What would Sup Forums do at Westworld?

What would Sup Forums do at Westworld?

probably everything and everyone

Fugg.

I feel like I would be very similar to Logan. I joked with my wife about stepping off the train and just start firing into the crowd.

Leave and go to Samurai World instead and indulge in my weeb fantasies.

Well it depends how long I was there.
If just for a few days I'd probably just fuck and fight crime.
If I had a lifetime pass like Will I'd probably end up being like that, trying to force the robots out of the loop when I'd done everything.

Quest, maybe kill a robot or two in the process. Wouldn't stay that long though maybe a day or two tops.

I'd get really fit which is nice, even just by having sex all day.

fugg by force, every woman even remotely worth fugging..... maybe play around with a sniper rifle.
maybe derail a train.
use explosives to blow up bridges.
play god for a bit.
cant think of much else at the moment

Fuck kid hosts

I'd pound that sweet Dolores pussy

kill another guest

>Kill blacksmith
>pretend to be blacksmith host
>randomly kill other hosts in perculiar ways to spook the guests

Then get fucked up by hosts? Great plan

rape desu

Kek, rich griefers would have a fucking field day with Westworld.

Sneak in real bullets and load an NPC's guns with them

snek

Probably would only fugg the 2/10 qt that Billy was talking to without actually going into Westworld

pvp the fuck out everyone coming close to dolores

I'd make a human centipede and walrus and see what kind of Silent Hill monsters I can create

>tfw fell in love with the host that introduces William but didn't feel anything when she showed up in the later episodes
Feels weird

Bandit with snek

Lay on the ground open wide and let the creators take steamy shits in their mouths because they've been told it's a super deep and philosophical experience.

I would

t. someone who's barely even conscious

Probably spend at least 48 hours sounding like an idiot trying to figure out verbal commands on different hosts.

Definitely bang whores, not in Sweetwater, but in El Cantante(sp?)

Definitely bang snake tattoo.

Live out Phantom Pain scenarios where I go no guns and try to CQC everyone.

I'd seek out cunny, of course.

I still don't quite get how the park works. Hosts can't hurt you but they can? And what about other guests? William cut his brother in law with a knife, didn't he? How do they make guests recover from wounds? And what stops the bullets from guns penetrating everything except guests?

Find the hottest shemale with the biggest cock and get assfucked for days

Could someone make a version of this for me without the nipples? Thanks!

So far in the show, looks like your best bet are a couple shitskins.

Got you pham

The hosts near the starting town can't hurt you at all. They cuck up and just take your abuse. The farther you go from the town the more the hosts can hurt you but your life is never in any real danger. Guests are screened for any medical conditions and those with a clean bill of health are allowed to venture farther if they choose.

Probably custom order a harem of MEW hosts to take turns choking me out with their thighs.

Time to fuck

just get a job as a tech and build one like legos

>fuck with hosts
>get headquarters to notice
>Elsie sent down to fix the problem
>rape

No the nipples have to be gone, not replaced.

Shogun World

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Yeah the height of consciousness is gobbling up poorly made shit because it has the superficial markings of prestige television.

Just realized there's a vietnam kid in it. Shame, but thanks for the work anyway user :)

Unless you could replace that image with something sfw but equally feel-inducing :3

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Eastworld you fucking idiots

This. What kind of lame ass old man are you to want to roleplay cowboys and indians?

nigga open it up in paint and do it yourself

Enjoy getting banned from Westworld for life, they'll see you assaulting Elsie

>REEEE IM INTELLIGENT AND UNIQUE REEEEEEE LOOK AT MY MENTAL DIARRHEA

No the required changes are more extensive than that

Not if I own the park

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>I'M INTELLIGENT AND UNIQUE I LIKE A TERRIBLE TELEVISION SHOW BECAUSE IT'S ON HBO AND HAS REFERENCES TO PHILOSOPHY

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Try to romance the snake tattoo lady, I'd fail and end up raping her but I'd win in the end. Certainly kill black madam who runs the whorehouse, she's got the most cringey dialogue.

>If I keep telling them what they like is shit, it'll make one of them angry which entertains me. This is the sort of entertainment only the truly intellectual indulge.

Thanks I guess

I would go to Medieval world instead.

>Maybe if I shitpost some more I'll feel better about not only liking an objectively terrible piece of entertainment but also not being able to string together a single cogent thought and only being able to communicate in memes

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Lock Dolores in a pig pen, let her eat shit and drink piss, make my horse rape her, torture Maeve.

