I cant believe how they got away with showing the train vs dirt bike scene 12 times.
San Andreas: The Movie
I can't believe you waste your own life like this every day. There are farm animals with better lives than you.
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>After 5 years on the east coast, it was time to go home.
Is there a better opening line in cinema history?
>weellllllllllll starts playing
>that scene where big smoke sucks Cjs dick
fucking loled
Farm animals cant masturbate
>"Grove Street...home...least it was before I went and fucked everythang up"
What did he mean by this?
All it had to do was follow the damn train, OP
>tfw san andreas is basically perfect but vice city still has the more kino themes and soundtrack
It's actually risks though.
He means he's a straight-up busta.
Watched the movie, it was shite minus Mammario
The soundtrack by OG Loc ruined the movie
IT'S THE BIG SHOW
The only GTA that is worth making into a movie is GTA IV. Everything else story line wise is literally cartoon tier.
No they get to fuck actual pussy and not be lonely and depressed
>that bit where CJ burns down a marijuana farm
Literally DUDE WEED LMAO: the scene
Niko! My cousin! Come pick me up, we're going bowling!
>kingpin isn't Kino
>"Can you get me James Woo.."
>"Sir, Eric Roberts has already taken the part"
I'LL HAVE
that's a pretty bad projection user
This feel will drive me crazy at some point.
>walk out of a hospital
>get immediately gunned down by Ballas because I'm on their turf
>perfect
Vice City would've been great if they didn't end it with Tommy crashing a taxi into a UFO.