How would you prepare a pork shoulder in your cunt?

How would you prepare a pork shoulder in your cunt?

By throwing it out, ordering the room properly cleansed of p*rk residue, and, Baruch Hashem: preparing brisket instead.

Blasting it into a paste to be mixed with chicken and made into low quality pink slime which is than dyed and shaped into various meat products for consumption.

You should prepare it before you stick it in your cunt

>Eating pork

I thought Poland was supposed to be white.

I thought Poland doesn't allow refugees

Mashlallah brother!

Putting it in a sealed bag so it doesn't smell when I throw it in the trash

I wouldn't know.

Beef > Pork

that's haram ya Akhi!

Does Sup Forums seriously not know how to cook??

Boiled in some kind of broth for hours probably

throw it out, pork is disgusting

Pork is haram.
Mashallah

In the oven, obviously.

>pork

>Salt it in a bucket overnight
>cook in a pot with veggies
>serve with potatoes

pot roast it

...

Slice thinly
Bbq
Place between 2 slices of toast
Spread remnants over nearest mosque

pork is the only mainstream meat that I don't really like eating. Sheep and cows are dumb as fuck and I feel absolutely no shame in eating them, but pigs are vastly different animals.

check if pig was fed meat and if not then marinate and prepare rare like a steak