>Maybe if I shitpost more

No, sorry, shitposting more is not going to fill whatever void exists in your social life.

Not much. Learn fancy hip firing? I like the show itself because of the robots but I'd rather be at that employee lounge in that one episode.

I'd probably just hangout in sweetwater getting drunk and fucking hookers.

Got me, Westworld is the smartest bestest show ever made. They have Radiohead on the soundtrack multiple times after all.

Both of them deserve it.

Glad you accepted it, now kindly fuck off to a thread where your input is wanted. Good luck with that

find a nearest computer terminal and shitpost

Please stop you're going to make me cry because I'll never have my input valued on a no taste shitposting board.

My man!

I'd probably drink, gable, take a couple bounty hunting quests then go on a couple day bender at the orgy place in Pariah. Put some balls in holes.

Oh and try to trick other guests into thinking I'm a host.

>Oh and try to trick other guests into thinking I'm a host.
They'd cave your face in thinking you're the punching bag.

Is there any rule against just raping hosts in public? I remember one scene where a guy shot up the bar for shits and I want to know if you face any repercussions for that.

I think there was a scene with Thor's bro talking about putting a guest in jail overnight for something or the other. I guess sometimes the hosts can detain guests if they're acting rowdy?

If the guest doesn't just shoot them I guess.

Other hosts would most likely intervene.

this

I personally would go to the army encampment and shoot all the black folk. Not because I'm racist mind you, I just hate it when media tries to portray an integrated army prior to the late nineteen fourties. Hell I'd probably kill all the white folks there except a couple of officers and pretend that they're a group of buffalo soldiers

It's Sengoku world.

They're kind of bitches though. I guess if you were in one of the more hardcore towns it might get you fucked up.

Shot Maeve in the head and put my dick in the bullet hole.

Repeat it with Dolores.

Still gonna have a hard time with the old in an out when you've got half a dozen dudes feebly grabbing you

I would request a behind the scenes tour and walk around with Ford to get the history/technical aspects of the place.

>mom i did it again xd

underrated

Fall in love with one of the female host and just spend time with them till I run out of money.

>What would Sup Forums do at Westworld?

The only correct answer is; Ask to see the Shrink-Ray in action.

>collect hosts, carry them in a wagon,
>effectively try to keep hosts from being able to reset into their loops by not letting them be buried and reprocessed.
>cremate the remains and smash control units with a sledge hammer

t. high school sociopaths

rape all the womyn
complain about the lack of hot women and big boobs
stick big objects up their butts

Are you retarded? The door had SW written on it

well... i think this maze would be meant for me.

Nice taste

Proper corporate espionage with the goals of obtaining the tech needed to one day transfer human consciousness to an AI host, and to destroy Delos.

And anal sex with Dolores, Clem, and Snek. I'd make them all do ATM amongst each other.

cuck teddy duh

>40,000$ a day
Nothing.

Ask the whores in the brothel to give me a makeover then force me to dress and work with them

Majority of answers is fuck fake robots..... Anons you can pay to fuck real women today if you wanted lol

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>Never start what you can't end
>If you're going to get fucked, choose the lucrative way darling.

You don't pay to fuck women, user. You pay them to leave. Besides, have you seen what really hookers/prostitutes look like? Most are above average and all, but still human beings. That means dealing with STDs, pregnancy, mental health issues, hygiene, etc. Westworld, for some, would be like stepping into a porn version of disneyland.

Humans aren't all that evolved. The park would just be a place to shitpost and whatnot in person.

Fuck
Then fuck a bit more

Then I would explore till I find a cozy place
Then fuck

Remember Guys. A day at Westworld costs 40.000 Dollars is it really worth it to "just" shag clementine?

Find the centre of the maze and kill myself.

I feel like westworld is exactly like a wmmo server, after like 2 hours the only fun things would be the bar and the brothel

>do enough quests to get cash for rifle and horse
>recruit npcs as bodyguards
>try to do series of heists to gain unfair currency amounts
>once you have enough money, buy loyalty from every npc in a town to lure players into ambush
>start griefing and extortion racket

>make modded quests
>find hallucinogens and make not-zombie zombie quests
>spike players with shrooms and have them last until morning with you as a jason voorhees
>just for the look in their eyes as they empty their revolver into you as you laugh