Now that the dust has settled, is it kino?
Now that the dust has settled, is it kino?
Nathan Roberts
William Parker
This is a film as good, if not superior to The Empire Strikes Back which was too male oriented and macho heavy. This film brings more balance to the franchise with another delightful female heroine who proves that the ladies are every bit as tough as the men - if not more so.
Landon Nguyen
Kevin smith is that you?
Whats worse than a bad movie?
One that one one gives a shit about nor anyone talks about.
Samuel Howard
>one that one one
what did what what by this mean?
Dylan Jones
kek
Jaxon Brown
Its probably a Skaven.
Gavin Russell
Sup Forums's sister board "Reddit" has collected spoilers from posters who saw the premeire.
reddit.com
Everyone dies and Vader kills.
Ethan Phillips
>"Posting from Sup Forums"
>Browses Reddit
Seems about right.
Carson Sanchez
>Vader slaughters the protagonists.
Good. I almost lost faith in Disney.
Easton Perez
Jayden Martin
If you value America, and have any patriotism remaining at all, you will BOYCOTT this film
Isaiah Murphy
It ticked all the necessary fanservice boxes but it just felt like another empty Disney action comedy.
Jace Nelson
#DumpSJWWars
Jace Watson
what fake news site are you working for
Luis Perez
Hey asshole its not out till next week so the dust hasnt even stirred yet
Jack Flores
>Everyone dies and Vader kills.
IF you are not trolling, that is not a bad way to end the movie
Ryder Green
>The Empire Strikes Back which was too male oriented and macho heavy.
KYS
Cameron Hernandez
>The TV show cast outlives the movie cast
Top Kek
Xavier Hughes
Vader only kills an Empire guy. He doesnt kill any rebels
Logan Roberts
As I understand, Disney put a clamp down on that dude's shenanigans, and more or less forced him to apologize for his comments. I'm guessing to avoid a Ghostbusters-style backlash.
Leo Jackson
>watching Rogue One and then immediately watching the opening of A New Hope
I am so doing this
Wyatt Gomez
Pretty sure he killed Obi Wan at some point too tho
Owen Cruz
Why doesnt each cinema get people to spend an extra $20 and screen A New Hope right after?
I fucking would pay to watch that
Nolan Collins
I was kind of hoping that the third act of the movie was just going to be a slasher movie, with Vader picking off the cast one by one. Also, that IP Man was going to be a Jedi who survived Order 66.
Lucas Murphy
I need to check and see what my local Alamo Drafthouse is doing. They seem like the type of joint that would do something like that. Those beautiful bastards are doing a Lord of the Rings trilogy marathon this week.
Grayson Brooks
What the fuck was his problem?
Seriously, I hear he got shot at by a Rebel and got injured and that is the reason he was in the tank and very angry at start of episode 4?
David Wright
>Vader doesn't kill the main characters just some random random rebel troopers
Fucking dropped this piece of shit joint so hard.
Jayden Phillips
What about Boba Fett? Is he in it?
Joshua Cruz
Vader dies, and we find out he was cloned (spoiler)
Brayden Bennett
"They are on a beach in scarif watching as the world is destroyed by the death star. Once the empire realizes the rebels might actually succeed in stealing the plans they decide to just blow it up."
I thought the Death Star firing in ANH was the first time it had been fired. Tarkin definitely makes it sound that way, anyway.
Ethan Sanders
>2 hours of nonstop action hopping from scene to scene with a smooth transition into the opening of New Hope.
>then crickets as R2 rolls slowly through the canyons.
Normie's would hate that shit.
>in 2 weeks "media" sites will write articles asking if Rogue One is better than a New Hope
Jose Collins
Would it make your experience any less enjoyable if it wasn't?
Gavin James
weak bladder
and no one stopped at the spaceport so he could take a leak
Adrian Taylor
The bait is strong with this one
Julian Cooper
i remember all these bullshit theories from tards to told me it was for certain that the plot would go this way or that way, and then the movie came on, and it was nothing close
fuck off conjecturists
half you shut ins wont even see the movie until the rip comes out
Michael Jones
Its the first demonstration on a planet that matters and makes an impact
Oliver Jackson
its going to be shit and very safe. vader wont kill jack shit just the dude in the white jacket. wow fuck off star wars.
Colton Hall
Nice post!
Hudson Richardson
>half you shut ins wont even see the movie until the rip comes out
After The Force Awakens I am waiting for DVDScr