Can you imagine being sam hyde? you're a 7th rate "comedian" with a small youtube following...

Can you imagine being sam hyde? you're a 7th rate "comedian" with a small youtube following, and you notice that one of your ironic racism videos is getting a lot of views. you read the comments and they're all racist. you do some searching and find out that it's because your video was posted on Sup Forums.

you decide to pander to your new audience, ramping up the racism, sucking trump's dick, and being a poster boy for national socialism. at this point you're posting your own links on Sup Forums to get more youtube dollars.

things start to look up. you might have a deal with adult swim. there is a lot of hesitation on the side of AS, but they eventually roll with it after you tell them that you're only being ironically racist. you even tell them that you have had intercourse with black women before to prove it.

your show airs and the only fans are the people from Sup Forums. they spam threads on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /x/, reddit, newgrounds, etc to help MDE but it's hopeless. astroturfing doesn't increase your ratings. your show is canceled, but you spin it as if you only wanted one season. "AS was holding us back". you hope that a network like HBO will give you a deal. STARZ. TruTV. Anything. You exhaust all of your resources and connections. Nobody wants you because you're too toxic. But you're too "big" to return to youtube. It would be like the rising star actress who burned her bridges as she left her small town to act in hollywood, but got shot down so now she returns home with her hat in her hand and tail between her legs begging for a small role in the community theater play.

Sam's 15 minutes were up long ago.

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what i cant imagine is being this buttburt about a person

>being a retard

And yet, here OP is, his screenplays still not picked up by any studio or independent filmmaker, his sense of worth steadily dropping, having never appeared on any television show or even a Youtube segment for fear of ridicule, but he's brave. Oh, so brave. He'll call out Sam and the guys from Million Dollar Extreme for having given it a shot, for having dared to go against the status-quo and for having the balls to truly not give a fuck whether their schtick is enjoyed by people or not.

Oh, let's salute OP's bravery, for he is indeed a truly unique and gifted individual who will never, and I mean NEVER back up this thread with evidence of who he is, what he does and what he'll be doing.

That's probably for the best, OP. We don't need yet another coward polluting the airwaves.

Sam is onto something interesting, these things take time and alot of work.

hi sam

I thought Sam said there were no swastikas...?

why do you care?

i don't get all those sad attempts at baiting people in the last week regarding sam hyde and tim heidecker.
this post for example, probably took some minutes to write and some more to think about, all for the sole reason of baiting people to call you a cuck or something and than you'll reply to them something like "lol u mad xdd".
what's the point? don't you people have something better to do, i think i would rather see bane threads than this shit, it's pathetic.

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just proved my point

>being a literal retard
It's an anti-Sup Forums thread

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awesome post great job

meant for this

fuck off you racist piece of shit, we see what you are doing

Disgusting.

why is everyone just trying to bait everyone? is that your idea of fun?

The man is living trash, and is one of the many recent pseudofascists who would seek to debase and demean both Western culture and everything that exists outside Western culture. If these alt-right people had any appreciation for art, that would be one thing--saying hateful things about those who you think will destroy the culture that you love, while detestable, is at least a relatively coherent position and an understandable. But when you have these insincere philistines who hate the beautiful, the intellectual, and the brown--who would destroy all the great things that White, Brown, Yellow, Black, Green Man has produced because they cannot understand them, and hating both what is in their country and what is outside it, and so hating everything--and then passing this off as one big joke, as something not really meant, so that their hatred is reduced to an easy and filthy bitterness unworthy of pigs in the mud--I can think of no suitable fate but lifelong hard labor, as I think rehabilitation doubtful in most cases. Sam Hyde looks like he's in relatively good shape; let him grind curry for Bengali intellectuals. Of course these young men (if they may be called such) are not entirely to blame, and are in part the result of the neoliberal malaise, but that does not make them any less disgusting in their own right. And really they are not so different from the actual Nazis, who were so artistically ignorant as to forbid the staging of The Merchant of Venice and encourage The Jew of Malta, when it is the former that is a genuinely antisemitic play, and the latter basically a surrealist deconstruction (to put it in modern terms) of the entire idea of antisemitism. But at least the Nazis were sincere; at least they could distinctly feel hate. The new reactionary wave sweeping America and Europe is the ideology, not of hate, but of bitterness.

