Was watching walking dead with my gf today, and she told me they try to make walking dead europea.
I just asked how the fuck would this work? Zombies come, we call police, we all dead because no guns?
Or leftist protesting for zombies rights and they just eat us all?
Then we talked about other countrys, and i told her the niggers in brazil that live in the jungle probably have it best because they have around 500 km no single human, and then she said no way, not 500km, and i said of course, brazil is bigger than europea, and she said nooo, and then i showed her the real size of brazil with a website that shows you the real size of countrys, and she then argues with me why it gets bigger when i move it up, and then i tell her thats how a fucking map works, and i explain her why it is the way it is, and then she says why brazil don't gets smaller when i move the map down, and i almost fucking punch this stupid bitch.
And this is just the fucking begining. So i tell her this, she is confused as fuck, and then we talk how a zombie would never reach them.
She said of course they would, and i said they would just die, and she said they can't die they are already dead AHHHHHHH
Yeah fucking whore, but if they can keep going forever we would already use this fucking zombies to generate electricity.
Then she tells me they just sit and wait until they smell human, and then they keep going, and i told her that still a zombie would never fucking reach them, even if they had 10 years, and i asked her what she thinks how fast a zombie goes, and she then tells me
> BUT WHY 10 YEARS? I thought they would be already dead you said
Fucking whore, i give this to you, ok then not you whore. Then she said the zombies would be already all dead in the walking dead, and i told her only 600 days past in the series, and she says this makes no sense because carl is already older than 600 days, and i fucking RAGE!
