ITT we fake a language we don't speak

ITT we fake a language we don't speak.

For example:

Polish- Jawicz kowaj brczikowajicz januz kurvakowicz

Finnish- Jituun Sittuukaas lenne baika soumotaami mukaamaasto

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youtu.be/R8pZlcqlRpA
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Not enough umlauts on the Finnish tbqh

wow, I've found like minded people

I luv to do same with Hungarian

Yuruvoglü seyam izsher kaumar yurumümur buldu autismü

Turkish?

ching chong ping pong

Gycyw gwcyw cwyc gycgw cgywygcgy

>pane mun tiukkaa poikapimppiä kunnes tulet sisälleni
>Foure moi dans chatte de garcons petite et serrer juste a temp que tu viens
>Knull den trange lille gutte fitta mi til du kommer
>Nimm mein enges Knabenmöschen so richtig durch, bis du in mir abspritzt~

Buoma português. Não esta bim terra. Nès gora, com e cão milho esta jamais.

Allihoopar talande svenska nu!

Cürbè igleg tesh ishtenaiun meg

B тoмaт Пyтин Poccия и Укpaинa дoгoвopилиcь

Het es dunkeelheit und water laufte oober

xin xua shu la gua sshinya

Hola, estoy empriandatendo a cajones las pequeñomierandasomos quesaballas hora y mis castillañas para losabas amigos.

jag studierat svenska språket för 6 år och fortfarande är dåligt på prat den

Je suis un français qui aime la grande bite arabe

Ok that is just mean. Also you must know enough French to know that you also made mistakes with your orthography

I think you missed the point of the thread

ooga booga bix nood ungo bungo

sikkim butan mogithan maman kunem

Ich bin liebe auschwitz aus breingistanden

Guten tag die anons ik spekech pas die deutche sprauchte. Doucheland uber alles kinder shiza shnell du hast

perkele helsingin salomat pekka schmekka kurvaniemi

perdochen fritzen trachen popen

someone do it with spanish, i wanna know how foreigners think spanish is like

See

americans not allowed, you are actually used to spanish

hola que rico, bueno puta madre. DES PA CITO
Ayy papi, muy machango JAJAJAJAJA
mexicANO por favor

mi bandito pendejito
mi hermano incestado
donde estas? donde estas?

Xiao han qi dao hai, tse zhu.

Çong phuç taó banh chi

Takano bunshi de aramoto sensuki

any SE asian language:
ang bung birulang, ferangu milar kompleks urgu sebuy

You forgot the smattering of english loan words that consist of 50% of these 'languages'

lel, bretty good

That's what kompleks was included for :^)

scuzi pappere buppi?
peppere buppeere babbere bebbere
gli itagliani mammoni inculati

Takana nitashi otikawa saramoto de sakakura koymoto

jebem ti polsku maiku v zhopy suka blyat bydlo nahuj ne stavte vozidly wyfukem k budove

mudgeroo nullad baruginga mut tulla gandjara brudda yungi

kippidap dongibap blusukan

howdy yee haw OK yeah hamburger read em and weap

hi werrr ze burrrgerrr at *shotgun fire* maaaan ai niid a hole nyu set'ov ass taierrrs forrr my bitch ass truck YEE HAW

Deixa caixa borratxos gaspatxos

pues le rijó el cabucheco sapeñero y tandogroso cristiANO askaskaskaskaskaskaksakasaksak

russian: graduska korscht allumivirat danzetta vargizt.

...

Greek?

seow hao tingling sassinomi everr neow tow ling

catalan I think

catalan, sorta. they use a lot of those x's.

german: schwarmentz kraffen aggton munen dakhten fratz

olimpiakos kakas malakas kariolis tetrosaloniki papavasiliu

els ninets per la mateixa mesma del orlogo

ik bin eein neederspritzen alkmaar zaanstreg
ik kan niet slapen und scheiisein auch niet

ferencvarosi niggerek egeszszegelok kurva anyatok

wat

aapke ki likhain murokse me roopji daurmi hai ki nahi hain

¡AYE, CHUY! ¡¡PONTEME EN CUATRO Y DAME VERGA A MI CULIIIIITO!!!

ساي سوك ماكن سوسيق

I want a non-anglo to do English.

Du, du hast, du hast mich, du hast mich gefragt, du hast mich gefragt, du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

海角新宿姆农行用英文吗那样我也还没结婚的为他们之前先向虹梅今天晚上有没有红包要不太重太沉重磁场里的青龙白虎

屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪屪

Cykablyat idinahui dale vodka vodka putin kremlin vodka blyat

Good morning! I have your pen ken. Nice to meet you. I have pineapple pen.
>tfw still forget articles and pronouns occasionally.

NO SE ESPARITO QUE MARCO DE MAR ESA PURO BULANCA VELLOS MACHA

PERKELE SAATANA VITTU LEHTI RUOTSILAINEN

rowning un rollinghams en thuy nickelbrocker wringleson motching

e le pile de chanco de niyo mano de puero dios maguello, ay caramba

Kjhwa kyjur kyj jky hukjy

ausch schun swere vire leber lein auch falchen schaufen leiden ver das kan.

Allahu bindu wa hala hhHhalal bin al mudi al wahallah wahalat gabala al hackmet jalal al wala din

grontings to chime yondel mine finks are somebit eering

hon hon nous avons pas culture parce que mon president commie dit d'accord et vive le walloon gens

Benimyor içimler azamnarliz ergunlek mustahilim lugat.

(Det lekkanaktivitat est saar upserging! Ik dennken ik kan makt mohr eksperimenting mit anner tungehussts...danken, user!)

..."tuEngehussts", mit det runn E. Nit ik forsagt een typo!

Ayo muh nigga fo sho dawg

>mukaamaasto
Almost a word.
>Mukamaasto
"Fake terrain" I guess? Maasto was correct and means terrain

>Turkish
Konuş amk biliyorum piçlerin borkuşları ölürmiyor? Başka kara bir perde görmiş kişi süt içer

>Swedish
åpp här jävlä du plagån vikk fröckige takk flär järvä rå potlegen järvina upp flåtarvige

>Finnish
Puolaa puhumeteleen ypöstöseen lärvessä seitsemänpoissarallanna pojassa kuulemiin pervetäjhä tähdet hautausmaalla

>Spanish
Pervetardo del aterzo corazon plaza de una cerveza por azucar, pinche le atajaron le tardo y la cerenja de naranja a la donde fratasteis, cabron

winner

Protip, b is not used in our language apart from loanwords like banaani.

gibe dinheiro o eu vocé reportão hue hue hue.

Ohio konichiwa gozaimus natashie sakura urachan desu yuki nandaiyo. Iteri tsundere magasaki rurururururu onichan bake baka waaawawa eeeeeh! Tuturo naganoni kawaii kurru
Nhondooskeh.

This guy does it better:
youtu.be/R8pZlcqlRpA

finnish: kiitikitikia nokia utöpïöa kwiiktiakidk fiitikikitií

WHOA MASTER LEVEL OVER 9000!

That's hungarian.

Nah you're thinking of basque

Turkish:
topkek larının büyük bölümük, küçük bir iki şeksı wümın İ likı

voulez vouz couchez honhon, J'aime le escargots bon soir. Toux bien toute suis prix. Le textopornographie est tres chaud honhon

täneiveesti pikkolo puuka biksolo nuuudo killo ruotsi

Bork, bork, bork?

Ego no malhado angles vor nihiliasum

dyschevny gorbachev blyat
cyka
horoschov borscht

Somebody try Romanian

sa în tutel a fost gypsy sala celealte oraș suprapune