro culture again

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I'd try one desu

It's white people's fault that Africa is like this. You can blame lower IQ all you want, other countries have been exploiting Africa since forever.

The only reason Africa is half-functioning is because of whites bringing you Civilization. DONT FORGET IT

There is literally nothing wrong with bug food.
fortune.com/2016/04/18/eating-bugs-insect-protein/

KEK

you ruined the natural order you nit wit, democracy has to come slowly and adapted , you don't throw a 6th grader in calculus expecting him to ace the exam and you don't need technology and civilization if you're sitting on resource heaven you closet cuck
btw IQ doesn't prove shit about intelligence, theres two types crystallized and fluid, which is basically memory and speed access, you only remember and access what you condition as important. IQ test is a meme to find general current capability but anyone that studies can ace it. Imagination is more important for problem solving which is creativity

the last 300 years ruined everybody's natural order