Pefect sidekicks dont exi-

>pefect sidekicks dont exi-

Samwise the Strong would have made a better sidekick

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frodo was the sidekick

What about Samwise the Stouthearted?

>pefect

>based
Guy is a total pussy irl. Actual feminists have more balls than him

but they're cousins

>irl

fucking retard

>shitty memes don't exi--
>[this thread]

t. Ron Weasly

>weasly

who the fuck cares, nerd

>there will never be another comfy trilogy released in your lifetime

Why does it hurt so much, bros? I'm so sick of all the banality these days. Fucking capeshit getting all the money thrown at it, no more fantasy movies with large budgets and talented staff.

Would love a movie about the black company.

Gus from Psych

>he says on a capeshit board
>in a lotr thread

Why didn't Galadriel just riverdance into Mordor?

Why don't you fuck off cate blanchett is a disgusting whore and she is ugly as hell

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This is a sidekick thread which happens to feature an LotR OP. Learn to read

learn to converse properly dumbass

I'm not even trying to sound like a sexist but LOTR is such a man movie

You have Boromir fighting and dying for his king, the fat elf honoring an age old pact with men, the ghosts honoring an oath and Frodo and Sam achieving an impossible goal through courage and friendship


Literally the only feminist moment is the "I am no man" cringe line

exi? sexi? lexi? what?

piss off wanker

>black company