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Fuck Off Yank edition

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first for the USA

babestation

>why yes i am british

any welsh man in?

Are you envious because we can afford dental hygiene?

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please stop bringing up the teeth meme
you make us look bad

off to sleep

honestly intrigued by yank creatures, they're a fascinating species
very effective education system, the brainwashing is thorough and decalfication of the pineal gland is near impossible

why don't you use it then?

KEk

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>haha let's see what /brit/ is up to
>"OMG normies don't get our advanced form of banter"
*goes to /r/soccer instead*

>rorkeing out anyway

I like how you typed this as though it actually were a bad thing as opposed to the alternative.

do NOT engage with it

yanks are unwired for banter because that attitude is only fostered in environments where there is little to no physical retribution to verbal attacks or quips. this european banter meme only exists in northern europe and other nannyish states. russians, yanks, latinos, yank blacks, are all "too serious" from a british perspective because some vestige of an honor culture still exists that can only be upheld truly by violence.

Reporting

t.brit on vacation.
>12 year old
Trash graph.

Just got friend zoned hard lads. Any tips for working up the courage to sudoku?

>decalfication of the pineal gland is near impossible

Don't forget that we fluoridate our water and vaccinate our children.

>proves my point
can't take it

>t.brit on vacation.
i wish
hate living with all you brown cunts

The totalitarian regimes of Russia and China, Cuba, Cambodia, North Korea, and so on, regimes that resulted in mass murder and starvation, are generally referred to as communist. Those regimes might not fit your definition of the word, but the rest of the world is going to use that definition whether you like it or not. Arguing at cross purposes, out of stubbornness to accept that, will just make you look silly and frustrate you. When you campaign for "communism" everybody who sees you will assume you mean the generally accepted definition of a word. Disagreeing with them over the meaning of the word changes nothing.

Using the generally accepted definition of a word is not "appeasing clueless people," it's basic communication.

yanks are pussies without weapons, we still fight like real men here

whatever you say gaptooth

Love the red hot chili peppers. Hate radiohead. Simple as.

i doubt banter culture exists nearly to the same level as you'd believe in chavvy shitholes.

translation: literally can't handle it

this is the same guy replying to himself last thread about yanks. he's obsessed

When you faggots learn that the same people who shoot guns also work out and kick ass. It's not a bunch of meek nerds. It's the alphas and jocks.

Agree

think i've hit rock bottom
i can only go up from here right haha

4.5 pints of 11%... should i make it 6 pints? is that dangerous?

he's here

>half a pint
alri darlin

what the fuck are you drinking that's 11% and comes in pints

banter

4 lokos

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imperial stout, presumably

no you are wrong

also those regimes are very different. cuba is nothing like north korea

UK has absolutely no fucking workout culture, none.

When I was studying at York I literally remember a bunch of lads saying to me, "Why workout, just play a bit of sport and you're fine"

The gyms in your towns were so shit and outdated.

The only strong people are working class people that drink beer all day and lift metal, and even they are just fat mostly.

Seriously a weak country that just talks a lot of shit

Not acting like america is tough, but we actually have a lifting culture

*hooks up the hose*

>Love the red hot chili peppers
runt detector on overload

America is Third World I agree

wrong

>constantly posts in a thread called /brit/
>not a brit
>calls others obsessed

yes the us is a shithole in many ways but just know that banter culture comes from a position of weakness

ahh yes, capitalism, the system where you must use toxic chemicals in your products or you will be unable to compete

finished a 14hr documentary earlier
4 hours into a 10hr doc now

what am i like haha

anyone seen the nonce lately

wrong
blacks banter, just among themselves because racial tension is ingrained in yank culture
"pegar el vellón", "tripear", "montarla" (all synonyms of banter) were a huge part of my childhood and adolescence

right

>>constantly posts in a thread called /brit/
>>not a brit
yeah, that's sort of the premise of Sup Forums, discussion of international culture not intranational culture

guns are just compensating for a small penis, doesn't matter how roided up you are

>yanks resort to threatening to beat us up
crying

>guns are just compensating for a small penis

ah yes communism, the system where you must use a toxic nuclear meltdown in your ukraine or else you won't be able to compete

>ethiopianigger vocaroo

kys my man

I am as ripped as Anthony was at my age and we are the same height too. I ended up looking like one of my heroes at age 12. Life is complete desu.

good posts

leave m8
t. orlando

my dad would genuinely kick your dads fucking ass

why are you posting an american reaction image?

