Sup Forums, if he's gay, explain this

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inb4 the rainbow flag on his shorts

He's bi

I don't think many people actually believe the gay story

He's banging models left and right and uses surrogate mothers for his children. Seems like he's found a way to have kids and still have fun.

if he's not gay, explain this

he doesn't look at her, but behind her (probably at some Moroccan oiled bodybuilder)

>a girl in a bikini is passing in front of him while smiling
>that proves he's 100% straight
Well, I'll be a Pajeet's uncle.

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and fucking Irina

He's probably bisexual, like many footballers, but they will never recognise it.

that's cassandra davis, he fucked for sure

He defo fucks that black guy he is always with

>tfw this body wont make electricity with yours

She told him " Tonight I'm pinning you"

Faggo

>let's watch your euro 2016 highlights bae

He looks so uncomfortable there

> Ronaldo is ga-

literally not even looking at her

he was actually looking at BBC

if he's straight explain this

A milf that lives around the corner has a very similar ass to that, the shape and size I mean

If he's gay, explain this.

They really, really like women.

He's obviously bisexual. Likes women but can't say no to Moroccan meat

if he's gay explain this

how can one man be so based

sauce?

if he was straight, she wouldn't be comfortable wearing a gstring bikini around him.

It's the generation of the millennials he's probably bisexual.

high profile closet-homo athletes regularly make public beach appearances with women, which are disclosed to tabloids in advance so they can be photographed during encounters

it doesnt cure homo rumors but keeps them at bay and is good for publicity in general

this is media profile engineering 101

Well she's not, that's a thong

that's a thong and women wear this shit all the time even in fucking Iceland

>i ain't touching this old hag

i can fully understand him in this situation

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Fuck her you fag

Great pic you britbong muslim cunt, bet the took you a good half an hour to make and post. Congratulations, do you feel accomplished for the day?

he also fucked a famous brazilian escort (and didnt pay her)

based

He's bisexual, obviously.

If he was straight, he'd be looking at her titties