ITT: Sup Forums greentexts

>be me, senior year at high school
>keep to myself mostly, almost no friends
>one day this black kid transfers to my class
>He's a real person so just for safety I'm gonna call him by his surname, King
>King seems like a pretty cool guy
>We hang out together, shoot the shit
>His father's some rich producer so he's pretty loaded, but acts normal about it
>One day we go to his place to play some Street Fighter
>His Dad and Sister are there
>His dad is a big ass Nigger, like 6"0 tall Wardrobe-looking motherfucker, named Dekrim
>He approaches me and gives me a big hug, apparently King doesn't have that many friends and he's glad he's socializing
>We have dinner at his place when I spot his sister
>Now I know blacks have a reputation on Sup Forums, but she was a 9/10 nigress
>time passes
>we graduate and go to the same college
>Dekrim buys King and his sister a house for them to live in now that they're adults
>Big ass place, even has a garden in the middle, one of those Italian-style houses
>Throughout the new year I talk more and more to King's sister
>She actually starts to like me while I weep for that glorious ass
>Feel a bit guilty about it though, her being King's sister and all
>One day sleep at King's place
>Go to garden late at night because I couldn't sleep
>King's sis is there in her underwear
>Couldn't resist and made out
>Best sex on Earth
>Feel really guilty about it though
>Never really thought I would lose my virginity in the court of Dekrim's Son, King.

this isn't Sup Forums at all
take it to Sup Forums or /r9k/

I bet her dad produced some pleb shit

Frippy's gonna get ya now...

nice copypasta my friend :^)

It's an OC tho :(

good music-related story

I think OPs post is shit and all but if you guys don't see how this is music related you are the biggest plebs on this board

Thanks for clearing that up, I guess..

very let down forced pun. also youre racist fuck off

>youre racist fuck off
do you know where you are?

>Never really thought I would lose my virginity in the court of Dekrim's Son, King.

Made me chuckle

smooth jazz radio

>also youre racist fuck off
What did he mean by this

>be me
>go to record store because they have went out of business and and are foreclosing the day after
>massive sale on records, pick up bowie and king crimson vinyl
>notice chad and his girlfriend, “rose” ahead of me in line
>pretentiousnormiename.jpg
>they complain they’ve searched all over the store for the latest weeknd record
>cashier tells them in a broken eurofag french accent to search the pop section or rhythm&blues section
>they search again, to no avail
>they come back and do their spiel
>french cashier walks to the r&b section, finds starboy vinyl and says

>weeknd be here rose, just for one day

telling people that say racist things that they are racist people is not a beneficial reaction for you or the other person

>be me
>go to record store to look for some new stuff to listen to
>lookingthroughrecords.jpg
>see qt looking through records
>sweat.png
>qt approaches me
>"hey user! that's a nice (insert obscure band no one knows about) shirt! I didn't know anyone else liked them besides me!
>hurricaneharvey.webm
>"oh yea, i really like y- *cough* them! they have a really nice b-b- sound!"
>qt gives me a funny look and smiles
>"yea..."
>chad walks over
>piss.png
>I walk away while holding the record i was looking at
>cashier doesn't notice

>mfw

good lord that was more forced than OP'S
Still made me chuckle

way too forced

>listen to pavement
>become gay

I liked it Opie.

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