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BLACKED edition

Keeping the other thread open for a bit, just in case

you've fallen right into my web
*reports your early new*

germans are so ugly lol!

i did something wrong to her and tried to explain it and apologised then i flattered her and explained how much in love i was with her (this is false) then i said that if she didnt answer to this ill kill myself hahahahaa

we'll see if the janny can beat me to 310 lad, it's a race to the finish

exhaling at your stupidity

Elay Smith has absolutely amazing tits

mate...

if this doesnt work ill never see her again anyway so whatever

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when is sorry day this year?

I'm afraid the janny was simply too late this time

*hears scuttering*

*checks under bed*

Ah, so there you are, runt. You can't hide from me. Quiet now, there's a good specimin.

it's replacing australia day as of 2018, so january 26th next year

we carry in our hearts the true country
and that cannot be stolen
we follow in the steps of our ancestry
and that cannot be broken

just bashed a fash

mad to think that every anglo australian (not wogs or chinks) have an ancestor who was a convict

Anne Marie Waters on Marr this morning lads

Any Englishmen here?
I'm gonna cave your skull in

business idea: increase the Sup Forums bump limit to 500

Anne Marie Waters on my fucking nob this morning lads

not very nice. quite like the welsh. but if you come winging mate i'll drag you to the severn bridge and lob you off

Merked

Having a porter house steak soon lads. And you ?

heyy x c:

Hey yankee!

>me before my morning coffee
and you better believe it lol

fucking hell the state of your head

the poo after a morning coffee and fag is always the best poo. people who dont drink coffee or smoke have never really had a true poo

That was the end of white britain.
This is sharia and grime UK innit

prefer tea myself x

>female doctor who

bwahahaha

at what point in time will it be illegal to be a white man in this country?

just bashed the gf's fash

Coffee + banana then a cig is better

Never drink coffee or tea. Never smoked a cigarette.

>sister to the mom: why don't you ever ask me to help you!!
>she starts washing the dirty laundry (90% of which is hers anyway)
>spergs out at me for never helping out around the house (i trim the hedges, take the rubbish out, mow the lawn, unpack the groceries, frequently pack/unpack the dishwasher, generally don't make much mess and clean it up when i do for the most part) meanwhile she makes SO much mess, never helps out around the house, and every time she does she spergs out, has a huge tantrum (probably so the mom doesn't ask her again), and starts attacking everyone else
Loving life :)

move out lad

>coffee

FOY

>mom

but alas i am a NEET

your sister is a prozzie and she gives wristies hahahaha

don't care, simple as

Just call her out like you did in that post next time she kicks off

most of those grills are qt

Haven't had much to deal with my sister when she moved out at 18. It's just me & my younger normie brother.

Would not entirely be against us dropping a nuclear bomb on Paris, and would certainly not mind if they retaliated with bombing London and our other major cities

simple as what?

wish i had a brother desu

any news lads

never had a true poo

post a picture of her feet

how old is she? is she hot (and do you dream of incestuous relations???)

this just breaking
*shuffles papers, adjusts bifocals*
OP is a gaylord
more as this develops

My younger normie brother buys me takeaway when I ask him to.

I did call her out actually, she said she does 50% of the work around the house, the mom does the other 50%, and I do 0% which triggered both the mom and I and she screeched "STOP GANGING UP ON ME1!!!" and started having a tantrum on the floor, after which the mom and I just went out to get some groceries. She's absurd.

¿what's a bigot?
serious question, I don't actually speak englando.

most french and english outside those respectve cities would probably also advocate such a move. shame to smash all that nice architecture, though

my sis is really nice but it's just not the same

fumo una vela

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she's 20, same as myself, and no i'm not attracted to her in the slightest.

noo no fume señorito le va ser mal heh

foy

that's true, perhaps a biological contaminant instead?

wish i had a nice sibling

should've been in a band
i'm literally not happy unless i'm playing music

I've seen this frog before! haha nice, it should be green but it's actually red and white!

Really admire Argie dogos.
Just saying.
Better than Pitbulls ez

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bet you have though at least once

wish I had a qt big sister growing up who pinned me down and play wrestled with me

are you attracted to your family members? i couldn't wank to the thought of having sex with any of them even if i tried.

i'm in a band, it's expensive and eats up all your free time. love it though. got a 1 day mini festival thing today, should be cool.

...go on

...

no because I don't have a qt sister, if I did have one I can bet the thought would have crossed my mind at least once

would be impossible to avoid the sexual tension

marge no es un objeto, la convirtieron en un ama de casa alsada, resentida y auto oprimida, lisa una feminista sin sentido q tira aires de hipster y futura bisexual, bart un boludo q piensa q ser malo ya no es hacer travesuras, sino q es un zorete con los demas, y homero simplemente cambio.....es estupido pero de otra forma..

who /onlychild/ here lads

thanks?

resting between wank sets

usually do 2 in quick succession just before bedtime

Often wonder what it would be like to have a girlfriend.

Want to explore there too. Spose its hard mode for a Brit.

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it's shit

what you watching bud

haven't interacted with a single female besides me mum or the coworkers since high school

haha so epic

he got G'd too

>girlfriend
literally all smokes and mirrors, anyone who has a gf is just a closeted homosexual

guarantee he is the same twat posting his le epic frogs

lol I don't actually watch porn that would be pathetic

Often wonder what it would be like to have a girlfriend (boyfriend)

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qt girl messaged me asking if I wanted to go to this culture festival today but I didn't see it for three hours and missed my chance

you'd have made a twat of yourself anyway lad it's probably for the best

maaaaaax

girls are just a big scam, I honestly believe that girls don't actually exist

not really, avoid people that are 40 or older because they might be holding a grudge against you, but there's already 2 generations of us that don't give a fuck about you people.