OFFICAL TWD PRE GAME/ SHOW THREAD

WALKING DEAD MID SEASON FINALE
Uncle Negan edition

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PRE GAME
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WHATCHA ALL DRANKIN?!
Give me rules to drink to!
>lean back
>currrl

water

mah nigga

remember when they said negan would save this series?

somehow it's gotten literally worse

link?

>dudebro being the one shouting LITERALLY
I can't tell if a guy made this as a snide to fuckingpussies or if a real tumblrina did. Humanity is fucked.

drink every time rick's eyes get watery

What are you lad's drinking? Me? Blue moon.

>I can't tell if a guy made this as a snide to fuckingpussies

SUP TV ORG
You coonasses

Scotch

So set up a liquor IV, gotcha.

Can someone reccommend a good streaming site to watch this on?

He's the best part of the show right now
Cartoony overacting is better than being boring

Rick's chaos form can only be contained for so long. soon Negan will trigger him enough to unleash it once more

thedaretelly.com/pages/theater

choose amc

Does Oliver or Spencer died this ep?

rum n coke

but i don't play games user

> you will never be a lone walker who catches the woman in the brown sweater unawares, biting into her neck as blood runs in spider webs down over her thick tits, the yellow rotted teeth injecting her with the seed of in-depth, coursing through her veins as she screams in agony, falling to her knees as you push her down, feeling her squirm helplessly underneath you as you rip a long dripping strip of flesh from her shoulder, exposing shiny blood and muscle, then biting into her face, chewing away her soft small nose and scooping out her eyes with your rotten teeth, skin stretching then snapping, her screams turning to gurgles as you bite into her vagina, ripping out her labia flesh, causing her to orgasm even in her intense agony as you bite into her round belly and tear out her intestines, dragging them along the gravelly road, sand sticking to them as they undulate, still trying to digest her food as she is dying, her life unwilling to give up even as she succumbs to death,a nd you feast on her corpse, over time it rots, birds gathering to eat the corpse, digesting her flesh and muscle, shitting out the remains onto the countryside where they slowly rot, letting her become part of nature again.

>daily reminder that ever since Negan showed up, the ratings have plummeted

He's literally killing the show and you morons said he was going to save it.

So,


was that a smile?

mmmmm

t-thanks

Drink every time Negan leans back

Pull up a chair for Lucille boys

Ok I finally have to ask. Who is this ugly brit looking fuck? Don't get triggered over my question. I don't watch BBC America or whatever.

There was nothing to even save, the show was near perfect most of the time up until this season. Its only real flaw is that it can be slow if you're waiting week to week to watch.

>listening to what contrarian spergs have to say
>ever

So, besides Spencer, who is gonna die this week?

That because normies weren't ready for based Negan.

>this kills the man

Can't wait for the Tumblr reactions when Olivia gets her head blown off

Anyone got any live streamers for the episode?

Autistic vore fetish user is this some fresh pasta I missed last episode?

I love reading it each time bless you, your a sick fuck but worth reading.

Really, near perfect? Because for every season after 1, I find a lot of folks talking about the problems (worst offenders are 2 and 6). I just binge-watched everything over the past few weeks though, so I can't speak for true fan reactions at the moment for each season.

>yfw this entire episode is a Carol and King Ezekiel in a house episode.

Time for someone to get gutted

TWD or FG?

Hard lemonade

underage female?

this show is so fucking shit, it's unbelievable.

How can you complain about season 2 after binge watching it? It's fucking fantastic, the only legitimate criticism was that it seemed slow and uneventful when you were waiting to see how everything transpired. Season 2 might be my favorite one.

TWD show wasn't even on the last time FG was good.

>every time

>another maggie episode

KILL ME

So how much negan are we getting tonight?

Already wasting time in the MSF. Get the fuck back to Alexandria.

jesus christ

literally 30 seconds and nothing has happened


DROPPED

Who ultra comfy here

RETURN MAGGIE'S HAIR

I'm not joking when I say this, it's literally been 3 minutes and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.

dang rich kids

STRONG WOMYN PREVAIL

>against the grain kid

MOAR NEGAN LIFE TIPS!

THIS

If you see a razor in the first act, it's going to be used by the third.

> Making them watch him shave
Kek

DARYL NO

Negan taught Coral how to shave

the tree is fake

really uncomfy

AGAINST IT

DUDE ITS 2016

I like your style hombre

is this what success look like? it feels warm though the screen.

CARL JUST GRAB THE SHAVING KNIFE AND KILL HIM

That's one ugly baby !!!

Negan even leans when he cooks.

That seems like a strange place to put a Christmas tree.

AMC's next hit series: Cooking with Negan

>Carl housewife

Negan knows how to live.

>Cooking with Negan

I would watch

Holy fuck Tara is so fucking huge. This bitch ain't thicc, she fuckin fat.

>Tara's tits make an appearance already

Mmm baby I like how this is going already.

WHO HERE WISHES NEGAN WERE THEIR FATHER?

DADDY NEGAN IS CANON THANK YOU

CHEF NEGAN

F A T
A
T

Damn she got fat

I guess you can say Negan's razor

>leaned back

against the grain

>Negan will never cook for you

Baking with neagan looks funnnnnnn

>tfw parents aren't good with investing.

how are these women fat in the apocalypse

>fat gf gets killed
>immediately seek out next fattest woman to woo

Stop fat-shaming her!

I'm not joking when I say this, it's literally been 5 minutes and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.

They're STRONK

She's as fat as Olivia now.

She was so hot in season 4, I dunno what happened to her. Pregnancy IRL?

this is making me uncomfortable to watch

that posture

GROW. UP.

She's still hot.

>fake tree in the hallway

what are you doing

>Pregnancy IRL?
yes

Rick cucked again and again

it's all about that big fat pussy

>let's take a boat with holes in it into Walker river
Oh yeah
Great plan

You figure Negan actually knows how to cook or is just improvising?

jesus