Post "Jazz/Classical" composers that will get you laugh at and mocked by actual real Jazz/Classical fans

Post "Jazz/Classical" composers that will get you laugh at and mocked by actual real Jazz/Classical fans

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medeski martin and wood
fire! orchestra
bohren and der club of gore
bbng
kamasi washington

(not true, by the way)

Binker and moses?

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never even heard of it

Mozart

anything on Criss Cross or ECM

Oh no u didn’t

ps : Satie, though…

Oh look it's that guy who thinks "pooinloo" is a meaningful criticism

You got to be fucking kidding me, Brubeck is based.
Can't aruge with these

Fuck off.

Neck yourself

inb5 Kenny G

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Cecil Taylor

I don't know about any one particular person, but anybody who unironically listens to Fur Elise immediately goes into my "he's a tryhard trying to look like he listens to classical".

Also, some pieces by Beethoven and Bach are red flags.

oh no you didn't
must be rough wanting to be contrarian but not having the attention span for massive discographies

>I'm extremely insecure and I want you to be insecure too