Planet Earth 2 Live Thread

Last one goys.

last one? blu-ray is available since 14 days ago

>not waiting to watch it with your bros

>watching a documentary and posting on Sup Forums at the same time
never ever

Be glad when this propaganda is over

>MUH GLOBAL WARMING EVEN THOUGH SOME PLACES ARE COLDER THAN EVER
>MUH EVOLUTION, THUMBS UP CARL SAGAN
>HUMANS BAD ANIMALS GOOD

Filthy pleb

>Be glad when this propaganda is over

Be glad when this planet is over.

Fixed.

planet earth ii was shit and a complete disappointment

Islands > Jungles > Grasslands > Deserts > Moutains

fite me

inb4 twitter autist

POO

Nice time-lapse

lads
haha
lads
comfy lads
comfy television programme that we watch at the same time lads, haha
comfy, haha
that animal was literally me lol haha lads
lads
lads
haha watching at the same time
comfy
lads haha
lads
lads

muh urban environments

top post

These narratives that Attenborough comes up with are bullshit.

>That floppy monkey penis

Lewd

le anthropomorphism nature documentary

Ape no kill ape

>in india
>the houses are shacks
>the residents are monkeys
wow so surprising

Did I miss the serious live watch thread

hey those monkeys just now were wearing clothes!

>last one? blu-ray is available since 14 days ago

UDH 4k blu ray when? i want high bitrate and HDR

>monkeys just jumping around and whatnot
>rival gangs with splinter groups, alpha males and turf wars

yeah nah fuck off

Twitter: the live thread

cheeky monkeys

T H I C C

Looks like Bradford

>Monkey gods

What a shit religion

worst episode by far

not gonna lie this series has been slightly disappointing

Kinda jealous of these NEET monkeys

Lads... lads

9/11

Think Karl Pilkington is watching

Yeah, nah

lads haha gonna head to the shop do you want anything haha I myself will be buying something quintessentially british like a freddo haha lads what do you want from the corner ship haha

Didn't he list David as one of the three people he'd take to Mars with him?

urban animal shots not comfy

inb4 "the team behind" montage at the end of a camera crew struggling to move using public transport and forgetting their camera on the train

>they eat fat Americans too slow to move

Proper comfy, this

kek

Yeah because Attenborough would be able to class all the alien life so karl wont get poisoned or killed

...

Nah, it's gonna be an exiting crime drama about recovering their footage from muggers.

Just go back to Madagascar or something no one cares about cities ffs

Is that the first time they've shown the predator winning

>be American
>get eaten

>back to india
yes we get it they live like animals

So it's going to be on Netflix right?

Leopards in New York??

is the cat gonna get BTFO again

Leapord in a fucking city... with people

NOPE

Cornetto.

Inb4 they spot some squatting Indian in night vision

Are they allowed to show leopards pouncing on and eating humans, as they would with any other prey?

>200 leopard attacks in 25 years

STEP IT UP LEOPARD SENPAI

I will have an cod fillet and chips please, my laddo, for I am a real genuine British person.

>No episode dedicated solely to apes

>Indians share their cities with pigs, monkeys and leopards

that nightvision

I thought pig was haram in india

I would love to see them enforce their non-interference policy and film some leopards ripping people apart

>this hd nightvision

BBC does it again.

>UDH 4k blu ray when?
now you stupid idiot

HE KILLED PIGLET

Piggy no

;__;

That cheeky cat burgler

Just rewatch America's Dumbest Criminals.

Because thats all the shitty cats can take

THAT PIG IS LITERALLY ME UGGGGHHHH I CANT #planetearth #pig #killedbyaleaopard #piginnightvision #pigontelevisionscreen

>indians are literally prey in their own cities
fucking kek

pigs btfo

bird shit

India isn't muslim.

...

DESIGNATED

That is beautiful

>be woman in Mumbai
>go out to the woods for a shit
>get harassed by monkeys
>get gang raped
>get eaten by a leopard

>Shitaly

>Be Italian
>Get shit on

A tale as old as time itself

Why make an effort when they can just walk in there and pick up a juicy piece of pork?

You'd hope so. It's nature right?

TUNNOCKS
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>one of nature's great spectaculars
spectacles... surely?

i love the soundtrack

>this cgi

I see this literally every day

he said spectogram, you dunce

>arguing with based dave

>tfw the BBC camera team stands by and watches as you're devoured by a leopard to maintain the series' integrity.

Time for autistic birds again.

Spectacular

noun
noun: spectacular; plural noun: spectaculars

1.
an event such as a pageant or musical, produced on a large scale and with striking effects.

Do you think he put the falcons in because of my falcon meme?

>Its another flamboyant faggy bird trying to get laid episode

English not your strong suit?

Based Hans.

Getting your death narrated by David would be pretty great Tbh.

FYI for livefags this ep was probably the worst

>it's another male bird lures a female into a rape den episode

>Bird mating rituals

Always the best segments

>indians
>human
why not