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sips rorke's tears edition

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Absolutely fascinated by Australians.

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SCEAMING

Absolutely fascinated by knickers.

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class war now

I said, PICK UP THE SOAP

*sees terrorist*
*does a sick max payne style leap*
*fires one shot straight through the wires leading to the trigger device, stopping the kill switch explosion*
*fires another straight through the terrorists head*

pah, all in a days work for a free englishman

except they'd just obtain them illegaly though wouldn't they

Why do Londoners splash acid in eachothers faces as a greeting?

>playing vidya
>London level
>acid jazz starts playing

...

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Watching some UK Border Force
Have to say I like it

hating islam is not racist it's logical

just like it's logical to be scared of a poisonous snake

...

*arrests you for islamophobia*

SCHEMING

...

>caring about guns
>thinking guns are even an issue
>being that much of a yank
jesus christ righties
sort it out

>it's another benefit scrounger complaining about not getting everything for free

YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIING

She's cute but the fact she has no bum is horrible

happened in Cornwall pal

well they still do that now anyway

the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun

all sensible lads should come to /uk/
/brit/ needs a breakup, can't stand sharing a general with constantly crying Rorke mongs every week

BREAKING NEWS: Rockstar announce GTA VI will be set in London

just part and parcel of London life

nope cornwall is white

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so all of the south is an islamic shithole? righto

>everyone is white, even the criminals
clearly not an accurate representation of Burgerland

What kind?

*corrodes you*

ah yes I see that you've just rolled over and accepted the jews and your masters and given up your rights to defend yourself and all personal freedoms

good goy

yes but if guns were more widely available it would be easier to obtain them illegaly and you create more terrorists

>hating islam is not racist it's logical

>just like it's logical to be scared of a poisonous snake

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needs to be set on the Island of Livdenchester

stop posting here then, no one's forcing you to be here

business idea: tax the poor more than they earn

Proofs

that's coffee not acid

not racist just weary of people who hate me and want to kill me
simple as

>Preorder now for an acid soaker

"i tthink that i should write all the news papers - people saty the wierdest things sometimes! im smart i know it and plus im nice. i wory about the terrorist overseas but i know they can't hurt me thats just my opinion" - andy warhol

who's the bigger cuckold?
the British serf or the temporarily embarrassed millionaire yank

>all personal freedoms
>right to defend myself
i have a right to defend myself
i don't have a right to buy guns (an offensive weapon), nor do any of the potential criminals in the UK
good stuff really

>Andreas Christopheros, 29, was left blind in one eye after David Phillips, 49, from Hastings, Sussex, assaulted him at his home in Truro, Cornwall.
>Sussex

The attacker was a basically a Londoner

on the train

Smeg me arse, lads

ummmm sweaty x

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time for some porn

ummm NI exists sweaty

why even bother taxing the poor, just straight up execute the scrotes

How would you explain the alt right to friends and family?

>failed my driving test again

THROUGH MY

oh yeah true
*checks northern irelands murder rate*
seems like a good thing!

fuck off rorke
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learning russian on duolinguo

hope janny HEEMS the /uk/ making cunt

remember when the texans had a draw muhammad contest and then a bunch of muslims showed up with guns to kill them for drawing muhammad but then they got shot and killed by texans instead haha mad that

poor people are poor because of their own life decisions

>acid expert

alri, London dweller

what happened in london

>dead prods
Good thing indeed

everything good and bad with the UK happens in London
it doesn't really matter what happens outside of london

nationalist nerds

the kids who got bullied at school have joined a little internet club

futile

the serf

some kids threw acid on some people's faces and nicked a moped

massive acid attack on innocent people, just part and parcel of the london experience

cool Texans...t hey know What Up... but thats just my Opinion..!

londoners are just so beautiful when poortherners come to london for holiday and see how ugly they are in comparison to londoners they get bitter and throw acid on londoners as a revenge

some paki did some typical paki shit

just another day in the islamic caliphate of londistan

dont know dont care
not my country

Failsworth (capital of the north) has never had any acid attacks

really makes you think

hello nigger

This

apart from the beheadings and acid attacks by tolerant muslins

bellowing at the absolute state of london

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This city has been run exclusively by the left wing since 1962.

as are we all lad, as are we all

I'm completely the opposite of a nigger. In fact, I'm less of a nigger than you
I know bums can be too big but just some bum is nice

high school flashback: a fat anime loving (literal) neckbeard of a girl used to call me "mystery man" because she asked me what my name was one day, i found her annoying and didn't want to tell her so i said "call me mystery man.." and she actually liked that and the name stuck for 2 years

she'd scream "mystery man!!" when she'd see me in the hallways.

im still a virgin irl

Reply to this post if you are the Janny

Enjoy some pictures of average London dwellings while you're here

jealous of my gf sometimes
wish I was a female

could honestly shag my gf right now lads

shame I done have a gf right now lads

never have

mad how bitter regionals are about not living in the greatest city in europe, arguably the world

MENTALLY ILL

>so i said "call me mystery man.."

>im the opposite of a nigger and im less of a nigger than you
>i dont like girls if they dont have bum
hello negrito

>"let's hope a brit lives here..."

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it's only great if you're rich

It's only fun when you're young and get everyone for free. The remaining 50 years of life are shit mostly

hello nigger

kek
this