Why have I never seen a Black Mirror thread. This show is fucking amazing

Why have I never seen a Black Mirror thread. This show is fucking amazing.

retard

>>>>>/reddit/

>anything i don't like is reddit.

>Why have I never seen a Black Mirror thread.

Because you've never been here before?

meme show desu

It's okay to like something from reddit, it just means you have to go back.

The show fucking sucks. I've seen three episodes and they were all duds.

Because you're a few weeks late
Also every time we have a thread there's always some dyke that claims San Junipero is the best episode who then gets hysterical when people say that it actually sucks.

>Britains greatest fears are a bunch of awkward unrealistic inventions
Bravo, show of the year

Which three?
Fifteen Million Merits is fantastic. White Bear is also pretty great. The rest of season 1 and first episode of season 2 admittedly are not good.

The show only really has two good episodes, The Entire History of You and White Christmas. The rest are either shit or bland with painfully obvious and sometimes pretentious social commentary that normies will lose their shit over.

Get your power rankings here folks, hot off the press.

>Season 1
Fifteen Million Merits > The Entire History of You > The National Anthem

>Season 2
The Waldo Moment > White Christmas > Shit > White Bear, Be Right Back

>Season 3
Playtest > Shut up and Dance > Men Against Fire > Shit > Nosedive, San Junipero, Hated in the Nation

S1 > S3 > S2

Overall, the shows are certainly unique. Even the shittier episodes have a uniqueness to them. Would recommend.

>The entire history of you
>Good
Wtf that and the Waldo episode were the worst.
Hmm, San junipero and nosedive are definitely the best because they all commit to the world they exist in.
For example in the entire history, how come this shit doesn't happen every other fucking week.

I'll be honest the national anthem was a great first episode, it really set the tone for the entire show for me

Definitely. All of season 1 is great, although if I had to rank them that's how I'd put it.

>they all commit to the world they exist in.
What does this even mean
>how come this shit doesn't happen every other fucking week.
Who says it doesn't?

In the entire history of you, at the start you are introduced to a woman who had her implant 'stolen'.

This could mean it happens more often than you would think in this world. Other people may have similar experiences but choose to still use their implants. ./shrug

nah it's like

7
The National Anthem
Be Right Back

6.5
The Entire History of You
Fifteen Million Merits

6
Waldo Moment
White Christmas
White Bear

Its very hit and miss.

I like the episode of the two old women falling in love in a VR world. It was one of the few positive episodes. It usually goes way over board with the edginess.

The Entire History of You was the only good one from season one.

>but muh pornstars and pig sex

I've seen 7 episodes and they were all dubs

>all womens are whore and oh did you see technology can be scary sometimes but really womens are whore regardless: the show

I know, they capture real life so well. All women are whores.

Try this episode.
"San Junipero"

Its got no edgy shit in it and its a nice story with some technology in it.

Yeah, I liked this episode.
But guess what, they'll make a sequel to san junipero because they forgot the sad ending and these womens weren't whores enough

the correct power rankings

Lol. Maybe. They were both very faithful and sentimental about their dead husbands though.

I don't bother with the edgy episodes.

The qt in Be Right Back wasn't a whore, she just wanted to be with her husband even after he's dead.

>they forgot the sad ending
kelly wanted to die because she saw san junipero as nothing but a numb facsimile of her 20s. After crashing the car she knew it could be more. So at the end of the episode shes a sensation junkie just like all the people in the quagmire.

The bear episode was basically a foreshadowing of Sup Forums and Pepe.

It's just a matter of time. You could say that Trump is that fucking bear.

> ywn assume a realistic android form to comfort sad qt Hayley Atwell

I thought that was supposed to be hell. They have all gotten bored with their digital lives so they hang out in the edgy nightclub but even that is boring to them.

Thought that myself. Cant wait to have a mandatory picture of Pepe in my living room.

Meme show for memeing fucking babies.
>muh dark edgy show XDD
Stupid cunt with Down syndrome. Why don't you just bend over and show us your boy pussy? Raging fucking faggot.

>Man runs around screaming with computer game chip in his head for half an hour
MOM MOM MOM MOM

That wasnt good. It was annoying. To give it its dues it was more horrifying than most horror films released in the last few years.

It'll be funny if Trump's administration go down in flames or ends on a similar fashion as that episode.

Whatever happens I just hope the US destroys itself. Race war seems most likely currently.

>constant racemixing and leftist propaganda.
>amazing

I did notice that. Its pretty off putting. Its so intense that it seems like there is some sort of ban on people having sex with their own race.

its because op is from reddit and was never here for any on the black mirror threads which were unmissable

yes less Black Mirror redditor threads more capeshit and pedo threads

>no edgy shit
Yea right, they use a simulation of dead friends and relatives to sell euthanasia to sick and old people, so the hospitals can save a bunch of money.

They can set their pain, pleasure, and adrenaline sliders to whatever they want and they have unlimited endurance. Its a hedonist's wet dream.

Its also apparent that it's slapped together. As in not an intended part of the san junipero thing, but a place for people who might ruin vanilla for others.

>I actively dislike things because other websites like them
Jesus

That's a dick he's holding.

Didnt catch the part where they encouraged people to die prematurely.

I was under the impression the old bitch with the cancer just needed to have her memories copied over before she died or it wouldnt work and they euthanize you at the same time.

Its an end of life decision, why seek treatment for a dying body when are tricked into believing your mind will be safe for eternity?

>mfw arguing with someone who thinks your actual fucking consciousness can be copied over to a machine
The whole idea of immortality is a fucking scam. If the showrunners didn't "fall in love with the characters" I'm sure that they would have gone with that ending

my sperg autism told me that first they copy you over the simulation then they kill your body, in a "shutting the door behind you" fashion

if they did both at the same time something would go wrong.

And I think this whole thing is a goverment funded program to later transfer these people to cyborg bodies. There, immortality.

>if they did both at the same time something would go wrong.
If they didn't do both at the same time, somehow you would have to explain how consciousness can exist in two different bodies at the same time.

It doesn't. Your imagination is the limit I guess. Doesn't mean their mind exists in two places at the same time, you could just say your real body is in coma or some shit like that

They address that its just a copy and the person in reality dies and is gone.

>It doesn't.
What doesn't, I didn't ask a question and that is not a coherent response to the issue.

Does it even matter if you are actually dead or just brain dead while a simulation is pretending to be you?

Oh for real?
Do you have a quote for this because it'd validate hours arguing about it

Those are the most perfect tits i've ever seen.

They are discussing the black womans husband I think. He said its not real and he will take his chance on heaven. They argue about it a bit more later as well.

That was why the black girl wasnt going to bother. Instead she gets copied to make the white girl happy.

Who's gonna force him to leave

Imagine being Domhnall Gleeson and getting paid to grope those with no facial emotion

>Does it even matter if you are actually dead or just brain dead while a simulation is pretending to be you?

If you care about being dead, then yea, it kinda does matter.

Did he deserve to be stuck in the cottage for millions of years?

Definitely not. His wife was a huge bitch who didn't have the spine to tell him the kid wasn't his.

>If you care about being dead
What is the difference to your ability to care between being dead and being brain dead?

He's a program who cares.

The fact that before you're dead, you might have some opinion on the idea of being dead with a copy of you living on as if its you?

Season 3 was actually pretty terrible, but mainly because i didn't feel absolutely horrible after watching most of the episodes.

You didn't even mention brain dead, the one thing you were suppose to juxtapose with being dead.

Yeah it's gud

>*BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*