/heem/: galore bofando edition

Upcoming fights:

7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/22: ACB 65 - Silva vs Agnaev
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament
8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 4
8/5: ACB 66 - Young Eagles 20
8/5: UFC Fight Night 114 - Pettis vs Moreno
8/18: M1 Challenge - Battle in the Taiga
8/19: ACB 67 - Cooper vs Berkhamov
8/25: Bellator 182 - Koreshkov vs Njokuani
8/25: Glory 44 - Chicago
8/31: Invicta FC 25 - Kunitskaya vs Pa'aluhi
9/2: UFC Fight Night 115 - Struve vs Volkov

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>UFC Fight Night 113 results
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bisping is bullying poor karyn

Current

cant wait for shitking to get knocked the fuck out by Whittaker. what an asshole.

will be a great day for mma bud, lmao lol

Thats was quite brutal

Wrong thread, user

Whittaker is basically a newer, better version of him with a more well-rounded striking game. Bisping has no chance.

michelle waterson should not be analyst

DONT LEAVE YOUR CHIN OUT BUDDEH

What is Iceland's stance on muslim migrants? Do they let a bunch in? Trying to decide if I should be happy or sad about Gunni losing

Maia look of approval on the left lol

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>how long ya been retired now

heeminder that this is only the second time that the home team has lost

B R I T A I N

heeminder that no one on heem knows what theyre talking about

I think it's better to watch the post fight stuff then the actual event just for Bisping shitting on everyone

>Have fight card in Scotland
>Book it so the Scottish fighters lose
What did wme mean by this?

heeminder that this goof is among us and refuses to apologize

Daily reminder that """"fights""""" that end without a KO, TKO or submisson should be draws

does paul feyodor train with cowboy?

Bisping is the worst he constantly "jokes" with other people but can't take one himself

Him talking all that shit about Romero after ducking him for so long

fuck Bisping

Post your boys

To be fair calderwood was a good matchup for Cynthia and she still didn't look that great even though she won

He talks an awful lot of shit for a guy who'd lose to about 8 different middleweights

Paul Felder ;_;

Post fight presser is live
youtu.be/aibqmP0I8WY
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>30-27
>didn't look that great

Someone answer this.

she got a nosejob right?

Hilarious how in a few months you've worked yourself up to being one of the biggest spergs here.

this is their stance.

Post your boys.

Primary boys:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>David Teymur

Secondary boys:

>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Jacare Souza
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Tim Boetsch
>Misha Cirkunov
>Joe Duffy

Tertiary boys:

>Paul Felder
>Anthony Smith
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Drakkar Klose
>Belal Muhammad

Prospective boys:

>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes
>Thanh Le

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i've actually been here for 3 years now. its just that when i started doing picks i started getting given names

You spend enough time here and you can't avoid it.

not many. 50 refugees were taken in. total number of registered muslims is like 0,3% of the population

>oldschool boy
Wanderlei silva

>current boy
romero

>low-key boy
Cannonier

>What is Iceland's stance
Awkward my guy

30-27 is a joke. I realize you're memeing but she lost the 2nd and won the other 2 with some shitty takedowns. She couldn't even sub the most subabble fighter in the top 10

>the jab will land

>ywn be her brothers -_-

Another great night for us Irish American. Can't wait for Conor to sleep peanuthead Floyd!

>she lost the 2nd
How tf? Just get over it man. Life is too short, don't waste your time getting butthurt over wmma

>protected little HGH abusing icelandic cuck gets heemed

Gunnar has always been overrated, he's never beaten anyone worth a shit.

>Can't wait for Conor to sleep peanuthead Floyd!
100%

>record scratch

mackenzie dern didnt finish that chick in her debut and she's the best female jiu jitsu player in the world.

more importantly tho she if there were 30 seconds more in the first and third rounds, would she have gotten the finish? if you say no there is no need for me to talk to you any more

waterson needs to quit fs1 NOW

1 win away from winning the picks(again) Made a mistake and believed on a hyped meme fighter instead of an established tough guy who fought with a lot of heart on TUF

But it's all good, here in the money team it's all about hard work and learning from mistakes. Won't make the same mistake again.

It all started one day when I met this lad Conor McGregor

Awww shame I was hoping we'd see Gunni vs Wonderboy

youtube.com/watch?v=gMlby1X98wU

Quit projecting. I had calvillo winning it but she didn't impress me at all, even though she had probably the easiest matchup style wise in the top 10

>record scratch

No one won this fight

michelle waterson needs to fuckoff and let bisping and kenny argue

it's the unregistered muslims that get ya tho

No one is projecting user. This is your last (You), now calm down and move on with your life

i would have won the last one but got goofed by the judges with overeem vs werdum

Did anyone webm the butt slap?

yootoob comments are always good for a laff

top japes

Heeminder that she is a 30 year old grinch from
>team alpha male

RiP JoJo we hardly knew ye

is it better to be the weasel who makes money watching people injure themselves, or being the person getting injured?

conor is truly the best slave in the weasels cottonfield

How about /our guy/ JWill? Showed fast hands and the quickness for a 300lber. First fight in over a year and is now 5-1. Ngannou better watch out.

real post fight presser is live. paul felder on now
youtube.com/watch?v=ItgvNOqEylM
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Who is your favorite female fighter?

I'll give you another (you) but things aren't going to get any easier for her now. Her bubble is going to burst just like pvz

cynth has a pretty underrated bunda desu

Got goofed by Romero lol, it's always the last fight.

Bisping is going to knock out Whittaker

shes got no butt just like Pena but i still love them

Imagine getting KO'D stiff by a jab

*Blocks your path*

Guess thats what happens when you swing with no defense

nice karate stance idiot
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HARD WORK

Free fights
D.C. Vs Hendo
youtu.be/w4ZDNsIyrQg

Jones vs machida
youtu.be/3SKn60joIPw

It'd basically be what you just saw minus Ponzinibbio getting hit

Do you think TMT gear is going to be dirt cheap after Floyd gets slept? I figured it would be funny in an ironic way to wear a loser's gear like Jeb Bush

what a fascinating """"sport""""

>Knocked out by a jab

Is his chin deleted?

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>tfw to inteligent for defense

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Janes and Calderwood got robbed. Not even remotely debatable

Don't (You) me

>after Floyd gets slept?
For sure the karate stance that just got Gunny heem'd will be the difference my dude

cynthia won comfortably
zilch

Is Carlos Conduit a meme fighter?

>Losing a decision in your hometown
What did JoJo mean by this

michelle is foaming at the cunt for masvidal

which rounds did JoJo win? How and why?

She only won the third round

>masvidal

Another one of Florida's greats.

With our martial arts, guns, gangs and drugs we could literally defeat entire nations.

if gunni was out on the plains and this happened hed get his skull pounded in and then his girl would mate with the other superior, more powerfu, guy and his children would be left to starve, his entire legacy lost and the love of his life filled with another mans cum. what a pathetic thing to let happen to you.

1 and 2 by not being a terrishit striker. NOT debatable

>muh near submission in Round 1!!!!

Which is why she won the last round not the first one where Calderwood quickly escaped

Masvidal is the best boxer in the UFC

Gunnar vs perry when?

Don't fight :) It's not good for your health and there is always a non-violent solution ok? You should address what makes you want to hurt someone instead and fix this and you will be happier!