Jonah Hill hate thread

I'd like to put this fat shit in a wheelchair.
Maybe then he'd lose some weight.

There has never been a more nepotistic jew schmooze in the history of cinema. I wouldn't be surprised if he met most of his contacts by slinging china white.

Fucking american dream.
Getting paid bank to sit on your ass and do fuckall.

I love watching him get emasculated in different interviews, because you can tell his ego is still massive

I bet you he can't even reach around his ass to wipe.

I can get in on this, that pudgy little kike needs a good thorough working class ass kicking, taken out back and introduced into the pavement until the fat peels of his cheeks

Fuck you.

He'll never not be fat. The moment he gets a bit trimmed up he just eats 5 footlongs from subway and spirals out of control

>This fatfuck is getting paid mad money for shitty flicks and getting laid for his status

This whole thread is filled with envy

>nepotism
>Jonah Hill
how

He's a good actor desu

;___;

His main appeal is his weight, though. He's basically the modern-day Chris Farley, albeit not nearly as good.

he sucks at acting

No amount of edit can hide that
>Fucking
>Turkey
>Waddle

He is at the very least better than Seth Rogen. Not by much but still.

>Comparing shit to shit
It's still shit user, no matter how much you polish it.

>albeit not nearly as good.
bit of an understatement there m8

>Less pounds = less charisma
Why is this with fat actors who lose weight?

I thought he was alright in 21 Jump St. I can't stand Seth Rogen in anything though, he just oozes this obnoxious smugness all the time.

It's like sushi, they pay by the pound.

Michael Cera, Jonah Hill and Jessie Eisenberg.
All deserve to stand front and center in a firing line.