Mail Order Brides

I am going to get a mail order bride, and I have narrowed it down to Colombia, Philippines or China. (Maybe Vietnam)

Which do you think is best?

Phillipines seems to have the best English, but there are a lot of ugly women and trannies.

China has shitty english, but good food and the women are tame/attractive and not annoying.

Colombia has a lot of 10/10 but there English is by far the worst, and they are semi-retarded usually, but it would help me become fluent in Spanish.

East European women, cant work, have hard to learn languages, and age poorly....

it's a scam you fucking retard

blast ur skull instead

Get one that speaks your language. Keep in mind you will have to deal with their shit 24/7.

its one of good scams, people like OP deserve everything bad that happens to them

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>a scam

you're delusional

mail-order-birdes aren't a scam, but they will indeed try to flee if you don't keep a tight watch(which mean forbid them to have any ressources on their own + a legal statute)

phillipines or china then

no, u

Get a vasectomy
Don't make an Elliot Rodger

hes chink

Yeah theyre totally not wanting your greencard and they're totally won't suck you dry until youre poor and they ditch you for someone from same nationality/ethnicity.

no im white... chinese girls often speak decent english...

you sound like an absolute fucking beta if you have to do this, not to forget somewhat racist/bigoted given how you just assume all these things about people.

with that said 10/10 picture choice, those are vietnamese-american girls.

>being a chink
>can only speak english and not an asian language

nope why would you assume that you fucktard. its the typical white beta loser i see here who try to import girls.

he is chink larping as white

yes, but they're difficult to get...
I know one who works at a coffee shop and fucks some old toad vietnamese guy for some reason....

Literally nobody speaks English in China except richer more educated people who won't whore themselves through fucking mail. Man, they don't even know shit in hotels in the north. I used sighn language then a guy who know broken Russian came to help. Most chinese are illiterate Vth century peasasnts.

coffee shop girls like that one = slags though.

if you are the type of guy that buys a wife they won't go for you ever lmao since they avoid betas.

Colombian women are awesome, I would recommend

t. fucked a prostitute there

My neighbor actually has a mail order bride, they seem pretty happy together desu.

Despite him being fat old and bald and her being in her early 20s. He's not wealthy either.

Please give me some hints, tips and tricks on how to find an american internet friend.

Thanks in advance!

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be a finnish memesmith

>not wanting your greencard and they're totally won't suck you dry until youre poor and they ditch you
Which is why i said he must keep a thight a watch on them

Someone that i know has one, and they have been together for 4 years now and everything is alright .

how is this even real