YANKEES @ RED SOX GAME THREAD

20 minutes to game

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the red sox are Sanchez's daddy

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Yankees win a close one

T H I C K

Reminder if you aren't from da Bronx you aren't a true yanks fan

both of these games are going to be horrible because both teams depleted their bullpens last night

what if judge never gets a hit again???

>judge

then he's a bust and we should call up andujar

That would be one of those baseball legends that gets told 50 years from now.

>he broke Dimaggio's franchise record
>he crushed the home run derby
>and never hit again

yanks will be a powerhouse after this season screencap this

Would they cancel the home run derby forever?

what if both of these games go into extra innings???

>hanley taking the day off

YOU'RE A DH FOR FUCK SAKE

ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON YOUR ASS AND GET UP TO HIT ONCE AN HOUR

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS HANLEY

I'm going to Boston next week for the first time ever for a work conference. What should I do?

go to your work conference

It's not 24 hours a day bruv

Hold your breath and pinch your nose

SO SLEEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boston smells infinitely better than New York

I'm drinking a bunch of coke cola. feeling good

Tell me what you guys know about chicken limbo

>infinitely
minutely
i feex, no problelm

The secret was going to the side

Based fat man

good shit fat man

What did C.C. yell right there>?

Why has no hitter accessed the higher plane and learned to smoke line drives at the pitcher on a consistent basis, striking fear into the hearts and minds of pitchers around the league, the rest of this seminal batter's at bats destined to be pitch arounds and IBBs?

Todd Fraziere spray chart overlayed onto fenway park

hmmmmm

It's like they let a retarded kid design the park.

>would already have 33 home runs

Go cubs

Wrong thread faggot, that fast throwing nigger is ours now

>Qt chubby batgirl
hnnnnnnnnnnnnHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG[etc]

>Red Sox talking about getting Frazier AND Dave Robertson in the trade now

If our bullpen was healthy that would be the most dominant bullpen in history.

>Kimbrel
>Carson Smith
>Thornburb
>Cy Kelly
>Robertson

5 guys who could probably close for some teams

Fuck this shit desu

WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave Robertson won manager of the year last year their not gonna trade him

>Win HR Derby
>Can't hit afterwards

Causation doesn't equal correlation, he had slowed down a bit going into the All-Star break

Would you buy a random kid ice cream?

No.

I paid for a girl and her son to ride this boat ride thing at the park. She acted upset when I gave her the tickets. I was just trying to be nice.

What's the secret to attaining a certified thicc BX bomber qt as my gf?

Did Kay just have a stroke or something?

It's nothing new

do you have a BX card?

I wish Mike Francesa was the Yankees play-by-play, the memes would be endless

Anybody who pays attention to salary cap-less shit teams is a total faggot reject.

the ultimate blue pill is paying for a single mother's expenses. she definitely thought you had ulterior motives.

The kid was black, I wanted nothing to do with her , or her kid.

hard to not notice when she's pulling an ulterior motive around in a cart all day :^)

get your balls fixed, kids!

didi is elite

LOL
SHIT SOX INFIELD

>buying concessions

I wouldn't even get myself an ice cream at Fenway
fucking spendy AF

LMAO NICE """"""""""DEFENSE"""""""""" YOU'VE GOT THERE

His home splits are awful this year too

Unfortunate play by the All-Star short stop

Why do women paint on moles to their faces? Do they want moles on their face or something?

you did not provide welfare for tandem BLACKED woman and child did you?
you talking about diddling kiddies here?

talking about getting FIXED before you fuck

should be mandatory for people until there ready to have kids

I mean, I pay taxes. But I in no way paid for anything for the kid. The boat ride tickets were 8 bucks.

What's the word on Castro? Is he still hurt? I came in late to this game, and he didn't look 100% yesterday

based korean man!

be sure to right that 8 bucks off on your nest return

Scoring streak continues! Will we EVER be shut out?

>still haven't been shut out

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>70+ pitches already
The Red Sox bullpen is going to die today

the yanks kinda need this series

some moles are aesthetic

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Glad we have a weekend series with no FOX/Joe Buck or ESPN/Jessica Mendoza bullshit

Isn't the night game on ESPN?

ESPN has tonight's game

I regret to inform you that tonight we have a fucking ESPN game

Glad to hear kays voice again
Cant stand joe fuck or kenny rosenthal

>mendoza

fuck, still not so bad all things considered

>tfw no Matt Vasgersian this series

yankee bias once again

great job umps

I genuinely think Al Leiter has autism

>[sad trumpet]

maybe i'm in the minority but does anyone else think it's dumb that games finish in the bottom of the inning? like if it's 3-3 going into the bottom of the 9th and the home team scores, the visiting team should get to play the top of the 10th

No, that defeats the purpose of homefield advantage faggot.

are you daft

please stop replying to idiots and morons

Meredith sounds like she's losing his voice

>track the ball
>push your elbow out to bunt with your forearm

RIP Autismo

You first.

you too

that's not homefield advantage, it's retardation

as a yankee fan in nyc, i'm so glad i payed my $200/mo MLB Umpire fees to ensure the best strike and out calls in baseball.

Is this like the TV fees brits pay?

Meredith has a terrible voice

Faggot.

t. homosexual

the fat man can pitch

>Black Ink
Pitching - 42 (37), Average HOFer ≈ 40

>Gray Ink
Pitching - 205 (36), Average HOFer ≈ 185

>Hall of Fame Monitor
Pitching - 171 (32), Likely HOFer ≈ 100

>Hall of Fame Standards
Pitching - 46 (49), Average HOFer ≈ 50

Curt is a Certified HOFer