TWD = KINO

>First half begins with two deaths and a kidnapping
>First half ends with two deaths and a kidnapping

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>TWD = KINO

>First episode is characters we care about
>last episode is a bunch of nobodies

Pottery.

>first episode ends on 2 main characters dying
>last episode ends with two literally who red shirts dying
>somehow THIS is the catalyst that makes rick fight back

>first episode had tremendous potential
>I haven't watched new episodes in years
Taking a page out of Lucas' book I see.

It wasn't the literally whos, it was based /our guy/ Eugene getting cruelly snatched away that got to him

>First episode is characters we care about
WUUOOO WUOOO WUOOO WUOOO WAIT
WHO?

No, it was Rick realizing that Negan is gonna keep on killing/bulling themn until the end of days

>first episode Negan kills 2 Alexandrians we adore
>last episode Negan kills 2 Alexandrians we hate

>LUCILE GIVE ME STRENGTH
I'd pray to her too if she jumped infront of a bullet for me and lived

TWD = comedy with zombies

This. He realized he was two episodes away from Negan asking why he wasn't in uniform while scavanging for him

Fuck you guys, you keep saying two deaths but no one seems to remember Daryl killing off /ourguy/ Fat Joey.

>Every good episode with a cliffhanger is followed by an episode about a completely different character that no one cares about where nothing happens

youre right, 5 people died

>tfw Daryl will never get his comeuppance because fucking normies all love him

would you eat that watermelon

you can see the :^) in the thumbnail

>"Maggie should run for president"
>'I'M WINNING"-Negan
Am i looking too deep into this?

It's weird how many people do not realize this

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Does that mean Obama is Gregory?

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Someone post the cereal pasta

She's uh... She's a big girl...

REEEeEeEE
I don't even watch the show anymore but this better be Tara's face shopped on the fat bitch from Mike and Molly
REEEEEEEE

Shit like this is why I laugh when prequel autists claim the prequels are good because "MUH POETRY!" Movies/TV shows have been "rhyming" for decades, what George did isn't new or clever.

We can't
she has consumed it

It's shopped, senpai. She's fat but she isn't THAT fat.

>First half begins with an implacable butcher killing two fan favorites
>First half ends with him being a wacky uncle cooking pasta and pulling hijinks
He's not even a bad guy at this point

Please onii-pham.

>that upturned rat nose
>those ratty ears
>that upper lip

Why do girls find him so handsome? Batman? More like Ratman.

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Shaved Negan looks even better than I'd hoped, glad they teased it and actually delivered

Also lol at him using Ricks razor

I feel kinda bad for whatshisface getting beaten to death.

Seems like every time there's a character that's on the verge of becoming a good main roster addition, they're killed off.

Still annoyed the shootout and power move hasn't happened.

t h i c

>mfw I noticed too

Negan did nothing wrong

>that posture

>they barely fit the 16:9 resolution
they are big gals

I like how they didn't include her in the poster for the next half even though she got her own episode and was walking to the hilltop manor with the rest

who was the guy at the end?

The boatmaster? Spoilers say it's some guy named Kenny.

I love him because hes an outcast virgin introvert /k/ommando and i can relate to that

>Negan sits down to make a thread on Sup Forums
HOO MOMMA
I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND FIRE UP MY BROWSER BECAUSE SIR I AM COASTIN FOR A POSTIN
FUCK ME THAT TEXT IS A MIGHTY FINE SHADE OF GREEN
NOW... AM I, OR AM I NOT, A ROBOT
LEMME CLICK HERE ON THE... WHAT IS THAT, UHH, CAPTCHA!?
STOREFRONTS? HEH, EASY PEASY LEMON LIME AN' SQUEEZY
WHAT KINDA IMAGE SHOULD I USE RICK?
AN ANIME GIRL? C'MON YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT RICK, USE YOU HEAD
MMM LOOKS LIKE THE MEME TRAIN EXPRESS IS JUST ABOUT READY TO LEAVE THE...
VERIFICATION EXPIRED!? PISSIN' DICKS NOW THAT SHIT DOES NOT FLY. NOT ONE BIT
>Negan smashes the computer with Lucille
HNNNNNNGHH, SORRY BABY GIRL, I DIDN'T MEAN TO EXECUTE A .BAT FILE
>leans back
UHH WAS THE JOKE REALLY THAT BAD

Would you an Olivia? No lying Sup Forums.

Fat Carmella Bing is so much better.

Who is it lads?

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Bane, notice the similarity of the boots he wears in TDKR.

Daily reminder that Negan has done nothing wrong and is a demonstrably more patient, forgiving, and better person than Rick is.

