Choose one, and only one!

Alright, you could to choose one of these worlds to adventure in.

>Star Wars Universe
>Harry Potter World
>Pokemon World

Obviously you can pick to be a Jedi, Wizard, or Pokemaster, but you could also choose to have any of the other roles in these worlds (examples, in SW you could have Han Solo's role and pilot the Falcon or be Emperor Sheeve. In Pokemon you could be a breeder like Brock. In HP you could be, I dunno a muggle or something)

Also, you must choose one chick from your world to accompany you on your journey.

Which world do you pick and which chick?

Me - Pokemon Trainer, w/ fine ass Misty.

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this is all cancer, all of it

>the wook has more entries than all the other wikis combined

I choose not to be a permavirgin manchild

I'd choose potter, and be a pro quidditch player. Position? Beater. I'd knock the shit outta people, man.

and most of them are hilarious

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz
>yfw this is a serious article

decent cringepost

Oh, and i'd fuck tonks and get her to change into different actresses and pornstars and shit and just to piss her off I'd call her NYMPHADORAAAAAA

Wow a lot of these jizz bands died in firefights. So this was their rap music?

Will this manchild Sup Forums crossie plague be a problem on /film/ when it opens next week?

Pokemon. Just be a regular civilian with some Pokemon to be friends with/help out with household chores.

Fucking animal abuser

Which one's Tonks? Post a pic

I would rather not be a fan f one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

None, I'm not a manchild that has pathetic power fantasies. I live in the real world

>tfw no Stargate or farscape

>pokemon has the most deviantart submissions

>harry potter has the most fanfiction

>star wars has the most wiki entries

>that huge gap between pokemon and everything else in deviantart submissions
Kids sure do like their furry porn

I'd be a teacher at hogwarts. Cute students + pervert magic, horny ghosts, comfy school and the academic life.

>I know the reason for each
This is an abstract kind of hell we find ourselves in

>not joining Starfleet to explore the universe

I don't even like Star Trek and I know its the right choice

total recall remake or brade runna

All these insecure faggots posting in this thread just to tell anonymous Sup Forums posters that they aren't 'manchildren.' Kek

Agree, Pokemon because I have a feeling it's going to be like traveling across Europe/Asia; lots of young women finally out to see the world and horny as fuck

Why do you ALWAYS botch the opening sentence?

>Star Wars

I'd just fill in Han Solo's role, pilot the millennium falcon, smuggle shit, hang out with my best friend's Chewbacca and Lando & some blue twi'lek babe

>no Dragon Ball Universe option

Aight, I'll bite. Who would you choose from DB world, and I'm just gonna assume you'd pick Bulma to go to pound town on all day, amiright?

fpbp

It's either pokemon or trek. Probably trek.

Or Android 18 taking me to pound town

Where's Buffy?

Harry Potter, assuming I'm not a muggle or squib.

Did you even read the OP you mewling fucking mongoloid?

Lol, ahhhh shit nigga. I like where this is heading.