Aus fags get in here. Lets talk about the election

Aus fags get in here. Lets talk about the election.

What are the appealing policies of each party?

Whats the best for the country?

Whats the best in aus/pol/s opinion?

Why are lebbos and wogs such shitcunts?

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First for Pauline

That feel when reported people talking about negative gearing on the train.

Second for Pauline

Does the AEC have any rules about party names containing profanities?

Could I start a party called Fuck Off We're Full [Cunts]?

Nth for Pauline

remember to get out and vote

>Does the AEC have any rules about party names containing profanities?
Of course m8. There are all sorts of rules.

She's pretty fucking cute for an older broad.
I'd do her and have a cuddle after.

Cunts would probably be a no-go in this political climate, as it's "offensive"
Cock or dick should be fine.

Good thing with preferential voting is that you can send a message to the big parties that they're being morons.
I'm a little upset with the choices at the moment to be honest, turnbull had some potential but he's cocked it up by A: not being charismatic and leading Australia and B:Medicare cuts
I'm against labor because of a few reasons. They're severely influenced by unions though, and they certainly have their place but many unions these days are plain old thugs.
My personal opinion? First for family first, lib dems then liberals.
Labor wouldn't be too shocking though, I just despise the greens with a burning passion.
I just wish we had a powerful leader with good ideas who could unite us. Someone like a trump.
Lucky burgers, they better not bugger it up.

M'A'GA

Every party name has to be approved by the AEC.
They would reject that name.
They rejected the Palmer United Party's original name (United Party) for being the same as an old party.

>tfw no more Party? Party! Party

>I'd do her and have a cuddle after
She'd kick you out of bed after m8.

> Libs - Shit Cunts
> Labor - MUH BOAT PEOPLE VOTERS
> Greens - "" "" x9000
> Family First - Censor Internet

Guess it's a donkey vote for me.

>What are the appealing policies of each party?
The Liberals stopped the boats. All other policies are irrelevant.
>Whats the best for the country?
No boats.
>Whats the best in aus/pol/s opinion?
No FUCKING boats.
>Why are lebbos and wogs such shitcunts?
They're boat people.

>What are the appealing policies of each party?
None
>Whats the best for the country?
None
>Whats the best in aus/pol/s opinion?
Whatever's closest to the NSDAP
>Why are lebbos and wogs such shitcunts?
Shitty upbringing, maybe genetics

Anyone reason why the Liberals want to cut a lot of funding to medicare and hospitals? Do they want the middle/lower classes to suffer? I've never understood it.

LDP

Cant overwhelm the Leyjonhelm

You might want to take out or put in at least one negative mate.

I only have those choices in my electorate + arts party TOP KEK.

Lower House
1. LDP
2. LNP
3. FFP
4. DLP
5. ALP
6. Greens

Senate
1. ALA
2. One Nation
3. LDP
4. Shooter's
5. Rise Up
6. Liberal

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Even still, I'd give her a fair go.

>people on facebook saying that the muzzie shooter was using a "high calibre rifle"

1ST FOR BOB

>ALA
I am so sick of seeing this ALA shit. They are Jew puppets.

>arts party

CABOOLTURE

Did you know tht if you like you can vote for more than 6 partys in the senate? You can put the Libs lower!

this guy knows what up

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> jew puppets
> still better overall than the rest

Of course they do.
Why should they care about people you don't know?

For example, do you give a shit about starving nigger kids in Africa?
(I'll assume) no, because they're beneath you.
If you had the chance to take the money and aid meant for them and put it in your pocket and it was legal, would you?

Whomever wins, we lose. Australian politics is quite frankly, a fucking joke. You have a choice between actual card carrying communists, communism lite with a few union thugs thrown in and neocon 2, electric boogaloo.

The slide into authoritarian hellhole has been slow, but by god we're well on track to beat Britain as most cucked country.

our only three options are bob katter and pauline hanson, and the ala of course

PETRIE ELECTORATE M8

i miss tones, he was just a typical dorky dad but was fit as fuck and had a heart of gold (volunteer fire fighter, surf lifesaver and the pollie peddle fundraiser)

get fucked you limp wristed mongol cunt

DELETE THIS.

Want a sanga?

he was taken down by the politicians we hate the most

Can one someone photoshop that to say: 'Keep Australia safe from batshit lefties crazies in the Senate', or something in the last panel?

One Nation are better.

