What sports should my son play If I want him to be a chad?

What sports should my son play If I want him to be a chad?

Also, what to do if I have a girl?

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If it's a boy:
>BBBasketball
If it's a girl:
>STEM

American Football or some type of Martial Art

Make him a literary genius and remove him from activities that might hinder his intellect.

if it's a boy ping pong
if it's a girl chess

the real question is which cartel should he join, it's a life or death decision

take this from a stem phd, girls get such an easy road in stem just like niggers

rugby

Boy: basketball or football depending on how tall he is
Girl: volleyball or soccer

1. Football 2. Basketball 3. Baseball

I love football but personally I don't want my kid having brain damage so I'm going to try to make him do other sports

Don't do this, OP. Your son will turn out to be gay if he plays rugby.

>tfw remember seeing that image when I first started lurking Sup Forums
>tfw turned 27 last week

It used to make Yuros so mad

every damn time

Baseball for Chad.

Ballet/gymnastic for Stacy.

Golf and track are always good sports for girls, in addition to the obvious ones like figure skating and gymnastics.

baseball

It's still going on in /rug/ right now.

>insert gender norms here

Does your mom know you are gay?

Just have your kids play team sports so they get the benefit of physical activity as kids and are still able to learn to socialize.

Then as they get older they can choose what does or doesn't interest them

>figure skating and gymnastics.

these have way too many bad injury risks desu

>wanting your son to be an autist

wew lad

water polo

Stupid tactic

socialization is huge in having kids turn out successful

doesn't have to be his life but he needs to learn to compete and work with people or he won't get anywhere in life

Basketball is for cucks

>having a girl when abortion is legal

>Search Google for image to see if she does porn
>It's a MTF tranny
Fuck sake man, science is going too far. I literally would have never guessed.

lol faggot
Enjoy sucking cock, tell us how the cum tastes

Fair enough.

Tell her to stick to golf. It's a great way to meet a man, it gives her a leg up on most other women in the business world who don't play, and it will come natural if she's a lesbian.

(((He))) was quite effeminate to begin with, that's why it's such an effective trap.

The broad-shouldered 6'2" guys? They aren't fooling anyone.

Make sharp the mind, make savage the body

Boy:
How to work, all the virtues of economy

Girl:
Modesty

And if not make them saints at least make them christians

>the state of white """""men""""" in the current year
lmao, te future is bright.

send more taco trucks pls

>performing arts club

well spotted user; its change was coming from miles away

send more bad hombres pls

send more white girls with fat asses.

also some teen boipucci needed because I'm a fucking degenerate that get's super turned on by crossdresing/trap whitebois.

alr I'll send my wife over you may cuck her

...

Science has gone too far

Dating will suck for our grandkids with all these trannies running around

>Dating will suck
>implying feminine penises aren't yummy

Really depends on the country
Here for a Chad you'll put your son in football or rugby. It build physical strength, social skills and confidence
A Stacy will do dancing or handball

sailing or test cricket

get an abortion if it's a girl

$100K math major here

>all the virtues of economy
>economy
>virtues

>It used to make Yuros so mad
Things that never happened for 6 million.

kek

but uni rugby is the ultimate chad sport in America. Almost no blacks either!

>girl
volleyball

this
or tennis

Both STEM as a profession. Track and Field to keep in shape and disciplined.

Also both some kind of martial arts and most important: Don't let neither of them grow up as a fucking faggot who has never held a screwdriver in his hand in his entire life.

Crabcock

Boy: football and athletics
Girl: volleyball, swimming if you think they're turning out ugly

If you think he'll be 6' or above, get him into rowing/crew - it's a direct train to Alpha City

If you think he'll be under six foot, train him to suck big rower cock because that's all he'll ever be good for

I would

Baseball is the patrician sport for cryptochads.

girl: ballet, rhythmic gymnastics
boy: americal football, soccer
all this should be complemented with karate/judo, chess, swimming, piano/violin and another sport like tennis. if you live by the sea/lake, consider sailing too
everything else is pleb tier

cricket is the game of the superior AusGOD alpha male

yeah footy's a muscular game, good call mate
youtube.com/watch?v=uPIQ7vLJYIA

The only Chad I've ever met is now known as Chelsey. Don't be a Chad.

>Boy
Football a thousand times
>Girl
Volleyball or Track sports

Baseball if white, basketball if black

>wanting a chad son

but why would somebody do this?

>I could tell it was trans
Perhaps I've been here too long

>Football
>implying skinny manlet fuckboys are chads

>implying football doesn't give you the body that every girl runs after

North America: Football, Baseball, Hockey. Basketball players are too lanky. Don't have the prototypical Chad look.

South America: Probably rugby. Maybe boxing.

UK: Rugby, Rowing, Boxing.

Oceania: Rugby, AFL, League, Surfing, also seen some good Chads in cricket.

Europe. ??? Too fuckboy with that soccer shit to be Chads aside from Slavs (hockey, waterpolo produces good Chads).

What's the difference between a Chad and a Meathead?

Rugby
if grill, hockey

True turbochads don't play typical sports.

The purest of chads would play something like lacrosse or sailing

If you're Mexican then boxing, Canelo is probably the most Chad Mexican athlete

Chad is socially dominant and is still muscular and athletic despite EATING PIZZA, drinking, smokig weed and sniffing coke at weekends
A meathead is just a big fucker

The one where he looks good.

You think Iniesta is a Chad? lmfao.

>that flag

with her BF

feelsbad I just want to nut on a 10/10 trannys face

tennis for a boy and tennis for a girl. but invest in it so they become pro

Easy like Sunday morning

Ze's peobably the type of folk who tells everyone

got any more pics of her

Baseball hands down. You have the biggest chance at a huge contract in baseball.

Baseball. High enough chance to be Chad. If he's good at it he'll make far more money in a baseball career than a NFL one.

passable trannie's

Haha damn the BF looks dead inside. I'm gonna guess he didn't know what lurked beneath the water when he first met "her."

Sports are dead.

Get your kid into e-sports. Gender doesn't matter there either.

Baseball is the only choice.

>her

Muay thai or boksing will create a Chad, the only downside is that he might become a really stupid one.

For a girl, I would go with taekwondo, judo or karate.

Taekwando is babbie's first combat sport, it's a good choice for girls

It's also relatively easy and could come in handy if she gets into a fight with another girl.

yeah I suppose chads in Bosnia are chess and table tennis players

water polo

>tfw turn 34 this year

YOU'RE HERE FOREVER

It's okay, user. I turn 32 in a couple of weeks.

I've been shitposting on Sup Forums on and off for over a decade.

As someone who has played many sports: Football, Baseball, Tennis, and Basketball I can say that no other sport builds your confidence up like BOXING. Something about throwing combinations and working the bag just feels really great.

> Wanting your son to be literally retarded and unable to hold a spoon by the time he is 40

Good call, mate.

P-please watch our sport Big Strong American

Confidence ( but will do nothing for social skills)
> BJJ
> oly lifting
social skills
> physical team sports like ice hockey, rugby, or American football
So you don't have to worry about them
> Muay tai, or boxing

Only poor people practice boxing here, I like boxing but it's not something a chad would do.
Handegg would be the correct answer.

Lucky bastard.

>Mexican
>above 6 foot
Looks like he's gonna be a cox

For Europe tennis is good choice