Whisperers

He put up with it because he thought he was protecting his people. If Negan had chilled out and waited more than a week between killings, Rick would have never started shit

>tfw no walking dead spin off where Negan, The Governor, and Shane travel the world sharing adventures

This.

The real bad guy here is Rick.

Anybody else notice how the last episode had three white alpha males leading a diverse group of females to the "big house" on the hill? They literally couldn't be any more racist.

Governor and Shane both share extreme paranoia. They'd kill eachother within a month.

Negan would probably encourage each of them to.

Shane and Governor are 2 boring assholes. Negan, Abe, and Merle (and Ezekiel so they have a fun black guy) HOWEVER...

holy shit i'm in tears

>tfw no montage of them getting up to shenanigans set to a cheery song that seems wildly inappropriate

>mfw Ricks kills a entire group of people because they ate one guy's leg

>Good (i.e. Kenny with Clem and they leave together) Ending is canon
>Kenny and Clem go to Virginia
>Kenny gets his boat, is a boatmaster
>Clem gets killed somehow, Kenny becomes Punished Punished Kenny
>joins the crew
Make it happen AMC

Did Negan lean back in the recent episode or not? I can't remember if he did.

I really can't see them getting along. Maybe Shane could become Negan's right-hand man but The Governor would always be waiting for an opportunity to stab Negan in the back.

He leaned so much it became his permanent posture.

They need a cucked-out Rick so Negan can bust his chops constantly and Shane has someone to ask sumin'

>tfw you stumble across an entire camp consisting of only women
>still can't get a gf

Cast him. Me? I'd pick Matthew Lillard.

>daryl

he is a fucking skeleton

>FUCK ME THAT TEXT IS A MIGHTY FINE SHADE OF GREEN
kek

I hated that disgusting obese "woman" and Spencer, for once Neegan's group does something good. Hopefully now Rick wakes up from the cuckma and starts plotting his revenge.

Can't wait until it's revealed to be Dwight and I can gloat about how retarded everyone who thinks it's Kenny is.

>for once

>Hopefully now Rick wakes up from the cuckma and starts plotting his revenge.
Did you miss the last 10 minutes? Rick kisses Daryl on the lips and they march to Gregory's mansion to bend him over a barel so he'll work with Team Rick against Negan. Somehow I think Gregory will say "yes sir Rick sir" and before calling Simon's phone.

>haha, look who finally came out of his makeshift tent
>you gonna show how us how to kill zombies, user?

>Negan
>charismatic dictator who refuses to take any shit
>The Governor
>scheming psychopath who will do anything to be in charge
>Shane
>extremely paranoid asshole who only cares about himself, Carl and Lori
It would be entertaining but it would only last for one season. Shane and The Governor would be always thinking of sneaky ways to kill each other and Negan would egg them on.

Some people say there isn't one hot female in TWD but this pic tells me they're all super attractive.

When will we finally see Alpha Eugene lads?

picture lacks carl(a) tbqh

They're "work camp hot", but not tradtional hot.

Maggie and Rosita are pretty hot. Tara was hot before she got fat. Sasha is bangable although not fap worthy. Michonne is the only one I would argue isn't attractive.

who's the santa guy?

>"I feel awkward putting my hand on her shoulder...I know! I'll put on Eugene's shoulder."

By laws of nature three alpha men will always try to kill eachother off. Nobody wants to be a beta. Shane is clearly the most skilled in hand-to-hand combat and firearms. The Governor is the tallest but got BTFO by manlet Rick and Negan is a lanklet who constantly relies on his huge army and Lucille.

Shane would win.

Why doesn't Rosita start doing push ups and squats as she plots her revenge for Abe? Michonne is buff but no one else has gotten the memo that they're living in hell.

>be a Chad
>sex with a qt virtually on a plate
>fuck it up by trying to cockblock Rick

Ya blew it faggot

>bangable although not fap worthy
her body of work is kino

I'm talking about TV characters, ofc.
In the comics Negan would win because he's the biggest guy.

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means she is going to die as well senpai.

Sad thing is if she did some squats she would be the best sort of THICC.

GET ON IT

>First half begins with two interracial couple kills
>First half ends with two fat kills
Bonus point for the fat jokes

I know Negan in the comics is swole but how tall is he? Taller than JDM?

>stale pasta from /k/

Eugene has some major sausage fingers.

I think she's quite attractive, though I found it very unbelievable Abe would leave Rosita for her as she's clearly the most attractive female in Rick's group.

All the better for fingerbangin'

>Taller than JDM?

I would guess so. Not only is he muscular but he towers over almost every character in the comic.

Since it's a comic book he's like 6 feet 8 inches. Then an even BIGGER guy shows up and makes him look like a pipsqueak.

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>I am called beta
>tfw I know that feel