>dude just lift and you'll win any fight
howling, I'd smash you the fuck in if I ever seen you in a pub smoking area or beer garden
some ponce from York uni isn't representative of the average lad

Brits are notoriously insecure

>workout culture
>lifting culture

yeah well my dad would bum your dad and your dad would like it

imagine if a bunch of UK posters regularly went to /cum/ purely to argue why the UK was much better and healthier and shit
whenever anyone points out the purely futile and inflammatory rhetoric that is also entirely devoid of any humour, all the brits respond with "FUCK OFF SEE THAT URL BAR IT SAYS 'WWW' DON'T LIKE IT THEN STOP USING A BRITISH PROTOCOL DIPSHITS"

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Mel Gibson is Scottish sweatheart

they're here because their general is shit and boring

>those regimes are very different. cuba is nothing like north korea
One thing they do have in common: They are referred to as "communist," and that is my point. I might be a fan of various national socialist economic policies, but if I describe myself as a nazi, that comes with a bunch of baggage. People will assume that I'm heavily anti-semitic, and it will be nobody's fault but mine. Similarly, describing yourself as communist might have wikipedia pages full of nuance. But it evokes, in virtually every listener, a Stalinist nightmare. There is no escaping that.

>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't need to wear as a suit as he has no job
>hasn't left the country in years
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
>lives in wakefield
>torrents old science fiction film, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>doesn't have a dog, doesn't particularly like them
>spends his summer holidays in his room, nabbing up a tidy steam deal online for a bunch of games he'll never play

>"pegar el vellón", "tripear", "montarla" (all synonyms of banter) were a huge part of my childhood and adolescenc
banter is superficial among hispanics. i have grown up around mexicans my entire life and the machismo honor culture exists in mexicans far more than any other. i went to british schools as well and a great deal of banter is just socially acceptable bullying, a way to enforce group hierarchy, like the guy who committed suicide for being lit on fire thru banter at the british car mechanic he worked at.

>purely to argue why the UK was much better and healthier and shit
literally what american is doing this? the brits started it last thread by talking shit about us you absolute fucking retard

>ponce from York

And this is the area with the highest Scandinavian culture, made me think

madman
what are they about? the holocaust?

he didn't actually go to york uni you cretin
it's a gimmick that this yank likes to use for some reason

you quoted 2 posts and one of them was mine, so you were clearly wrong

>posts in a thread called /brit/ where 'fuck off yank' is said over a hundred times a day
>b-b-but I'm supposed to post in your thread
state of you, FOY

>for some reason

fuck off. gimmicks dont need a reason

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Yeah pretty much this. Which is indicative of it's tenants.

nah chinese industries

brits and yanks

>one of them was mine
so they were just coincidentally 30 seconds apart? lmao

again, the premise of Sup Forums is discussion of international culture not intranational culture. if that makes you angry you can go to a british chan

You stalking someone mate?

why are you posting in a british thread?

>says the yank going on about yank shit in a /brit/ thread

black yanks "roast" each other, that's just another form of banter

brits really are the yanks of europe

I'm offended.

the premise of Sup Forums is discussion of international culture not intranational culture. if that makes you angry you can go to a british chan

i think the shetlands are a bit more skandi than us, but skandis are poofs anyway

>let me tell you about your life and country
>I have more authority than you on this matter because I grew up around crazy cholos
Mexicans hate chicanos. Not all Mexicans are Tuco. And Mexicans are not the only latinos

you'd expect basic etiquette would encourage them to post anything that is half-worth taking the time to read

i would reply to my 2nd response but after checking his flag i have determined that any efforts of explanation would be in vain, as his peanut yankee brain wouldn't even come remotely close to grasping such a retort

that's brits and aussies

shetlands? more like shitlands

sums up most of you lot

No germans are counter-intuitively the yanks of europe

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>so they were just coincidentally 30 seconds apart?
>there is a 1 minute timer between posts
>he still thinks it was a samefag
lol retarded yank

this is a british thread for british posters and yanks are constantly told to fuck off. what don't you understand about that?
you have your thread, fuck off to /cum/

You've posted this like five times and it hasn't magically gotten more accurate since

its disingenuous to reduce roasting and other good natured jabs to "banter." Banter is essentially bullying you put up with to be "part of the lads." My every experience at British international schools confirms this as does every news story of somebody being bullied to the point of suicide in England with the workplace authorities just laughing it off the whole time.