San Andreas: The Movie

I cant believe how they got away with showing the train vs dirt bike scene 12 times.

I can't believe you waste your own life like this every day. There are farm animals with better lives than you.

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>After 5 years on the east coast, it was time to go home.

Is there a better opening line in cinema history?

>weellllllllllll starts playing

>that scene where big smoke sucks Cjs dick

fucking loled

Farm animals cant masturbate

>"Grove Street...home...least it was before I went and fucked everythang up"

What did he mean by this?

All it had to do was follow the damn train, OP

>tfw san andreas is basically perfect but vice city still has the more kino themes and soundtrack

It's actually risks though.

He means he's a straight-up busta.

Watched the movie, it was shite minus Mammario

The soundtrack by OG Loc ruined the movie

IT'S THE BIG SHOW

The only GTA that is worth making into a movie is GTA IV. Everything else story line wise is literally cartoon tier.

No they get to fuck actual pussy and not be lonely and depressed

>that bit where CJ burns down a marijuana farm
Literally DUDE WEED LMAO: the scene

Niko! My cousin! Come pick me up, we're going bowling!

>kingpin isn't Kino

>"Can you get me James Woo.."
>"Sir, Eric Roberts has already taken the part"

I'LL HAVE

that's a pretty bad projection user

This feel will drive me crazy at some point.

>walk out of a hospital
>get immediately gunned down by Ballas because I'm on their turf
>perfect

Vice City would've been great if they didn't end it with Tommy crashing a taxi into a UFO.