7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2

7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/22: ACB 65 - Silva vs Agnaev
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament
8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 4
8/5: ACB 66 - Young Eagles 20
8/5: UFC Fight Night 114 - Pettis vs Moreno
8/18: M1 Challenge - Battle in the Taiga
8/19: ACB 67 - Cooper vs Berkhamov
8/25: Bellator 182 - Koreshkov vs Njokuani
8/25: Glory 44 - Chicago
8/31: Invicta FC 25 - Kunitskaya vs Pa'aluhi
9/2: UFC Fight Night 115 - Struve vs Volkov

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News:

>The Pfist arrested for assault
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>Nunes vs Shevchenko rescheduled for UFC 215
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>Alvarez, Gaethje officially set as TUF 26 coaches
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*sucks your dick*

>Featherweights

im going to heem myself if chris loses this weekend

imagine being smalle than a female

Imagine making an early thread and then spamming or encouraging spam in the old one so it hits the bump limit and you don't get banned.

Canvass bless.

Lads. I wish to train. I don't want to train MMA though. I want to learn the fine art of bantz. As an ameriburger I just cannot compete with the bantz and feel often times flustered and at a loss. I am looking for the help of anyone from Australia, Ireland, or Britain for advice on how to bring the BANTZ

Take an improv class. 90% of bantz is being able to think off the top of your head

>Australia
Why do you want their help? You're already doing a fine job of shitposting.

Post your favorite female fighter's doggo

nah

Fook dogs and if you like them then fook you too

id doggo that girl
if ya feel me
hehehe

figures a pussy like you would be into cats

God me gud :DDD :D

:)))

>hates dogs
>must loves cats
a leaf

Cruz is so mouse like it's uncanny

>tfw a girl is bigger than you

Sometimes I wish I was a manlet.

I'm intrigued

what is this pic lmao

Would you tho

gonna need that source my croatian brother

You have to stop caring about what people think of you and your flag, tough to do but you will often see aussie's posting emu's and the great emu war, why? we just don't care. Once you have become impervious to counter bantz you will progress quickly my son. To add, aussies enjoy fucking with each other so any attempts to counterbantz by other flags are nullifed by the fact that whatever anyone says, any aussie has said worse to us. Honestly, I think it's just because we are so fucking bored, there's a reason moot said 90% of shitposters that get bans are aussies we simply have nothing better to do. good luck ya poof

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Them bolt on tits must look horrible naked

fuck year, imagine giving her a tit job and than she flexes tits with your dick in between them.

Don't know what it is with musclebitches and bolt on tiddies, Gabi too

very outdated. can/aus are enemies these days

>I CAN HAVE GIANT MAN SHOULDERS AND BE FEMININE TOO ?
>SIGN ME UP DOCTOR

>a girl
what did you mean by this

>enemy: NZ
>friend: NZ
kek

shut up you fucking LEAF i've had a fucking gutful of your shit

None can befriend the Leaf.

you have a gutful of my shit, your mom has a gutful of my cum.

that was when LEAF's were average posters and then somehow got the idea they could outpost Aussie's you think the vitriol and rage directed in your direction is a sign of you succeeding, it's not. you're all a disgrace

jokes on you. I've got two dads you fucking bigot, assuming my family orientation

well ones the bitch and ones the butch, you still call someone mom

Australians are directly responsible for Sup Forums turning against Canadians.

>admits to getting his dick sucked by men
lmao you fuckin poof

>forgets Lesotho
fucking casual

youtu.be/nrrAbjNbF7I
>Santiago Ponzinibbio is not a dirty cheater

ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.

'sides. your mom was wearing a wig anyways.

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>trying this hard to save a failed joke
absolute cringe

Suck my cock, just like your faggot fathers did.

Based Lesotho

Unironically the source of all the Canadian your mom posting

sad desu

boo hoo poof, keep the (You)'s coming did I trigger you bringing up based Lesotho? awww

London, Ontario is a university town. Lots of parties and young people and a happening night life. It's essentially the first major city after crossing the border from Detroit.

There is a place called Dearborn, Michigan, right outside of Detroit proper. It has the highest middle eastern population in the entire united states. Those ahabs travel up to London for various reasons. That's why the have the moon runes on the cops cars. To keep them in line.

interesting facts actually, thanks. Would they even give a fuck about a cop car or is sharia the only law they care about. I don't think anything keep the sand niggers in line especially after that """"US"""" cop shot the aussie bitch

Yeah I actually was just reading about that shooting right now. First time I'd heard of it, considering it happened on Saturday. Sad.

man this will be a crazy week
dana tommorrow
ACB on youtube wednesday and saturday afternoon
FFC wednesday night on their facebook page (i'll drop a link if I remember)
ukraininan mma maybe for thursday
Friday LFA on axs
saturday night UFC and VFC

>ACB on youtube wednesday and saturday afternoon
>FFC wednesday night on their facebook page (i'll drop a link if I remember)
>ukraininan mma maybe for thursday
>Friday LFA on axs


I like you. You seem to know about all these independent fights. I love live fights, no matter what level. Will be keeping an eye out for your links and will try to find my own over the next few days. Hadn't heard of any of these midweek cards.

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TKO via knee checking my guy

he's really a queer eh. lol.

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*Ends your streak*

*Eats your steak*

to lose

I grew up near Dearborn, its literally little pakistan

Spohn vs De Anda
O’Malley vs Khashakyan
Le vs Stojadinovic
Outlaw vs Cora
Hamilton vs Kenney

Spohn
O'Malley
Stojadinovic
Cora
Kenney (Age not available wtf?)

is it bad that following football is more boring now that i follow mma because there's no cuties to obsess over as a side interest?