I still don't get it. Did he make the right call here or not?
I still don't get it. Did he make the right call here or not?
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He made the right call that she was the suspicious one.
Shooting her definitely was not.
>she was the suspicious one
how many aliens do you see on a daily basis?
she was a fucking white person
of course he made right call, next thing you know she is grown up and using her genius to oppress black people
Yes. The MIB deal with creepy looking aliens all the time without them actually being malicious. It showed he had no biasses and actually was operating with reason instead of fear.
aliens would be strange, not suspicious.
little girl in alleyway at night is both strange and suspicious.
Why would a govt agency specializing on alien affairs go onto a alien shooting spree?
HE WUZ THE BEST OF THE BEST SIR!
>that fucking smug look
Everytime
>8 year old with 4th year physics books in an alleyway filled with aliums who isn't scared
might just raise an eyebrow.
for the longest time i didnt understand how will ripped his test book or what he was doing with the pencil until i realized there was a seal he didnt and was trying to rip
i never realized this either and thought he had autism.
He made proper excuses a government official for doing something he shouldn't have. He did the right thing
>Friend convinces me to visit Earth on vacation
>Catch a cold on the first day
>Friend still wants to go out and party
>DUDE I BET I CAN DO 100 CHIN UPS ON THAT STREET LAMP
>Sneezing my brains out on the same tissue over and over
>Just want to go back to home planet
Because it's an AMERICAN agency?
holy shit i never understood that. i though he tore the page or they were stuck together on purpose or something
I still dont get it.
Damn the 9gag invasion is spot on
Try selling that to the police next time you're arrested for shooting a lost girl in the head. I'm sure it'll all work out.
> until i realized there was a seal he didnt and was trying to rip
wat
for me it was always how he managed to break the pencl in half by trying to open a paper seal or sticker or whatever that bullshit was
10/10
He was in the wrong.
The only thing that test proved was that he was particularly more observant than the others. His total killcount was 1. The MIB are called in to eliminate threats to humans or the secret of aliens coexistence, so naturally the only time they would be called in is to shoot some shit, and that was simply not what Will wanted to do. He shot the only one that was at least trying to be incognito. Fucking stupid movie.
Yes. They need souless agents.
THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST, SIR! WITH HONORS!
>not killing them all and letting God sort them out
He was in the wrong big time.
But what if that girl would have asberger syndrome?
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
what did he mean by this?
I see Poles and Turks on a daily basis
OBLIGATORY POST FAGGOTS
How many females who understand physics do you see on a daily basis?
Actually they act in a more diplomatic way (in the movie), but when things get really bad they don't think twice about using force, lots of these aliens can easily rip an agent with just one finger.
here, no one is getting blown up here.
>the job is diplomatically interacting with otherworldly horrors on a minute-to-minute basis
>smith is the only character who isn't opening fire
His rationalization for shooting suzie was bullshit, but not shooting at all put him heads and shoulders above every other applicant.
I think he realized that the entire "interview" was weird as fuck, so when he was looking around at targets to shoot he picked the one that stood out from the others.
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was it kino?
best physical comedy desu
More like he thought every other applicant was retarded (hence the captain america crack) and the entire situation was ridiculous so he fired off one round at what was most obviously the wrong target specifically so he'd have to explain himself and get more opportunities to point out how riiduclous the entire situation was.
BUT THIS IS A DAILY FUCKING REPOST SO WHY THE FUCK IS ANYONE PUTTING MORE THAN THREE SECONDS OF THOUGHT INTO A RESPONSE OR RESPONDING AT ALL
Fallacy, are you on a street with aliens hanging around? Try aggain
why is this movie so fucking good
call me a pleb but it's up there with tremors, starship troopers and 5th element for rewatching for me
It's humor done right. Not some silly ass cheap slapstick humor with toilet jokes. A lot of the jokes in the movie are thought out, subtle and sometimes multi-leveled.
I love it as much as those but can't rewatch it.
It features that chill, hit song making Will Smith we will never ever see again, and it makes me sad.
MiB is basically Immigration services for the earth, you cant go around shooting immigrants
Having kids changes people.
Having jaden smith ruins people.
Everyone misunderstood the point of that scene. The test wasn't about spotting something suspicious about the little girl, it was about testing whether the applicants were trigger happy to shoot aliens. Can't have that in the MiB
the entire pregnancy bit was slapstick with toilet jokes.
literally no one misunderstood the point of that scene what the fuck are you talking about
>A loli walking down a shady alleyway surrounded by abhorrent aliens while having books about Quantum physics
Yes I believe he made the right call.
Fun fact, in the novelization and comic adaptation they reveal he's right to cap her ass.
MiB seems like too big of an organization for just 1500 aliens on an entire planet
...
But it didn't define the entire premise of the movie.
>"Gentlemen, congratulations! You're everything we've come to expect from government training."
Damn, I love Zed
>Give up your entire life
>They make you forget it all
>doesn't make you rich, no pension
>Forced to get a shitty job after you're mind wiped to barely sustain yourself in your twilight years
>Wanna join the MiB!!!!
er... no thanks
Yeah, it was kinda slapticky but it showed some normal interaction with aliens that didn't envolve shooting someone, also it showed that even a pregnant "civilian" alien has the power to turn any humans into butter.
