FF8

>The Movie
>2 Mo 2 Vie
>The Movie: Subtitle
>Movie
>Mo Five
>Movie 6
>Vie Seven
>The AltVie

They're clearly doing it on purpose

I love how they have needed to put numbers on the DVD cases to let consumers know the proper order

It gets even more confusing when you consider that the release order is not the chronological order of the films

TORETTO!

While I'm completely in support of the direction the series has gone in since Fast Five, I'm not sure how I feel about them making Dom this super evasive global terrorist.

I mean, the guy used to steal DVD players and have trouble evading single police cars, but now the world's finest and all their big guns can't take him down?

Anyone else feel this way?

So, why is he doing this again?

It's clearly
>The Mov8 Vie

The Fast and the Furiosa.

Theron's holding Brian, Mia and the baby as hostages

To fund his D&D movie

>Theron's holding Brian, Mia and the baby as hostages
Any Walker references outside of photos or brief mentions are officially off limits.

Plus they have nobody to play him.
>inb4 brother
Not gonna happen

money

>Not gonna happen

Money is thicker than blood

I'm sure they can get the brother again

>Theron's holding Lil' Bow Wow hostage

THERE"S A MOVIE

How big of a role will Drifter McRedneck have in this one? He was hardly in F7

The plot of this one will tie to Tokyo, he's signed on for 9 and 10 so he'll have a bigger role then, 9 is gonna be Tokyo drift 2

>9 and 10
Wat

>repressed homosexuality the series

Wasn't Vin Diesel's character just a street thug and racer in the first one? How is he some some super badass Jason Bourne-type now?

That's what I'm saying.

They weren't describe enough with the story they chose.
There's absolutely no reason for Dom to randomly go rogue, so of course nobody is going to buy that he's actually a bad guy

After making $1.5 billion for 7, you seriously don't think Universal is gonna try for 10 movies?

>tfw this guy is driving the enemy submarine...

CYBORG JOHNNY TRAN

And Helen Mirren is the Smartest, Most Badass Hacker in the World

What do you mean like 6 happens before 1 or so?

Because that's be shitty, actors will look older, maybe some actors would be dead by the time they finished filming the ninthology

>muffled "I never knocked on nobody"

The order of events goes:
1
2
4
5
Most of 6
3
Ending of 6
7
8

It's literally a comic book at this point.

>Part 5: Dom fights a bigger bald guy
>Part 6: Dom teams up with bigger guy to fight an even bigger guy
>Part 7: Crew fights evil versions of themselves, Dom beats up an evil British Jason Bourne (somehow)
>Part 8: Dom turns evil and is wrecking his entire squad, including the Rock and Jason Statham, until he reveals he was only pretending to be a bad guy for X reason
>Part 9: Dom vs. the Avengers, Dom defeats Hulk in a street fight

>Implying Fast 9 won't be Armageddon with Cars as Dom and the Rock stop an asteroid by driving really fast to drop a missile at the core

I'm completely ok with this

DORITO

Fast and Furious: Requiem

>Part 9: Dom vs. the Avengers, Dom defeats Hulk in a street fight
See, the thing about street fights...

Same reason Ludacris out of know where can start hacking into government databases

Bane cosplay

Is the street always wins, Banner.

That's my secret, Dom.
I'm always the street

>You thought this was gonna be a street fight?
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS

I love how there's a new XXX coming out sooner and nobody gives a shit

What are you babbling about?

Seeing Ruby Rose molest Nina Dobrev is the only reason i'm still alive...

Thinly veiled rwby thread

Because those are all dogshit. At least FF series falls firmly in the so bad it's good category.

There hasn't been a bad FF movie since 4

It's so clear looking back.

SALUD MI FAMILIA

Agreed. It's a fun, high testosterone romp that's so rare to find nowadays. And it explores the ideas of what a family is too.

We don't have this title problem in Europe

will the series end in Dom getti crygenized and waking up in the future?

AAAA THAT'S JACK BAUER! HE'S COMING FOR ME!

kek