That feel when you Pass Go

>That feel when you Pass Go

>That feel when you collect $25,000 a month from the NFL

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>tfw you got your ass raped for 9 years in jail

>that feel when you give 18 y/o Nicole the BBC

Spoiled Juice

will the juice pull a varj and start a philosophical YouTube channel?

OJ playing Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd edition while everyone else is playing monopoly

>OJ coming back to an era of Twitterverse

>pic related as a white woman

Can you imagine if they actually hired OJ on a new segment called JUICED, presented by BLACKED.COM

can you imagine if you shut your taco fucking mouth you shit skinned fucking faggot

I'm imagining it right now and jerking off my twc. Hope my mom is in the first scene.

>the only argument people have to say bonds did roids is his head got big
>OJ's grew to 5x its previous size just from sitting in a locked room for 10 years

That might interfere with OJ 2020 though

what did he mean by this?

How does he get 25k a month

It's a reward for surviving

Naked Gun royalties

Someone make him a Twitter handle already.

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Plus the autographs and the ad traffic for his future twitter handle & YouTube channel

He means that he came home last night to find a thick, heavy BBC balls-deep in his wife's throat and he does not want to be reminded of it.

i want to see oj tutorials on youtube on how to choke a bitch and get away with it

It's simple:
1. Smear the victim's blood throughout your car
2. Run from the cops
Nothing proves your innocence more effectively than this.

>on how to choke a bitch and get away with it
more like how to murder your coalburning ex-wife and her jew lover and get away with it

How can she be a coalburner if OJ isn't black?

>he did a robbery to get his old sports stuff back because it was all taken
The guy fall from grace like a rock

>"Welcome everyone, you're rocking with On the Loose with Juice, and I'm your host OJ Simpson. Tonight we will be talking about a difficult topic, infidelity and how to stop it"

He said that he was studying computers behind bars

...

Blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.