Still funny.
damn look at those TIMBS
>killing little white girls
*smacks lips*
DAAAAAAAAAS RITE
>doesn't make you rich, no pension
Really? Can't they find a way to squeeze a pension into your new life?
>ex mib agents get memory wipe.
>low level alien criminals are free to know whatever and walk around.
I don't think he made the right call. he over analyzed the situation and while she maybe suspicious the ones around her are obviously getting ready to attack and since its a shooting exercise it would be a safer bet to shoot them
Kay was forced to get a job in a Post Office to make ends meet...
You'd think you'd get like... $20 million dumped in a bank account as a thanks for saving the planet dozens of times... but nope.. enjoy your back breaking 60 hour hour week as a 70 year old man to make sure you can pay for your rent, food and heating having sacrificed your entire life for the MiB
I don't know. they say they are rich due to all the alien shit they sell to humans but K had to work as mailman
They say the same thing in the movie but its still illogical. hell him getting in instead of the other guys is illogical but its a movie so I let it pass
>trigger happy
yeah because those cutouts sure looked like they were saying hi
They are also the police force for aliens
Didn't K want a simple life?
>yeah because those cutouts sure looked like they were saying hi
Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there.
What kinda of kid would be all alone at night with creep monsters and still be smiling?
With no context it is. (illogical that is)
If that scene had taken place post recruitment into the MiB and he was in a gun range with one or two other new recruits, knowing Aliens were real and most are utterly harmless, then taking a pop at the girl like he did would have made much more sense.
But all that scene did was show him being an edgy smartass
Or an outside of the box thinker
What? MIB are basically just law enforcement officers that happen to deal with aliens.
Without context it didn't make sense, his comments were dripping with sarcasm.
It'd be like in a more realistic gun range capping a cardboard grandma behind held at gunpoint.
>Why did you shoot Doris?
>Because she was obviously the leader! Old Lady in nice clothes in the ghetto being held at gun point when you know she wouldn't be here or if she was would be packing herself, kno'whu'um'sayin
>>Because she was obviously the leader! Old Lady in nice clothes in the ghetto being held at gun point when you know she wouldn't be here or if she was would be packing herself, kno'whu'um'sayin
If the grandma was carrying some shit like "The History of the Third Reich" then yeah, I'd say he'd be right.
no it makes perfect sense. He even rationalizes why he didn't shoot the aliens. You can assume he noticed something about each alien that no one else noticed. The little girl in that scenario was the odd one out
>Oy vey goy! You're studying the WRONG history!
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It was a test in lateral thinking.
simple life can mean spending all your time with your wife (from whom you have been away for years) and only doing simple labor like mowing the lawn or fixing stuff in the house, not having a crappy job that takes away most of your day with little pay
yeah because a girl at night is strange but some faggot working out on a street light is not?
There is a reason why most thinking is done instead the box.
this
because clearly she needed to die due to her strange choice of books.
was fresh prince still being shot at the time?
Don't want anyone learning about Quantum Physics now do we?
delete this
mib came out a year after fresh prince ended. depends on how long filming took but probably not
He was postmaster, not a mail carrier. Could you really imagine him as a retired pensioner? Being postmaster in a small town gives him something to do with his time and a cushy government job that probably puts him at twice the median income. Plus if he ever does decide to fully retire he WILL have a sick pension.
>He has a real problem with authority
>So do I. He chased down a Cephalopoid, on foot, that's gotta be tough enough.
K didn't want one of the other weirdos with a stick up their asses to be his partner. He wanted someone unconventional, with PROVEN FIELD ABILITY.
I think the message of the shooting range scene-and I might be reading into it too much-was to show that military guys are trained with a "shoot first ask question later" outlook. remember, once the room went dark the first thing they did was shooting without hesitating. It wasn't exactly a test to show restraint or even intelligence. It was a test of critical thinking.
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the test book was sealed by a big sticker of some kind. He snapped his pencil in half trying to break it.
easily the funniest scene in the whole movie because of the awkwardness.
he shot her because she was white
this movie way way ahead of its time
jay's suit at the end was so shitty
and this is?
There's also the story arc in 3 where J's father sacrificed himself to save the Earth and K decided to watch for J.
That's where you're wrong kiddo
user I LITERALLY just brought up this scene in conversation yesterday. I haven't this movie in over 10 years and I still remember this scene because of how much it made me laugh the first time.
But that part was just background to K's conversation with the father. The juxtaposition of the quiet, semi-plot-relevant dialogue with J being flung around is the source of the humour, not just the fact that J was getting flung around. In a modern film the camera would be flailing around with J as comedy-action music played.
yes, he showed that he hates wholesome normal americans more than literal monsters from outer space, thereby qualifying himself to work for the federal government.
Salty dindu nuffin, was a good gurl, bin gonna church every week, waz about to get her life on track...
autism test
You're the mother fucker why aliens would come here in peace, then decide to obliterate our planet because you fucking shot one of them on sight
Damn good flick.