Never Mocking India Again. BASED

Indian group celebrates 'Saviour of Humanity' TRUMP's Birthday

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Based India will truly become superpower by 2020 lads.

They're known for celebrating shit.

So it's rather apt they do the same for Trump.

Ha cool

Maybe they are loyal to Trump, but they stiĺl have to poo in loo.

Damn.

I-I'm sorry about all the poo in the loo, Pajeet. You guys are O-OK. Let's unite against the common foe.

Cake looks a solid 6/10 senpai. A for effort.

Although improving, their English still needs more work.

To trump is to fart, not to poo. They're celebrating flatulence.

LMAO well said my friend.

Fucking awesome

India wants to remove Kebab.

At least we know we have allies when the war comes. The Indians during WW1 and WW2 were pretty good soldiers.

well pasted by india
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3639555/
indian cuck fucks up cheating wife and her lover
i almost spat my fucking tea out.

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Underrated. And that filename kek

He's the saviour of America, not humanity

>"Trump is about to become the king of the world," Gupta said. "How will we attack Pakistan without his support?"

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Anti-slide bump

thank you based indians

QUADS FOR THE EMPEROR

quads checked
war in Pakistan inevitable

>Based India will truly become superpower by 2020 lads.


You mean pooperpower.

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"Donald Trump will make toilets real"
-Pajeet

That's nice but I would not eat that cake if they touch it without gloves.

hundreds of thousands of indians have been slaughtered by muslims over the past hundred years. they hate islam. pajeet will be our ally in the war against islam.

poo poo
pee pee

>eating a cake made by poo in loos
Yeah nah, I prefer my desserts sans fecal bacteria, thank you very much.

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Performing a ritual to ask Indra (Lightning God) and Agni (Fire God) to protect and bless Trump

Who said that it's for you?

bullshit

i dont know why other countries follow US politics, why?

is that shit on his forhead

kek has showered his blessings.

they already are

Many Hindu hate Muslims. Of course they'd want the US to have an anti-Muslim president.

Top bantz

Erase the link to the tsunami article at the top next time, you crossjew.

>implying any sane person would want shit in their food

I know why it's called indian ocean now

civilized indians were never bad. they just have a huge gap between developed and not developed population, but the former aren't to blame for the latter.

i'd prefer a conservative right leaning indian anytime over a liberal fellow countryman.

> Trump is 70
> Hillary is 68

This really makes you think, huh?

yeah, they are still too young. bernie was the real deal.
#makebreadlinesgreatagain

> they are still too young

Obama aged 30 years while in the white house.

They both better pick young VPs who are ready.

US and their politics influence the entire globe at some way.

Nobody gives a fuck about Dominican Republic or Finland.

But we were neutral in WW.

you stupid idiot

We turned into goblins and shiieeet.

this

Kekd and chekd

>But we were neutral in WW.
eh?

PAJEET!! You based son of a bitch. I apologize for the poo jokes, you're a damn fine man and I, nor my brothers will ever forget this display of respect to the G.E. you'll be held in great honor and esteem for all of your time here. I love you Pajeet.

>Nobody gives a fuck about Finland
But I love your country for some reason that I can't recall atm.

The army was controlled by British India afaik.

Jesus christ are you retarded?

India was a puppet of Britain that time, and after all the major powers India had one of the biggest armed forces in both WWs.

>The army was controlled by British India afaik.

And that doesn't count as India how? Canada and Australia's armies were controlled by the British too, does that make them neutral?

>not realizing that people actually admire hitler in india

damn son

>tfw you realize after 8 years of presidency Trump will literally look like a fucking greek god, with perfect, long white hair and big wrinkles on his forehead

I'm a #Trumpet

so he died his hair and wore makeup getting into office and stopped after he was elected

wow really makes you think

Do they cook everything in ovens?

Indians like Trump because Trump wants to strongly retaliate against Muslims, and Indians hate Muslims, and vice versa. They would not give a shit about Trump otherwise.

Fucking brutal, Straya

Kek confirmed

>bored-looking crowd
Just another day in Pootopia

Well, the Constitution was passed in 1950.

I guess Canada's and Australia's Constitutions were passed before Britain controlled them?

GOD BLESS INDIA, SUPER POWER ALLIES 2020

No more cucks only trump now

Yes.

Truther Trump will lead India out of the darkness, crushing Pakistan under the weight of a billion righteous pooinloos.

What does constitution have to do with your neutrality? If you are arguing based on the creation of the modern Indian government then India then India wouldn't even be present in WW2. The predecessor of modern India is British India .

>If you are arguing based on the creation of the modern Indian government then India then India wouldn't even be present in WW2.
This was my original argument, yes.