Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude...

>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.”

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

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He sounds based to me. Hes probabally has banged 11,000 women.

She should have pepper speayed him and called it rape.

Clueless cunts, of course a superstar is going to have some passe sexual encounters.

This isnt some common pleb, who has to tryhard every time in some desperate attempt that this lucky catch chooses to bed him again.

>41
>no wife or kids
>career almost over

That's sad

>MGMT
I bet they were beats headphones too

has leo just become /ourguy/?

he's gonna get popcorn lung

Classic Dicaprio

wtf? I don't believe in climate change now!

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change
typical

if it was anyone else she would left

Sounds amazing except for the career bit.

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on
HAHAHAHAHAH

Never change, women.

>But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

B A S E D L E O

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He did the right thing. She got the chance to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio and she should be thankful for it instead of whining. He can get any girl he wants. He doesn't need to put up with her bullshit.

>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
you got to fuck leo, that's what is in it for you tramp

And he wonders why he's forever alone. Sad!

I'm sure Leo is real concerned about what some whore is saying...

>was left wondering what was in this for her.

Take notes. Even when they get to shag a millionaire playboy superstar with bare minimal effort, women are entitled vaginas. Just gas the roasties already.

Yeah, he must be jelly of bradd pitt, george cloney, pirate man

oh wait

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Like he gives a fuck what she wanted or thought about it.

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change.

What a good strategy. Just continue doing what he wants and *hoping* for something else instead of expressing yourself.

There are thousands upon thousands that would worship that woman like a Goddess. Yet she chose to be the man that treats her like trash.

Why? Why is this? We all know why. This is how women work. They love being submissive to great men, no matter how cruel or sadistic they are.

>white males they prop up onscreen are least noble impotent assholes irl

hollywood is just shitty propaganda for whites

>was left wondering what was in this for her.

The story of blowing a famous actor of course. What a stupid cunt.

>BFF
Probably a butthurt friend zoned dude

If it was anyone else she would've cried rape.

>Trump should be listening to intelligence briefings
>Shitposting on Sup Forums instead

that fucking cucked knight,

He's had so much sex with supermodels that it's probably boring for him. It's more like a necessary chore that needs to be done.

>a woman gets treated by a man the way she has treated every man in her life

They call it the ol' "good for the goose is good for the gander switcharoo reverse inversion double dunk cowgirl"

Fucking dumb bitches don't know

This. Also Rihanna who is a massive wore claimed he was the best she had

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Does he have any new movies coming since he won the oscar?

>whose BFF bedded the Oscar winner
It's obvious what it is that's transpiring. The friend's clearly exasperated that Leo picked her friend instead of her, so a), she's tainting Leo's name as a jerk because that's how she thinks of him now, and b), she's trying to convince that herself "ugghh I didn't even want to fuck Leo anyways!!!".
This how her friend and her discussing her night must've gone down?

>so Stacy, how was it last night with Leo? bet he's actually a jerk in bed?
>hmm, not really no?
>not even one bit a jerk?
>well, I was doing most of sex and he was laying back, but you have to remember, I'm the no name slut and he's the Oscar winner
>ughhh Stacy he shouldn't have treated like that! such a jerk! going to tell the presses all about this!

Based Leo.

They like it. Let them enjoy it.

What track was he listening to?

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MILKY MILKY MILKY

Based future president.

post a fucking source you inbred cel faggit

Nice fucking glasses

wtf I fucking hate white males now

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wtf I am a feminist now!

who was in the wrong here?

lol these thotties expect the world but leo shows them what they are

was it rape?

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>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
What did she mean by that?

I feel bad for him now that I think about that.

> Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.”

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on...

So she has nothing to complain about. He wasn't so lazy, selfish, and rude that she was going to quit riding his dick.

what is Leo's fucking problem?

this is a tactic to avoid being accused of rape. its really the only way to stop these hos frome tryjng to take you for a ride

this

Majority of people did not understand OP.