This thread has been posted with the same images like 20 times. Op is obsessed with mde

Lack of actual real life interaction with other people

Sup Forums is literally tumblr, but instead of obese females, its obese males

I'm a part of what some people call the "alt-right" and it feels punk as fuck. It feels like an actual counter culture, or rebellion against the PC culture that dominates American colleges.

This

>only one shot at making it in entertainment
>show cancelled and blacklisted from the industry
maybe sam should start making reaction videos or something lmao

Haha, /leftypol/ realizes that if they make threads on Sup Forums they will be hidden and ignored by everyone, or they would be BTFO since they're in the crumbling minority over there so they have to go to Sup Forums to attempt to troll and slander Sam Hyde's name and his fans. Hahahaha.

i saw this guys videos years ago and i thought he was doing a bit where he pretends to be a manchild

but he was actually a real manchild the whole time? it makes the old video less funny.

Sam "Tim Heidecker better run and..." Hyde
Sam "Show's off the air, now I'm on Obamacare" Hyde
Sam "Painted my face black, now I can't get my show back"
Sam "Ambulance driver" Hyde
Sam "Voted for Trump, show's in the dump" Hyde
Sam "Alt-right and no bite" Hyde
Sam "Have to beg if I break my leg" Hyde
Sam "JUST fuck my show up" Hyde

If only everything were so black and white.

>if you don't like Sam Hyde, that makes you a far left liberal!

Wow, logic, so hard.

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Blond hair, black neckbeard. What did xer mean by this?

now that conservatives are in charge conservative Sup Forums is dead

> 16 posters

Reminder that these threads are made by "anti-fa" hipsters trying to "socially program" Sup Forums. Their hatred for this show is comparable to when Fallon had Trump on, one of their favorite tactics is demonizing Sup Forums and the alt-right.

Are you mentally ill? If you actually read the posts, it's more than just a simple statement saying "I don't find his show funny, I don't like Sam Hyde." It's liberals trying to get back at the alt right for taking over Sup Forums.

>Sam "Painted my face black, now I can't get my show back" Hyde
that one is best

All this heat on Sammy Gunz

youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cqc6Beqm8

>people with different opinions are trying to socially program me!
sorry this isn't a comfy little hugbox for you dude

>Sam "Show's off the air, now I'm on Obamacare" Hyde

lmao

Ah of course, the sudden influx of people with differing opions are a thing of nature

post the archive so people can have a good laugh

It's pretty natural seeing how many contrarians are on Sup Forums

Kill yourself

>>>/reddit/

But I feel Sam Hyde and MDE is more popular than ever now...

This gave me a throbbing erection honestly, cute girl cock is kinda hot

yeah. also drumpf

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/101951584/
>anti-fa "intellectuals"
Sure, but this was engineered. I was as skeptical as you are right now, but a few of their groups were exposed. This is a combined ploy by leftypol and a few antifa facebook groups, pretty pathetic 2bh

> G-go back to Sup Forums your racist sexist problematic homophobic Islamophobic nazi facist

Woa! This pasta again?

See

wheres the proof tho. this is just a tranny talking shit

Yeah I'm sure the "POLACKAS ARE LITERALLY PEOPLE WHO FIGHT FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE" line will work if you spam it another 100 times

Same feeling those who listen to alternative rock have

Or "alt" girls on instagram

Cry and bitch all you want, it's true

Pretty sure Sam has been open about being mad about getting the show cancelled especially considering how it got cancelled. Don't think he's said that AS was holding him back and is thankful for the opportunity.

> factual evidence that disproves my claims are unecessary, it's true because their opinions hurt my feelings

It's true because they act the same
that's your evidence

Welp, guess he really was /ourguy/ all along.