That guy who didn't watch Star Wars as a kid

>that guy who didn't watch Star Wars as a kid
>that guy who has never seen Star Wars
>mfw

I've only seen Episode 1 and that's because I got taken to see it as a kid. I don't care about meme movies.

im that guy

i honestly dont see what people like about star wars/star trek shit

its gay as fucking fuck

>hasn't even seen the movie being discussed
>still calls it gay
Sup Forums, everybody!

I've only watched the one with gay Oscar Isaac

A surprising amount of people didn't watch star wars as a kid. And a surprising amount of those people suddenly became lifelong star wars fans when TFA came out.

That's the guy who Disney marketing jews are targeting

Yeah us football players we're busy getting pussy, my friend

I only watched the star wars movies before going to see TFA and they were so boring I put them on 2x speed and still couldnt stand them so ended up browsing Sup Forums at the same time, only done either of those a few times before and never at the same time

>tfw watched star wars as a kid, even watched sw3 at the movie theather
>tfw now I grew out of them and haven't even watched TFA yet

rented star wars and watched with friend a long time ago.

never understood why everyone likes it so insanely much. seemed pretty slow and boring.

watched Star Wars as a kid but was already a fan of Star Trek, made star wars look like poorly written shit

the universe is cool and all but the films are about as basic as they come

don't even fucking lie, half the nerds are football players, my entire table top group was baseball, football players.

not in the early 2000's in my town and baseball was for pussies

me

I grew up at the same time you did and I had a 10 guy table top group/homebrew and VTM, most of the players were either college or highschool athletes, double and triple threat ones.

I was on basketball and football and I was surprised to find out what table top even was and then found out all the dudes were other things that definitely I never pictured as nerds so yes, even then and I was in HS in Midwest.

I couldnt watch it as a kid because for some reason tv channels in my country decided to broadcast it late at night and my dad was a fucking authoritarian asshole who wouldn't let me stay awake late at night.

I tried to watch it now but it's meh...

>college or highschool athletes, double and triple threat ones.
TIL what this actually means. Huh.

Just quickhand to show how much shit you're involved in.

I assume it started with Music/Theater/Dance fags.

>that guy who was adamant that star wars was his favourite movie once hype around a new hope started building up, even though he had barely mentioned it before and he hasn't even seen all the previous star wars movies more than once
oh wait thats like 50% of the population

blacks don't watch your nerdy children soap opera

>how to spin the word prequel so it falls into disuse with one image.

>thinking the prequels are good just because you grew up with them

>2 months before TFA comes out
>know 10 year old nephew is going to want to see it
>he's never seen any of the other 6 movies
>have him watch the OT and then the Prequels
>after ask him which is his favorite
>First he said EP 4 and then EP 5 were his favorite
>then after seeing Prequels he said EP 4 and then EP 3 were his favorite
>he watches TFA
>I ask him how much he likes it
>he doesn't even rank it above EP 3
>ask him what his friends think of TFA
>they all love it
>ask him if his friends have seen the other movies
>most of them haven't seen any of them

>replacing 5 with 3
at least he liked the best prequel
What does he think of 1 and 2?

never seen star wars
fite me

>that guy who doesn't like Lord of the Rings
He's an edgy faggot who posts poetry on facebook too.

I've seen them. I also don't get the hype around them. They seem like cool sci-fi adventure movies. Not AMAZING classic that are must watches omg

4 5 and 6 are pretty cool retro movies
watch them as cool old sci fi movies instead if the circle jerking faggot-fest they are now

It seemed stupid to me even as a kid