LEO was fucking some turbo 10/10 stacy.

Its this kind of women that usually makes disgusted face in public because she has to breath near ugly people.

Women like that usually walks in the public with 0 fucking spatial awarness.


While majority of males would love this women put on pedestal and treat like princess, LEO do not have to. He is famous, he is rich and he can get plenty of 10/10 willing to suck his dick at any time.

10/10 is mad because he treat her like averange girl.

It was extremly different from attention that averange males gives her on daily basic.


Thats why she is mad. She was dreaming about lego impregnating her and shit and money.

BASED LEO

>lego

EVEN SUPERMODEL PUSSY MEANS NOTHING TO HIM

NOTHING I SAID NOTHING

>Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE

Color me shocked. He's fucked a woman probably every night since Titanic came out. She's one of what might literally be thousands of women. Did this bitch honestly think her cunt was special enough for him to even be interested? Fucking hell.

>But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
>left wondering what was in this for her.
Holy shit. I think this bitch expected Leonardo fucking DiCaprio to call her, or want to see her again. That's beyond fucking hilarious.

>getting to fuck a hot celebrity
>still finding a way to complain about it
Fuck, what chance do I even have with women?

>his buddy claims to have fucked Jennifer Lawrence.
>"her pussy was rank, and she came really fast. She sort of quivered. made a weird noise for ten seconds and then got up to piss."
>"then she just put on the TV and asked him to respond to her twitter feed like an AMA kind of thing. Every time he looked up from her phone he saw her scratching her crotch and sniffing her fingers. 10 minutes later she let out a fart, turned off the TV and told him to go."

I'm Feelin rough I'm Feelin raw I'm in the prime of my life.
Let's make some music make some money find some models for wives.
I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin and fuck with the stars.
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.

She wanted legos to impregnate her?

Yeah why doesn't he settle down and get married like his friend George Clooney?

What a legend.

Top Kek she seems like a disgusting person on film.

That looks horrible. Talking to any girl but my partner one on one is fucking drooling as they normally have the shitless stuff to say.

This. She got to fuck based Leo and she still complains. Women are children.

OR BRAD PITT, OR JOHNNY DEPP

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Kek at the comments

>fucking drooling
irony

>says a source whose BFF [...]

Women don't like doing any of the work, she might as well have ridden a suction cup dildo while looking at a picture of him

kek women buttmad as fuck

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Maybe 15 years ago. Now he's just a fat rich guy. Most fat rich guys will at least pee the girls, at least some effort.

>Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.

Leo a GOAT

when did she even say that? she always denied she had anything to do with him

>MGMT
He always struck me as Moby type of guy,

>women doesn't try during sex
>it's up to the man to make it work

>man doesn't try during sex
>it's his fault for disrespecting the woman

Really gets the neurons fired up

> 41
> male

so he's still got 20 years of prime leading man in him then

>celebitchy.com

>won an oscar last year
>career over

Ok kid

He'll be acting until he's in the grave

> those comments

at yet EVERY SINGLE ONE would jump on Leo in an instant

>more celebrity gossip shit

We totally don't need /cel/

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>But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

My man

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>that entire comment

Oh and,
>inb4 "stupid phone poster"
I'm actually using an iPhone emulator on my computer.

>Based Leo bringing Stacy to our level of existence

Why would any woman think they're special to a millionaire that bangs supermodels?

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change

I'm so tired of reading about women being stupid and doing stupid things.

more? She's my 10/10

>writes 'averange' instead of average
>twice

Maybe thats a thing... maybe actors shouldn't get married because of the nature of hollywood and women in general. Getting married is much less riskier if you're a normie

>listening to MGMT

Lost me there Leo

why do people worship leonardo dicaprio again? i've never understood it

he's the same in every role

kek, its autocomplete senpai

IKR IS IT 2009 AGAIN LMAO