How could a nine year old be such a good pod racer?

How could a nine year old be such a good pod racer?

He practiced and got good. Didn't he destroy his pod the first time he tried?

The movie explains that, you dumb phoneposter.

sage

he used "the force" its like a genetically inheritable disease that gives you awesome plot armour and four armed robots have it too

Midichloroforms

Because hes the immaculate birth spawned from the force, by probably Darth Plagueis' dark side technique of spirit reincarnation, resulting in off the charts midichlorian-levels and therefore an insane skill at using the force.

autism

Hes not a robot

how was it this thing used the force?

Some people are good at shit like some retards can play the piano like Mozart and never touched piano in their life.

>thing

He's literally a real human in a suit.

>suit
no

i need the picture of that podracer and maggie gyllhenal side by side

He can't use the force.

He never moves shit he's just good with laser swords

It's crazy how I haven't seen that movie in years, yet I know exactly the alien you mean.

Hes a the same species as Sebulba but rebuilt into a metal body

ben quadinaros?

Gary Stu.

He can't use the force. Were you even watching the fucking movies?

It's because he's going to grow up to be darth Vader one day who is a messianic figure (but also an evil lackey for half his life)

Why did they go this route?

You fool

He was trained in the jedi arts by count dooku

He's Star War's Robocop.

>Be successful mercenary from a warrior alien tribe
>get your aircraft shot down
>get squashed like a bug and burned buf survive
>your organs and head get transplanted into a robot body
>get trained by one of the most powerful sith lords in the art of swordfighting

Based grievous was the best thing star wars ever got out

(Except for Republic Commando and Battlefront Games)

Cause he smells that victory pussy

How is my friend's 6 year old autistic brother able to hack into computers and hack into nintendo games to mod the characters?

crystal meth

You just know Padme did /ss/ stuff with him.

...

Takes a pea to pod.

It still pains me that Grievous turned out to be such a fucking jobber. He's got a really cool design, and the original Clone Wars cartoon set him up to be an unstoppable badass.

no he's not. he's from a totally different species, but he's not human.

when did he use the force?

You don't have to be a force user to be able to use a lightsaber you nob

>what is Han Solo using Luke's lightsaber to cut open that animal

wew lad

He learned from Captain Kirk how to fly.

-Rey enters a dark room, ornate with dark bullshit etc
-She approaches a mantel ( the mantel is dark and eerie and ornate)
-atop she sees a familiar sight
-a lightsaber hilt.
-without a weapon, she instinctively grabs it to defend herself
-suddenly she's transported. Again. Just like when she grabbed Luke's lightsaber
-she's on a balcony, in a city that goes on forever
-suddenly shes being showered in glass, shielding her eyes with her arm
-then, lightning. Not from the sky but somewhere from above.
-Only with this thunder doesn't come with thunder, it comes with yelling.
-suddenly shes somethink
-tink tink tink, then something falls to the side of her, nearly hitting her head.
-It's the same lightsaber she had reached for in that room.
-she goes to reach for it, but all of a sudden
-BLAM, a body falls at her feet and she's back in that same room, holding the lightsaber

The camera zooms out, showing her hand gripping the lightsaber, which is emitting a color she hasn't seen before; PURPLE.

"I see you you've found one of my oldest posessions..", says Supreme Leader Snoke's disembodied voice.