Preseason manchester derby in texas

>preseason manchester derby in texas

Wew, does it get any bigger than this? Who you got Sup Forums?

>airs at 5 am here

reeeeee

Looks like American football's JJ Watt of the Houston Texans met with Sergio Aguero of City and swapped jerseys. I guess we know what side he's on, then.

Wow this one's for all the marbles!

>5am

well fuck

>Playing a friendly against your rivals for foreign money

Disgusting.

Heading to the game on the metro... I'm wearing my Man Utd TSUUUUUU jersey

JJ Watt is a Chelsea fan, he tweets about them quite often.

Ah, did not realize that. Thanks, user.

Fucking stupid. They should be playing when I can actually watch it.

it doesn't even count as a derby if it's not being played in the same country
fuck manchester simple as

Can't even watch your own team. BONGS BTFO

>it's a mouyes vs poop episode

Their hotels are in the same city therefore it is a derby, user.

>ManUtd, ManCity, Real, and Barce all under one roof

Name a more stacked league.

Looks like US has finally taken over soccer.

Well, arent you gonna watch it anyway? The match starts in less than an hour and you're still shitposting.

>manpoo
>manshitty
>qatarlona
>stacked
Ayy

it starts in 2 and a half hours you mong

I'm going to the game with a QT. What's your excuse Sup Forums?

is the full match gonna be recorded anywhere?
cba staying up for it and highlights are usually shit for preseason friendlies

When do it start

what fucking channel is this suppose to be on?

10pm Eastern on ESPN

no money and no qt

Took me 5 minutes to find this thread.

CITY XI: Ederson, Adarabioyo, Kompany (C), Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Walker, Foden, De Bruyne, Sterling, Aguero, Roberts

I went to Swansea-Union and it was fantastic desu

Though I think a good part was that I was hanging out with the like, hundred or so Welshies who were really into it.

Texas bros report in

Looks like Mou is taking this seriously

>Foden
based

>no left back
less based

>mouyes playing his first team in a pre season friendly

kek

What time does this shit start lads?

Mou seriously does not like Pep

30 mins

Ah ok thanks. I turned on the stream and it was some documentary about George Best so I got confused.

He's actually helping because City want to test their kids against proper sides

...

Wtf I thought I saw 9:30 (US EST) somewhere. Comfy mode is disrupted

They always announce match time for football for when the coverage starts, rather than when the game starts as most US sports do

Pep trying to injure Kompany before the season even starts

I think it's 9:30 Central Time, since the game is in Houston.

see

>de gay

>foden roberts adarabioyo

Based

3-2 City

>tfw could've gone to this but instead am going to shitty spurs-city game

Can't wait until based Marcus from Wythenshawe bangs in a hatty

>playing a friendly against your biggest rivals

No chance, Utd will walk this. 4-1 is my prediction. Mourinho the autismo fielded his 1st team and Pep is playing kids.

They will make more from this friendly that their next 10 PL games combined.

Why is some George Best shite still playing on all streams? Doesn't the game kick off in 11 minutes?

*Manchester's brave Adarabioyo blocks his path*

I bet one of them will blame the TX dry heat.

when the FUCK does this game actually start?!?

I live in Houston and I have no idea what audience they're going for here. Mexishits?

acestream://3d82ac3585b3dc8caa05f88d03bd05877a2c7f9b

Have some respect, la.

it's america we have the ronald mcdonald race before kick off so around 9:05

>Houston
>dry heat
>dry
You have no idea what it's like here, do you. Houston was built on a swamp. Think about that for a bit.

8 bings

this is the meme competition so if it's a draw we'll get penalties

ok good ive already seen this george best 30for30

not you, but i'm sure they will find someone in the other 2 million people living in the city, and another 4mil living in the metro area.

>gringos are all going to be watching this shit so they don't have to experience us raping our way into the final to humiliate Drumpf on his own turf
jajajajajajajajajajja

more like george worst lol

True enough. Our suburbs are getting so full they look like actual urban areas, so white folks are moving out to the exurbs.

US national anthem sounds like ass.

how many subs are allowed in this shitshow?

I'll ad mit that I don't, even though I have a cousin there who has been inviting me for a visit for years...
What do I know, I'm a northerner. Well I guess it's the same over there too. To day I survived a 68% humidity. Fucking hell

Summers in Houston:
DAILY 90-100 degree F high temps
NIGHTLY 70-80 degree F low temps
DAILY 70-100% humidity

Houston has 400,000 Mexican-Americans in its Metropolitan area.

This. Houston is the most humid place I've ever been too, and I grew up in Miami. It's no wonder you guys made tunnels.

>It's no wonder you guys made tunnels.
I'm actually impressed they were able to build them, given our "gumbo" soil that likes to move around all the time, and expands/contracts a lot depending on soil wetness.

where is jesus

in heaven haha

post yfw mou has to resort to fellaini hoofball to defeat a bunch of U18s and a decrepit Yaya Touré

holy repeating digits batman

where is gabriel

>all the united fans are mexicans

>all these fat american bandwagoners in the crowd
fucking kek

the angel?

in heaven haha

There's alot of transplants here so I don't think Mexishits actually give a fuck about English teams.

where is gabriel jesus

>tfw that George Best 30 for 30
>tfw I'm an alcoholic

on the bench

who /customer/ here?

they're both in heaven haha

ask Otamendi

me too man

>bro hug

Good to see Yaya.

-ynited customer

Stop

reporting in.

what's this customer thing about

Shit... you can easily guess what I'm doing.

Jesus, how many space-references are they going to make? We havent launched a space shuttle in years.

people who arent from the local area are customers

:

A lot of customers tonight.

>sterling even gets booed in america

Digits and Kompany is injured this game

He's baiting you. It's a brit/sp/ meme, and there's no right answer for the question.