What did Hollywood mean by this?

What did Hollywood mean by this?

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Are those women really almost as tall as the rock?

Zac is 5'8. Those women are huge.

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>both 5'8" guys have one foot on the ground
>all three women are up in the air making them look taller

Pretty obvious, though Daddario is the only one who is also 5'8", the blonde is 5'9" and the other girl is 6'1"

here we go

Me on the right

>Reviving a series that was only relevant because it put giant titties on TV in an age where everyone has a porn device in their pockets

Those girls don't even have much boob either. Bizarre that whatever production company is making this is expecting it to be one of their big tent pole movies this year.

no, he's lagging behind

Rock is manlet compared to hoff

>Those girls don't even have much boob either
>Alexandra Daddario
>not much boob

Come on son, the other 2 I agree with but not Daddario

Why did they include a flabby, pasty guy in a movie about sexy lifeguards? Is he suppose to be comic relief?

5'8 is literally half of a man

They didn't even give her a bikini on those promo pics, like they're hiding the mammarios on purpose.

He is supposed to be the pathetic white boy
Every movie needs one

Don't talk to me or my waifu's chest ever again

True enough, but still 1/3 is shit. Should have sprang for Kate Upton or something since no one is seeing this for acting.

>the white guys are a manlet and a fatty
>the only REAL MAN is the black guy
inb4 rock isnt black
he's black you retards

I just checked they've listed Efron and Daddario at the same height.

Why are americans so short?

This is stupid. They'd all have to be in a perfect straight line to compare their heights

Efron needs to chill with the roids. He looks disgusting

It doesn't matter because anything below 6'8 is turbo manlet tier.

kewl

So a man is 10'16"?

The rock is black?

>tfw no frontbutt gf

Wtf

that's a shop
I can tell from the pixels

A frontbutt would actually be kinda cool. You could fuck her in the ass and play with her tits at the same time.

no this is the shop

Frontbutt is a shit-tier fetish

Those things must be superglued to her chest kek

you can easily do that with a regular back butt and front tits you stupid virgin.

Efron's body looks so fucking weird, what the hell

how can you be this shredded and still look disgusting

He looked perfect in Paper Boy. Now he overdid and has that leathery 50yo bodybuilder look.

Clearly roids

can you pol motherfuckers just start shooitng up whoever is annoying you or just kill yourselves, how do you live so miserably, jesus fucking christ

He have short limbs for his torso. That is olympic wrestling tier body.

Who win?

sun damage is ruining his skin, it's past the point of ever being remotely near it's original skin tone.
he'll end up with people asking what tribe he's from if he keeps it up.

demi moore

He has body paint around his muscles to make them look more pronounced.

homo nigger is the only one with shoes on to create the illusion he is taller than 6'1.

he's an islander wtf are you talking about

those flat shoes are really boosting him up

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>he's an islander wtf are you talking about

he's half black and half samoan, Rocky Johnson is black Nova Scotian

>IMAGINE

Saw the thumbnail on the catalog and my first thought was "This looks so uneven", and now I see you draw a red line, yeah, it looks weird as fuck.

>and now I see you draw a red line, yeah, it looks weird as fuck.

No shit, they're all in mid-movement, what do you expect?

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why does rock have shoes on? are his feet gnarly? can't they do makeup for that?

This is blowing my mind right now. Them Samoan genes are strong.

>Rocky Johnson
well if you mean by "black" that he is already atleast 70% white sure buddy. That guy surely is not from tansania.

I hate niggers but give the mixed ones some slack

What a stupid fucking post.

No it's not, I'm mixed and you clearly said black father when that's not the case. If his dad was Rocky Johnson then the rock is probably genetically 25% african at most.

>I'm mixed

No one asked or cares, his father is black, stop trying to hmm and haww so that your precious hero can't be considered what he ultimately is, which is a nigger, just like you are.

>dark skin
>nappy hair
>fuck huge nose
>70% white

Are you half idiot and half retard?

is the rock the rock hudson of our age?

k, he's still a quadroon with at most 25% african genetics.

fite me

holy fuck you're an idiot. Go reread my post and see where I said he's 70% white. Protip: I never did

Rocky johnson was half black, samoan's are a native asiatic tribe. The rock genetically can have no more than 25% sub-saharan DNA. If you can't grasp a concept as simply as lineage genetics you're an idiot

He is like 5-6 inches taller than all of them.

manlets are so easy to spot LOL

>holy fuck you're an idiot. Go reread my post and see where I said he's 70% white. Protip: I never did

So I take it this isn't you and you're just an uppity nigger throwing his ape arms around in a tantrum?

He is Somoan you fucking moron.

GUYS! Hol up. The Rock is black?!!?

>10'16"
>american education

a foot is 12 inches you retard. The proper way to represent the average height of a man is 11'4"

Nope. that's not me. Also I'm not black, I am mixed though. Way to get flustered like an sjw though

thats me

>mfw I`m 100% Sup Forumsack
>mfw I`m defending someone who has some african genes in his lineage from getting called a nigger by other channers
>mfw whole of Sup Forums regulary shits on Sup Forums
>mfw I`m the good guy

don`t listen to them, they are just spouting what they think is edgy

lmao

Ya, my main board are Sup Forums & Sup Forums and all I did was state the possible genetic lineage of the rock before some stormweenies went full autismo triggered mode. I didn't even praise him or anything, just said how his genetic lineage couldn't possible account for more than 50% african dna.

Rock is half black.
Literally was pointed out a few posts above yours.

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Will she float or sink because of these?

>half black
not possible, his father was half white/black and his mother is full blooded polynesian(even has royal blood).

Actually he is as black as he is white.

So by this logic 70% of American blacks aren't black? Because most have white ancestors.

No, by this logic the rock's dna make-up is 25% sub-saharan african, 25% european, 50% polynesian

I don't give a shit or know about 70% of american black's parental lineage so I can't comment on them.

>70% white

KEK

shit photoshop desu senpai

>white """"""""men""""""""""
AHAHAHAHAHA

t. groid

>it's a meninists getting triggered episode

wah wah it's the niggers fault I don't have a gf :(

Whos the blonde with the fake lips next to tittsMgee?

Fatties are so easy to spot LOL

No but seriously the only people who try and use their height as a positive is fatties.

rock and girls are in the air
the guys have one foot flat on the ground
they're shorter but this makes it worse than it already is

It's most likely going to cater to the female crowd and gratuitous shots of abs and arms.

Genetically speaking, the rock is mostly Polynesian. He doesn't even look black

>mfw none of the women are black, muslim, or other form of disability

>meninist
wat

wew lad

I used to think height wasn't a big deal, but when I wrote it on my tinder profile I started getting significantly more matches.

If I were you I'd travel to south east asia and get people to do the leg extendy surgeries

The Rock is 50% of black African descent.

>ethnicelebs.com/dwayne-johnson

Being Muslim is not disability, American pig!

In that clip , compared to Mammario the blonde is practically ugly and the ethnic chick looks plain She's really beautiful, lacks in the ass department though

it is tho

>that fat guy who wears a shirt to the pool/beach

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS ONE?

>horizon above line on left
>horizon below line on right
it's almost like the line isn't level

The Rocks DAD is at Least half you dumb fuck. If you want proof you can google his family to see his grandmother is white.

kek

is Zac Efron a Jew?