OJ Parole Hearing Official Gamethread

Ayyyy our boy OJ about to be a free man today.

Get the fuck in here

Streams everywhere online

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He'll have a job on ESPN this time tomorrow

>OJ Simpson is 70 years old
What the fuck? I thought he was in his 50s.

Are you ready for OJ to walk the streets Sup Forums?

SPRUCE THE JUICE LOOSE GOOSE

eagerly awaiting his reality show

NO NOOSE FOR JUICE

awwww skeet skeet skeet

He'll just join the Kardashians. Apparently he's rumored to be the tall one's actual father.

lol he won the Heisman 49 years ago

>be nigger
>be multi-millionair
>still end up in jail
you can't make this up

Tbh I highly doubt they'll let him out

wow did you think of this post all by yourself achmed?

don't forget
>be bankrupt

Almost game-time, fellas.

>"achmed"
lmao you nigger

jesus

>be intellectually superior while male
>be multi-millionaire
>still end up in jail
???

>Comparing tax evasion to a double-murder and armed robbery.

uli did nothing wrong. it was a non-violent delict.

this.

How much of his past acting experience from The Naked Gun films will he utilize to get loose?

white man crime vs black man crime

He looks pretty good for a 70 year old who's been locked up for years tbqh

As much as I hate E!SPN...

Putting this shit on TV was a brilliant move.

I'm expecting some fake crying

You are daily reminder he still owes that jewish family $33 million

stream me up fgts

>comparing a crime of passion to simple, dumb greed
oj did nothing wrong, while uli was a retard

Google it motherfucker, there's like a million streams

My son's murderer will get loose but I still need my $33 million shekels

Oy vey! Muh son is dead! Gibs me all of your football sheckles goy!

Daily reminder he can collect $25,000/month in NFL pension and the jews cant touch it

if the boi puccy don't fit, you must fist

nigga has had a lot of bad luck

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO O.J., BREHS

Who has the potential to be the next OJ?

Lebron killing someone?
Brady killing someone?

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OJ will remain in prison.

Classic Juice here

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no, fuck the juice

Michael Strahan

Screencap this.

youtube.com/watch?v=KCFqwctPjLU

JUICE BOUTTA BE LOOSE

I'M NOT BLACK I'M OJ

1 in 1 out

OJ leaves, Hillary goes to prison

ITS HAPPENING

THE JUICE IS LOOSE
LOOKING THIN

Jesus he looks good

Did OJ unJUST himself?

OH SHIT HERE WE GO.

OH SHIT ITS THE JUICE

OH SHIT THAT WASN'T HIS SIGNATURE

THEY FORGED IT ON SOME OTHER DOCUMENT THAT SAYS HE GOES BACK TO PRISON

O.J.

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

O.J.

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

thats how old he was during the first trial

Why is he laughing?

He's always laughing

You obviously don't know how the juice gets down.

Because hes about to be free

laugh of a free man

What the fuck is with these faces he's making during the introduction? He looks obviously insane.

He sounds like he's about to keel over

Why not? HE BOUTA BE LOOSE

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Because it's scripted goy

Let him out... he "probably" murdered Nicole and the dude, but, he was found not guilty and that's the end of that.

And if he was any other guy, he would've done three years for this crime... he's 70. Just let him out and lets all move on.

At least oj only killed his cheating whore wife who was cucking oj by giving her boyfriend shit he was buying for her. I totally understand where he came from. Hillary on the other hand has dozens of murder suicides under her belt.

post yfw OJ gets BTFO

Isn't F. Lee Bailey supposed to show up? That nigga is broke now lol.

> We have you as male

> Don't assume my gender!

YOU DON'T KNOW OJ

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You mean Trump boi?

>90 years old

Reddit please leave.

More like Trump Jr

O.J. already getting bantered the fuck out

>that fat bitch
peak female US specimen, I'd assume

>parole lady laughing and smiling...

He's free and they both know it. DA JOOSE IS LOOSE

> you look good at 90

Send him to the chair

when does the verdict come in? i just want to get lunch

Wait, I thought he had already been acquitted. Didn't he win his case with "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit"?

Get out Sup Forums

This is for the robbery in 2008.

>the dude wearing a KC Chiefs tie

How'd they let that happen?

Could take 20m-1hr

Excuse me? Are you racist?

Different crime.
Some bitch judge gave him a 33 year sentence for an armed robbery and """"kidnapping"""" charge.

He went to jail for armed robbery (he was stealing back on of his own football trophies from a memorabilia store.)

It will be hours, they wont decide right at the hearing

>the last time OJ was free was when smart phones started to get popular

andy reid is there?

>Because everyone in the room is above the age of 5, so they don't have to worry about the choking hazard.

I miss the Juic being loose, it was fun having a real life wrestling heel running around not giving a fuck

He won the Heisman before Neil Armstrong was on the moon!

>More commercial breaks
Makes sense

> brings up politics first
> calls me Sup Forums

Fuck off cuck Sup Forums is 4chans most popular board. Every board is Sup Forums whether you like it or not. Head over Reddit if you can't handle the bantz.

the last place in america you want to commit a crime is in a las vegas casino

OJ literally did nothing wrong.

The security footage of the robbery is hilarious. O.J. and a bunch of fat, greasy, poorly dressed dudes stalking around a hotel looking confused as hell. I think they couldn't even find the right room at first.