/tennis/ Wimbledon ogre

Squeeky shoes season is almost upon us.

Next week is shitty 250s week:
Newport (grass)
Bastad (clay)
Umag (clay)

4 weeks till Canada Masters

ya it wil only b remembered 4 being fed's 19th
knot 4 the ackchual match

>a woman is the new doctor who

>tfw newport has real grass
Another win for Karlovic

Not a sport

New rankings on Monday
did you expect anything else?

JUST

the venue is ultra comfy though. Except the permanent shilling via speakers

She could give my cock a check up if you know what I mean ;)

At least it's not Kris Marshal

Fed has more grass titles than RAFA has hard court titles O_O

>Thiem actually gained rank on grass

Where is Berdych?

Will anyone beat 8 wimbledons in our life time?

15

Who is the GOAT?

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gulpiss

>Bastad
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

plebbetaman

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Thanks

May the dead be remebered

>no djokovic

>watching doctor shit
>watching anything on the bbc these days apart from nature documentaries and football

Somehow worse than last years final

fuck sake wimbly

In 10 weeks, Federer will have spent the most weeks on ATP rank 1, top2, top3, top4 and top5.
Absolute elder god tier athlete

come on are heaver bring it back for england

>SCJM

>Tipsa
>Dolgopolov
>Kyrgios
>Troicki

no wonder wimbledon was this boring

AO really was the superior slam this year
Still hoping for USO.

>the lesser murrie walks funny too
That family is strange

esto

They're Scottish

why there are no good german tennis players

>Win the USO
>20 slams
>World number 1
>Retire at the peak

yes/no?

Steffi is retire

Zverev just won his first masters.

That fucking comeback run

>>Retire at the peak
Honestly he should just keep going it's not like anyone will stop him

No, Jimmy Connors still holds a couple records that need to be broken.

>it's Isner pointpadding season
hate this part of the yr

>tfw you go from watching a riveting 5-setter with ebbs and flows, great shotmaking and rallies, and a nail-biting 5th set to NWL and FWL

Me in the middle

>Janko
>Lopez
>Darcis
>Istomin
>Troicki

Why do the good always die young?

What's the point of World TeamTennis?

>squeaky shoes
I completely forgot about that. What a nuisance.

is that the one they play in india
if so it may hav somthing 2 do w/ an untapped billion-ppel market

whomst on the ri8? all weighs c her @ his matchiss

No that's IPTL. This is American and it's virtually unknown here

meye gee eff tee bee haitch

Next weeks look bleak.
Thiem & Zverev are topseeds in Washington
Goffin returns in GSTAAD
Otherwise top10 fucked off till rogers cup

>watching footcaca

wat

what about wta?

ekshoolee sims eye've mistaken her 4 sum1 els
theyre's nother jung qt in Feds bocks. luks lyk shes in her teens or early 20s. very perty

Just knock her out already

lel

Kontinen is cute. CUTE

the tour scheduling doesnt make ne sense unless u see it as wimbledong being the last gs of the yr, then a month long break then canda masters 2 start the new yr. it also makes sense from surface pov as the hc "season" becomes a long continued blok from august 2 february

Save us Andy

Kiitos

kate middleton is a straight up MILF

why the fuck do I keep hearing about this in tennis-related places today

doc whomst was @ wimble womble (prolly still iz)

>MILF

hingis is top tennis MILF

any other MILFs on tour?

why do players like Murray and Cilic even exist?

Hello virgin

Because despite apperances, they still make several million $$$ in their careers.
Those guys are good, its just that Djoker, Nadal and Fed are fucking outstanding.

this, I for one will welcome the new female 007 as well

vika

I'm surprised it wasn't also a black muslim MTF trans.

I care not about doc hoo, but if the new bond gril isn't quality then the shitstorm will be unbearable.

Lot of empty chair on mixed doubles.

No you're not.

Like this thread. It seems awfully empty now that Fedora won.

>Raffa didn't drop a set in RG this year, 31 years old
>Fed didn't drop a set in SW19, 35 years old
>everyone currently ranked top 5 is 30 or older
Do young people don't play tennis anymore?

apparently >we had some kid in the juniors final
he got btfo by a ''''""spanish""'''' guy

Based European healthcare

are gook won the wimmins

It's kinda fill in now, probably free ticket?

How old is andy murray brother?

>argentier

nice and gud
usa needs 2 start phasin out the williams

Shame he had the best Wimbledon outfit and couldn't win a match

Soon

>Murray still first

kek, he had some many points

>no headphones

Learn English before you disrespect the Williams' you fucking chimp.

>only 45 to defend
>still manages to lose 35
kek'd

>leggings
I'm glad he went out in the first 20 minutes

The big 5 at the top as usual

el pakistANO muchachos

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both me you mug cunt

The only thing that makes Murrie& the Man "big" is that they play tennis good enough to lose slam finals in 5 sets instead of 3.

b-but muh Roidal

I kno champ
u always replying 2 me posts lmfao
feels lik u need some aknowledgement from time 2 time
so chin up bud

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Stan lost RG this year in 3 and Andy has lost all of his finals either in 3 or 4. He won USO in 5.

The Big Four

>Fed: 19 Slams
>Rafa: 15 Slams
>Novak: 12 Slams
>Murray: 3 Slams

One of these is not like the other

You're allowed to get raped by Nadal on clay

Scotland wins again.