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Keeping the other thread open for a bit, just in case
you've fallen right into my web
*reports your early new*
germans are so ugly lol!
i did something wrong to her and tried to explain it and apologised then i flattered her and explained how much in love i was with her (this is false) then i said that if she didnt answer to this ill kill myself hahahahaa
we'll see if the janny can beat me to 310 lad, it's a race to the finish
exhaling at your stupidity
Elay Smith has absolutely amazing tits
mate...
if this doesnt work ill never see her again anyway so whatever
when is sorry day this year?
I'm afraid the janny was simply too late this time
*hears scuttering*
*checks under bed*
Ah, so there you are, runt. You can't hide from me. Quiet now, there's a good specimin.
it's replacing australia day as of 2018, so january 26th next year
we carry in our hearts the true country
and that cannot be stolen
we follow in the steps of our ancestry
and that cannot be broken
just bashed a fash
mad to think that every anglo australian (not wogs or chinks) have an ancestor who was a convict
Anne Marie Waters on Marr this morning lads
Any Englishmen here?
I'm gonna cave your skull in
business idea: increase the Sup Forums bump limit to 500
Anne Marie Waters on my fucking nob this morning lads
not very nice. quite like the welsh. but if you come winging mate i'll drag you to the severn bridge and lob you off
Merked
Having a porter house steak soon lads. And you ?
heyy x c:
Hey yankee!
>me before my morning coffee
and you better believe it lol
fucking hell the state of your head
the poo after a morning coffee and fag is always the best poo. people who dont drink coffee or smoke have never really had a true poo
That was the end of white britain.
This is sharia and grime UK innit
prefer tea myself x
>female doctor who
bwahahaha
at what point in time will it be illegal to be a white man in this country?
just bashed the gf's fash
Coffee + banana then a cig is better
Never drink coffee or tea. Never smoked a cigarette.
>sister to the mom: why don't you ever ask me to help you!!
>she starts washing the dirty laundry (90% of which is hers anyway)
>spergs out at me for never helping out around the house (i trim the hedges, take the rubbish out, mow the lawn, unpack the groceries, frequently pack/unpack the dishwasher, generally don't make much mess and clean it up when i do for the most part) meanwhile she makes SO much mess, never helps out around the house, and every time she does she spergs out, has a huge tantrum (probably so the mom doesn't ask her again), and starts attacking everyone else
Loving life :)
move out lad
>coffee
FOY
>mom
but alas i am a NEET
your sister is a prozzie and she gives wristies hahahaha
don't care, simple as
Just call her out like you did in that post next time she kicks off
most of those grills are qt
Haven't had much to deal with my sister when she moved out at 18. It's just me & my younger normie brother.
Would not entirely be against us dropping a nuclear bomb on Paris, and would certainly not mind if they retaliated with bombing London and our other major cities
simple as what?
wish i had a brother desu
any news lads
never had a true poo
post a picture of her feet
how old is she? is she hot (and do you dream of incestuous relations???)
this just breaking
*shuffles papers, adjusts bifocals*
OP is a gaylord
more as this develops
My younger normie brother buys me takeaway when I ask him to.
I did call her out actually, she said she does 50% of the work around the house, the mom does the other 50%, and I do 0% which triggered both the mom and I and she screeched "STOP GANGING UP ON ME1!!!" and started having a tantrum on the floor, after which the mom and I just went out to get some groceries. She's absurd.
¿what's a bigot?
serious question, I don't actually speak englando.
most french and english outside those respectve cities would probably also advocate such a move. shame to smash all that nice architecture, though
my sis is really nice but it's just not the same
fumo una vela
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she's 20, same as myself, and no i'm not attracted to her in the slightest.
noo no fume señorito le va ser mal heh
foy
that's true, perhaps a biological contaminant instead?
wish i had a nice sibling
should've been in a band
i'm literally not happy unless i'm playing music
I've seen this frog before! haha nice, it should be green but it's actually red and white!
Really admire Argie dogos.
Just saying.
Better than Pitbulls ez
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bet you have though at least once
wish I had a qt big sister growing up who pinned me down and play wrestled with me
are you attracted to your family members? i couldn't wank to the thought of having sex with any of them even if i tried.
i'm in a band, it's expensive and eats up all your free time. love it though. got a 1 day mini festival thing today, should be cool.
...go on
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no because I don't have a qt sister, if I did have one I can bet the thought would have crossed my mind at least once
would be impossible to avoid the sexual tension
marge no es un objeto, la convirtieron en un ama de casa alsada, resentida y auto oprimida, lisa una feminista sin sentido q tira aires de hipster y futura bisexual, bart un boludo q piensa q ser malo ya no es hacer travesuras, sino q es un zorete con los demas, y homero simplemente cambio.....es estupido pero de otra forma..
who /onlychild/ here lads
thanks?
resting between wank sets
usually do 2 in quick succession just before bedtime
Often wonder what it would be like to have a girlfriend.
Want to explore there too. Spose its hard mode for a Brit.
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it's shit
what you watching bud
haven't interacted with a single female besides me mum or the coworkers since high school
haha so epic
he got G'd too
>girlfriend
literally all smokes and mirrors, anyone who has a gf is just a closeted homosexual
guarantee he is the same twat posting his le epic frogs
lol I don't actually watch porn that would be pathetic
Often wonder what it would be like to have a girlfriend (boyfriend)
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qt girl messaged me asking if I wanted to go to this culture festival today but I didn't see it for three hours and missed my chance
you'd have made a twat of yourself anyway lad it's probably for the best
maaaaaax
girls are just a big scam, I honestly believe that girls don't actually exist
not really, avoid people that are 40 or older because they might be holding a grudge against you, but there's already 2 generations of us that don't give a fuck about you people.