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i used to be repulsed by any southern/texan accents
but now i'm not at all
wonder what changed

nth for don't bully!

>tfw splatoon 2 is about to come out and i dont have a switch

life sucks

the gf

Don't worry, I, the best poster in /cum/, am here to revive this dying thread.

I thought you took a pic of your monitor with a switch

*hisses*
*caterwauls at you*

*shoves you into the lockers*

Virginia is the only good part of the south.

Girls

Tenessee*

South Carolina is nice imo

boys :3

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Easder?

please do not thats incredibly rude

a celebration of independance?

>ywn live in the /cum/ mansion
fuck

tfw no sadistic gf to tease you

What about Maryland?

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Ameriga? :DDDD

No, Girls only

i saw a kid eating a tomato like an apple today

Maryland isn't really southern.

Neither is Virginia

maryland isn't southern

mmm wrong

>below the Mason-Dixon line
>not southern

maluma baby

it's considered part of "The South" by pretty much everyone though

Sup Forums isnt answering ym question

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i hate southerners
texans are alright

no! >:3

didn't really strike me as a southern state desu

when I think of southern I just imagine Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Tennessee and South Carolina

I ain't fat!

i dont browse tv anymore.

texas is not part of the south

It's not really that southern, but

>slave state
>fought with the CSA
ummm....

>gf inheriting 40k and a successful trailer park by the time I finish college
>we will never have to work again
JACKPOT

Don't care about the south.

>implying she wont just buy a better looking bf

>mostly just a supply depot for the confederate army
>couldnt grow cotton for beans
>25% didnt even want to secede
>implying the slave trade even existed there

What if she leaves you for a more chad bf?

youtube.com/watch?v=Kimsaqz0ya0

looks like my mom

I'd hold hands with your mom

>In 1860 almost 25 percent of all white families in Texas owned at least one slave. Texas ranked 10th in total slave population and 9th in percentage of slave population (30 percent of all residents).
I mean it's not the most but it isn't insignificant either...

We've dated for 3+ years.

>making me want to distrust her
h-how could you

that's why i separated them

10th out of 15(?) at the time

the largest concentration was in virginia, louisiana, and mississippi

The solution is clear, you must get her pregnant

>St. Lewis

when are these stats from?

10th and 9th out of all the southern states is pretty insignificant tbb

>make wolfenstein thread on Sup Forums
>gets deleted because its Sup Forumsitical

>make wolfenstein thread on Sup Forums
>gets deleted because its a Sup Forumsideo game

i wish i'dve never heard of maddison bush

what should i spend 40k on

bitcoins

and yet this is up

become the liquor

unironically more trailer parks
just make sure all the tenants own their trailers so you arent responsible for repairs

Rick and Morty is funny.

>"B-BUT MUH REDDIT"

back from my ban

>memecoin

+1

I'd also be managing a house that used to be two apartments. I was thinking renting those out with some restorations?

I wasnt aware the amish could ban evade

i need a friend

15 minute ban

>Trump during the election
>"We're gonna build a great big wall along the Mexican border and Mexico is going to pay for it."

>Trump after his inauguration
>"Mexico is going to pay for the wall later, in the meantime I'm gonna need a loan of 1 billion dollars to start construction of it."

>Trump in July 2017
>"The wall won't cover the entire border, but trust me, it's gonna get built eventually."

>Trump 3 months from now
>"I never promised a wall. Why does everyone keep bringing it up? Fake news."

>Trump during his impeachment proceedings (Approx. December 2017)
>"The Democrats are the reason the wall didn't get built. Obama and Hillary colluded together to impeach me because they're jealous of my success. Remember to donate to my 2020 campaign so we can make America great again."

>Trump after he's formally impeached (Approx. February 2018)
>"Here's all the info I have on every single Republican currently in office and all the illegal things they've done under my administration. Please don't send me to prison, I only ran because Vladimir Putin blackmailed me into doing it."

did you raise a barn in the meantime?

>tfw my brother bought me a Switch just because, but overall my family and my life are still huge piles of shit.

I'm objectively worse off than you.

wank? no

I laughed.

Idk, I think i've seen every episode and not actually laughed once.

The fucking Cleveland show has gotten more genuine laughs at me than R&M, and the Cleveland show is lowbrow bullshit.
R&M is mostly just entertaining and very very pretentious. Some episodes are borderline soap opera tier (like when they look through alternate universe goggles or Jerry has a human Christmas)

renting out residential is kind of a waste of time
they're good for buy and hold or mortgages if you got it below market avg and find a local bank/lender willing to give you a mortgage at appraisal value
i'm no expert, but i would mortgage it and use the money to buy undervalued property then mortgage those.

Why Mr President, whatever do you mean?

Went to the local 'zaria and got a nice pepperoni 'za

i dont give a wooden nickel about your legacy!

>zaria
>za

so brave!

>impeachment proceedings
>Republicans control both houses
Fake news

You gotta problem with that
Dork

Both half paki/sandnigger/camel jockey, really makes you think

Roads?

>tfw just pulled out a bunch of tonsil stones
Who else here /Tonsillolith/?

just chugged an entire glass of milk

AMA

Do you get tonsil stones from drinking so much milk?

what are your bones like?

no

I used to hate the Cleveland Show, but it's growing on me.

I'll admit that Rick and Morty is pretentious and melodramatic, and the scene in the goggles episode where Morty shows Summer his grave is embarrassing to watch. I think what I like most about the show is the overall lazy, low effort kind of feeling, even though you can tell they put a ton of effort into everything.

>I think i've seen every episode and not actually laughed once
I kind of get that. I think it's funny enough to keep watching, but it's not funny enough to make me laugh a lot.

I think I'm a National Socialist now buds

indestructable

oops, I meant to write a reply to this but I forgot

silly me

based

how cute are you?

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

saw your head off

Ive been told Im very kawaii