Overseas Canberra fag here. Only get 4 candidates for lower house. Senates the usual clusterfuck
Rate Prefs
1. Liberal
2. Bullet Train
3. Labor
4. Greens

I intend to vote LDP for senate. Making sure to fill out other parties so Greens and Labor are last and second last respectively. Fucking Gallagher

Wish I could shake this cunt's hand.

id give him a hug t͏bh

a man hug

who here saw hanson driving monster trucks
i was there

the red car stood for labour, and the blue car stood for liberal party
hanson crushed them both

Yeah, I miss him too..
We need a solid leader. No stand out at the moment. My fellow Aussies, even though the current choices are a bunch of dorks, never be ungrateful for the amazing country we live in. Be happy. Bring about change. We can do it.

"I call her the red head match you know, and I voted for her to set the country on fire."
- Anton Myck, cabinetmaker.

Nice

Fuck oath.

Again, fuck oath.
This place truly is the best country in the world and we need to keep it that way.

pretty solid

I still believe in Australia

That's why I'm voting Pauline.

I saw the video m8. I'm really glad she is getting good publicity.

post absolute failures

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He was campaigning in manly lad, cunts were giving him heaps of shit

Felt pretty bad about it senpai

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Who the fuck is this?
He looks about 20.

Yeah that's a good point. I'm still tossing up whether I want to put Family First and Christian Democrats in there, I'm just not a massive fan of these heavily christian parties. Then again, they would still probably be better than the LNP.

R8 or h8
>Labor
>Animal Justice
>Liberal Democrats
>Greens
>Nationals
>Christians

is his seat manly or??

>not voting animal justice first

not a true vegan t͏bh

i know, makes me sick

>Labor
>Greens
Fuck right off with that shit, mate

literally the youngest MP in parliament from Queensland, and tones swore at him to grow a fucking spine

he was also on Q and A and sucked israeli dick

If you don't vote ALA or One Nation first you should fuck off.

>MUH BOATS
Literally a non issue

I'm not fucking surprised.
Glad Tones told him off.

I am surprised he wasn't from fucking Melbourne though.

Is there a video of him getting rekt?

I can't if they aren't in my electorate

My opinion of Tony sank an awful lot when I learned about his involvement in the downfall of ON and ultimately Pauline's imprisonment.
abc.net.au/lateline/content/2003/s929532.htm

its a non issue now that its fixed

It is when there's cunts trying to bring them in still.

Fuck off dolphin raper

young punks

>Lucky burgers, they better not bugger it up.

they will. hillary is next president.

daily reminder pauline hanson will perform is there life on mars immediately after being sworn into the senate

I know fuck all about australian politics

which jewish controlled group should I vote for? Can I walk in, get my name ticked off and write nothing on ballot form?

>he was also on Q and A and sucked israeli dick

Australia panders to israel too? I thought that was only an american thing

Senate is by state, not electorate m8

On a sneaky holiday, mate, calm your tits

>neither of those parties are registered in the ACT
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP

ALA/ONP in the senate, zioshills, but better than anything else atm.

Yes you can, do that for the lower house.

when does the senate ticket get finalized so we know?

kill yourself

Pretty sure it already has
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candidates_of_the_Australian_federal_election,_2016

yeah, you're welcome

One nation, if you don't vote 1 nation you are a traitor.

Any Abbott lied shamelessly about his involvement. Just flat-out lied and lied and lied. No obfuscation just direct lies.

He can rot.

Last week
aec.gov.au/election/candidates.htm

cheers, looking now

Probably would have to lose brackets

((( ALA )))

Always wondered why many Australians mocked the Tony? Was he good or more of a meme man?

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bit of both

i thought he was based and alright, even if he had shit tier public speaking skills

his party is full of Judas and Brutus

ausfag in europe here..

>What are the appealing policies of each party?

turnbull and shorten have nothing noteworthy to talk about. everything from health to the nbn has fallen flat on its face. both sides producing some very dodgy numbers to fund their promises. whoever wins it will be same shit, different day. I wouldn't want shorten to be PM.. and nobody ever voted for turnbull to begin with.. so this will be an interesting election.

>Whats the best for the country?

if everyone from the labor and liberal party were loaded up into a rocket being sent to the sun.

>Whats the best in aus/pol/s opinion?

see prior answer

>Why are lebbos and wogs such shitcunts?
lebbos and wogs have never done anything wrong to me so they're alright.

>She's pretty fucking cute for an older broad.

she's a greasy chip shop hag with halitosis and a bag of dogshit for policies

gl in the euros tonight

Which party will STOP THE BOATS?

Vote for them faggots.

>South Australia

This is an outdated stereotype. We are the second least religious State/Territory on mainland Australia, only behind ACT. Adelaide may be the city of churches, but many don't get used. Only Canberra is less religious than Adelaide, when it comes to major cities, on mainland Australia.