YANKEES V TWINS GAMETHREAD

Cessa V Oldfat

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>bartolo starting

If the Yankees don't win this game they need to sell everything

God dammit. it's the phlegmy throat guy on the Yankees broadcast. Time to listen to John adn Suzyn

>Cessa
The only reason this game will be in reach is because Colon is pitching. And even that's debatable.

yankees:

CF Brett Gardner
C Gary Sanchez
RF Aaron Judge
DH Matt Holliday
SS Didi Gregorius
LF Clint Frazier
3B Chase Headley
1B Garrett Cooper
2B Ronald Torreyes

twins:

Dozier
Granite
mauer
sano
kepler
grossman
rosario
polanco
castro

I love John Sterling for his flair and emotion, but he's a terrible play-by-play announcer. He calls an entirely different game than what's actually going on.

T H I C K
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Does it look like Clint Frazier is timid around the media to anyone else? It seems like he's afraid to say the wrong things.

T H I C K

I will deadass throw up if people with phlegmy throats keep talking without clearing their throat. It grosses me the fuck out

true. seems like yankee brass/or girardi has him by the balls lmao

Yankees are trying to turn the whole team into humble jeter clones

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

>MFW Bartolo shuts down the Judge meme

>yankees are going to get blown away by a guy throwing 85 mph fatballs

Inb4 Yankees get shutout and I jump out a window

Gardner will probably hit like 3 home runs the rest of the season.

BUT THEY'RE 2-SEAMERS...... THEY HAVE MEWVMENT

twins will win you gay homos lmao

It's already looking bad.

based fatolo

>lmao
>gay
>homo
hi mo'Lester

jesus fuck yankees

I'm turning this shit off

cOLON HAS SOME NICE MOVEMENT ON THOSE PITCHES. tHINK HE'D WANT TO COME BACK TO THE yANKEES?

>Adult Swim Yankees
>YES
>TY?

Where is Beisbol?

>Where is Beisbol?

Counting all his money and banging thicc latinas in his penthouse

Some guys have all the luck.

perfect start

Do you think Mike Francesa and Luis Cessa ever get together for dinner or something?

>colon movement
lol

WTF John Sterling is kind of phlegmy tonight. I am going to be driven fucking nuts.

mute it and put some music on -_-

DFA this whole fucking pitching unit

this ump blows but fuck find the plate kid

It's on ESPN if you want to resort to that

Wtf is with the Yankees walking fucking everyone

>mute the radio

Ramon DeJesus has been a shit umpire all series. He's the one who said the guy didn't show bunt last night when he clearly showed bunt.

how do you miss the fucking tag

i hate this fucking infield

Who's that qt with the replay headphones?

Fuck no.

I actually laughed out loud at this, but to be fair, I am watching the game with the radio feed as the audio.

>radio

>in the year twenty and seventeen

Sano is a pudgy motherfucker

How many people do you think actually take the game in exclusively on radio?

I hate Cessa.

Looks like ESPN thought the call would get overturned

cant wait to walk a run home

not even one fucking hit
god fuck this team

The radio is great for sports, the play by plays actually have to describe what is happening rather than droning on about fuck all

Has Cessa ever had a good start?

wrong webm

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HAHAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK YOU WALKING RUNNERS IN HAHHAHA NIGGA JUST LIKE THROW A STRIKE NIGGA THROW ONE DOWN THE MIDDLE

I got laid-off from Cessna back in 2009 due to the recession. They seem to be doing okay now.....

Oh Cessa.

In 2016 there were a couple

redpill me on Juice guy. Is he a regular for Twins games?

Is he Marlins Man's cousin or something?

Is it me or is Cessa fatter than last year?

>regular Twins games

=\
who the hell are you talking too?

Everyone seems fatter than last year

Name this player

You can tell Sanchez is frustrated as hell with this pitching staff.

The Twins could literally stop swinging the rest of the game and probably score 4 or 5 runs

the worst part about this yankees team is they give you hope they will get out of it and than fuck up


game over another lost series GG twins

So are the Yankees going to do something retarded and fire Rothschild over all this?

Ah yes the chapman method

I unironically don't like Rothschild. They could find a much better pitching coach.

Now watch Colon have a 1-2-3 5 pitch inning and put Cessa right back out there

David Cone?

Time for another 1-2-3 inning for Colon. I can't even remember the last time this team was fun to watch, it feels so long ago.

HORSE DICK HORSE DICK

HORSE DICK HORSE DICK

HORSE DICK HORSE DICK

>Tfw yankees/jets/rangers/knicks

can i have one good fucking team

Same here bro. Not too many Yanks/Jets fans

sup bro's. same here

>bartolo colon
what a bargain basement deal
Why doesn't ever stay anywhere?
Attitude?

Age.

He's an old guy.

Fuck are you me?

first sport i watch was baseball and i thought American league = American conference when i was four, latter i found out its the opposite plus i like the color green

How old are you now, user?

he started in the league at 18

???????
You know what, it's fine
fine

How the fuck is this old, fat piece of shit getting the better of the Yankees?

my first sport was basketball snd knicks were on all the time on NBC and when I got into football cbs played constant jets games (my color is green too). bernie williams is my first fav baseball player so yanks

20 now been a jets fan since i was kid

didnt find out i was wrong till was like 9 and i didnt wanna puss out

i root for every team my dad does except football hes a giants fan i feel fucking stupid but im not a quitter

What channel is this shit on ESPN is playing sports centre

He started in the league when he was 24 you dumb cunt piece of faggot shit.

mlb.tv

pix 11

>minor leagues slapped this guy around last week
>yankees can't shit against him

PIX11 you retard

Thanks. I got a TV and cable so I'm set.

pretty typical for >us honestly

So far what's worse? Cessa walking everyone, or the offense making Colon look like a Cy Young?

>rags
jesus

That ball Sanchez threw back to Cessa just then registered at 90mph.... he's fucking pissed

Yes.

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