Norgetraden edition
/brit/
Anthony Allen
Luke Collins
yui
Liam Fisher
anime
William Roberts
just injected a full pint of kopparberg
Isaiah Hall
I love portugal
Kayden Clark
bum (buttocks not anus)
is itchy.
Eli Nelson
very prolific portuguese
Brandon Taylor
>Creggslist
Michael Taylor
post slags
Isaiah Parker
>he wouldn't shag this beautiful female because she has a cock and balls
very gay
Anthony Walker
hmmm
Brandon Perry
Kyary
Anthony Parker
this is actually thailads gf
Andrew Nelson
Lot of effort went into this lads, would love some feedback on it
Luke Reed
*casts and evil spell on your ballbag*
Camden Jenkins
...
Aaron Harris
Norwegians would literally be dirt poor fishermen if there was no oil
Benjamin Adams
...
Jeremiah Rogers
*places my hand on your leg and looks into your eyes*
Gabriel Harris
umm sweaty forgot the protestant work ethic much?
Colton Cruz
...
John Scott
...
Jayden Long
If thailad had a gf he'd be thairunt
Grayson Jones
*has an uncontrollable urge to wank all of a sudden*
what have you done to me, yank?
Evan Green
Phwoar
Elijah Turner
gonna do a poo lads
Jaxon Scott
Can't toil the fjords for some wheat sweetie proddie work ethic or not
Jonathan Cruz
Sounds very superficial and feminine
Jaxon Walker
>pull up to my inherited Georgian house in my G-Wiz after a hard day's work as the Guardian theatre critic
>open the boot and take out my Sandqvist and Daunt Books bags with the charming candle holders I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my girlfriend of 2 months in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as an interior designer
>sit down on my velvet sofa bought on sale at the Conran Shop
>put up my feet on the distressed oak coffee table
>turn on the television and tune in just in time to catch the end of an interesting BBC4 documentary about the art of Renaissance Florence, just before the start of a new episode of Antiques Roadshow
>perfect timing as my girlfriend comes in with the dinner, another one of Yotam Ottolenghi's nutritious vegetarian meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my girlfriend's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky email to Charles and Rupert to see if they can come round for dinner on Friday, maybe sneak in a few rounds of gin and tonic first, bloody Rupert ignoring the rule of no shoes or socks indoors what a cretin haha
Jaxon Wright
...
Samuel Harris
we'd be literally dirt poor farmers if we weren't so smart
Henry Bell
>Playing Ring of Fire
>Get the last king
>Have to drink an entire 330ml can of Kopparberg Mixed Fruits that was poured into the middle
Fucking hell lads.
Isaiah Ward
i actually like drinking the king's cup
impressive to normies
Eli Edwards
post beautiful girls
Josiah Rivera
and this is alan's
Adam Torres
heem everyhere
Xavier Walker
call the cops i dont give a fuck
Landon Rogers
You first
Ian Peterson
FONT
Christopher Evans
/r/ForeverAlone is a hoot
Adam Anderson
they'd hunt whales or summin
Luis Morales
...
Ryan Moore
...
Samuel Cox
Hate my mum
Benjamin Taylor
>smart
wed be albania tier if we didnt have low corporate tax and muh heritage yanks
Daniel Wilson
protestant work ethic is the biggest fucking spoof
proddys patting themselves on the back for nothing
Brody Ward
is that rosie
Cooper Thomas
need a british gf
Austin Torres
>people at work find out i'm a flat earther
>they laugh at me without giving me a chance to prove i'm right
This country is close-minded as fuck.
Dylan Nelson
yes
Lucas Campbell
gf just sent me this
Brayden Gomez
How about I flatten your bollocks?
Joseph Sanchez
would rather have a Norwegian gf
Nathan Barnes
yeah and who came up with the low taxes? Some genius probably
Jonathan Hill
...
Zachary Sanders
that's a big clit
Kayden Morris
thats a dick you retard
Jeremiah Butler
How to do Norwegian accent?
Easton Jenkins
Probably a protestant lol
Ryan Price
why do doggos like the beach so much
Aaron Phillips
klee
Brody Cook
It's just German but you're drunk.
Kevin Lewis
...
Daniel Morales
no thats swedish. Danish and norweigan don't sound as goofy as swedish
Benjamin Perez
time for a fat line
Elijah Walker
Its a good feel desu
Chase Allen
same person?
Nolan Sanchez
high correlation of beaches and frisbees
Jacob Martinez
This badly correlated mixture of gradients because there are a lot of blacks and hispanics in the south.
Ethan Peterson
...
Jeremiah Ward
...
Ethan Cooper
...
Hunter Gomez
Can I save this Conzo?
Chase Gonzalez
wowwow what the fyucj
Lucas Morales
>Danish and norweigan don't sound as goofy as swedish
hehe alright bud
Justin White
Leo Adams
Snap
Aiden Ward
I'll allow it
Juan Foster
...
Brandon Jenkins
Had girls find me sexually attractive but no one's ever actually had romantic feelings for or fancied me
Alexander Green
...
Angel Brooks
I suppose you all want to "have your way with me" hmm?
Jace Ortiz
>gif
fuck off
Ryan Hill
Yeah
*rapes you with my eight inch cock*
Ayden Ramirez
...
Joshua Phillips
yeah
post poochie
Liam Howard
youtube.com
GOAT scene from the GOAT franchise
Julian Jackson
None of you dirty cunts would last two minutes when me and the nonce squad come looking for you
Jaxson Cruz
Irish is literally the best sounding European language and brits tried to systematically kill it because they hate anything beautiful
Xavier Cook
...
Ryder Jenkins
I'm just going through a bad divorce, and been drinking a lot
Carson Morris
...
Brayden Williams
Me n the beys x
Grayson Reyes
alri lads haha
Xavier Green
youtube.com
mental how practical effects from the 70s look so much better than the very best CGI from now
Hudson Evans
honestly I prefer being a billy no mates than having absolute losers as friends
Ayden Allen
feel like at least some of those lads are nonces themselves with guilty consciences
Blake King
Dear Henry
You have been coming to our service since April 2014 and we are now discharging you from our care, as you are now 18 years of age and because you have made great strides in your emotional wellbeing since we first met.
You came to us because you had strong thoughts and clear plans about committing suicide. We met weekly for a long time and recently our sessions have become less regular. Thankfully your risk has not been a concern for some time.
The changes you have made have been considerable. You have not been able to remember what happened or how you were during the first year or so of our meetings, but you were hesitant to interact with others and you saw the world as overwhelmingly judgemental of you. As such you were highly perfectionistic to the point where it stopped you from doing anything. The one activity you could do with any confidence was the Army Cadets, however, you would spend hours preparing not just your attire but also practising what you might say to people. If anything went just a little wrong you would berate yourself.
While your high standards and propensity to judge yourself remain, they are in (mostly) more of a healthy domain, leading you to voraciously learn and, indeed, excel in various academic pursuits.
Arguably you lean towards being reticent about asking others for help and feeling responsible for them, but this is something I hope will shift over time. Trusting and sharing relationships, where one can ask of another, are beautiful and gratifying things, and well worth it.
Henry, it has been a pleasure to get to know you over the years. Your fierce intelligence and strong will were always clear from the first day I met you and it has been a joy to see your sense of humour, your interests and your social world grow.
I sincerely wish you all the best for the future, and success in whatever furrow you decide to plough. I have no doubt your relationships will be fufilling and your life full.
Warm regards,
Dr Matthew E---
Asher Ross
anyone remember the cuckio meme
Angel Perez
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