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feet

beautiful

big guys only below this post

Want to fuck an Asian desu

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the ideal woman

Didn't even say anything about guys this time you absolute turbo nigger

*sharts*

dont post asians

Girls

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I should probably go to bed

>made plans to hang out with friend and his gf
>he tells me out of nowhere how his gf's friend is coming along
>he repeatedly emphasized how she's single
Lord have mercy on me. Here I was expecting to play some vidya in a comfortable setting with two close friends, now I'll be fighting off a panic attack for several hours.

How drunk should I get lads? Liquor always helps and I know some will be there.

yankpill me on hispanic women, /cum/

boys :3

They tend to be short

No! Girls only

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your on fault coastie

why? just be cool about it all instead of being a major autist

nth for don't bully!

either really chubby and annoying, or slender with sexy hips

What do you think of Taiwanese school uniforms?

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They're really low effort imo.
Especially dislike this tracksuit one. They should invest some money and come up with really cute ones, preferably with sandals as shoes for girls or if they have to be closed shoes a mary jane model should be mandatory (because it's cute)

give me an autograph please

no! >:3

I have sex with men
it is a quintessential american act

i love you

How long do you think you would want to maintain 4-6 beers every night

1 night

no more than 6 years ofc 6 beers turns into more though

untill you start to get chubby

I am not a cool person. Last time I was around a girl my friends knew she hugged everyone goodbye but gave me a handshake.

I hate Taiwan now.

your fault for not initiating the hug

BOOSABOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lol
i refuse to believe people this autistic exist

FUCK night time cold medicine, it's supposed to make you relaxed and sleepy yet i'm restless as fuck and kept tossing and turning in bed. I think it's the antihistamine tbqh

PLEASE

It's officially my birthday, fellas

I have trouble making eye contact with girls. It makes me freak the fuck out and I keep looking away

If your friends knew her but you didn't then that's understandable

Some of them are ok but most are, like you said, trash

Used to see some pretty sexy ones when I was going to school in Taipei but they are just Japanese style sailor fuku.

so far in this thread latvia is the only poster that doesnt offend me along with the retarded pepe leaf

Just do it.

It's really not that hard.

Happy birthday, fella

thanks

You're on the spectrum, boi

happy birthday man
extremely beta

What have I done to offend you, fuck face?

what a dumb bitch
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literally nothing wrong with being autistic

No bully, Germany.

Thank you, user. I feel the same way. It's physically painful.

nice ass at 0:44

you share the same state with that weak spined cuck lane county or w/e

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h-here bud

I rly need a haircut

Buzz your hair short.

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no I like my hair sort of long but not this long

funnier than I expected

well boyos I finally got my drivers license. at age 21

It might time for a change, user.

The future is now.

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I don't like women anymore.

i was driving semi trailer for living at thhat age lol

my condolences, old man :c

what does it mean if I like the cuddling after sex better than the actual sex?

too long?

you're a romantic

>caring about a roasties opinion

c'mon user

Yup. Try a buzzcut. One shower and you'd be amazed of how convenient it is. Save a decent chunk of change if you do it yourself. You can always grow it back.

What are women going to do with men after they inevitably take over?

A+ taste in caps

need an 18 yr old gf that I can go pick up from school on weekdays

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>brreeeeeewwwbbb brodude music
ctrl w

the gints hat is top tier

Put us on farms to milk our sperm.

it's not better but it's just as good

havent buzzed it since I was a child. dont mind working it out a little. guess ill probably just shorten it up a bit

oh burger king germany just rolled out "grilled dogs" hot dogs think i might have to give one a taste :-)

on the next episode of /cum/, find out if user gets the girl!

you're a big guy

Death is but the doorway to new life.

We live today, we shall live again.

In many forms shall we return.

I'm in love with a dying man

But I'm not dying

YALA

had sex to ed sheeran

>had sex

army wives are the worst
rare to meet a more obnoxious group of people

some weird combination of generally 20somethings, people who have no real identity except what their husband is doing, and huge surplus of free time

Nevermind then ;3

gonna go to sleep I guess good night niggers

and a lot of them are cheating whores

Hope you die in your sleep

wtf apologize please

I dont want anything bad to happen to you

Good stuff, user. I'm sure you won't regret it.

last night you were in my room
now my bedsheets smell like you

Sheeran is a lyrical genius.

the pain meds I'm on are constipating. haven't pooped in 2 days

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laxatives, my dude