Make a typo

>make a typo
>close the thread and never look back

you forgot
>hide it and remove from thread watcher

iktf

>quickly clear cookies so no negative (You)s

>realize that I post I made was fucking stupid
>someone replies and BTFOs me
>close the thread and remain off Sup Forums for the rest of the day

>negative (You)s
What the fuck does this even mean?

>make a false claim
>annon calls me out
>"kek trolled you"

>make a shitpost heavily dependent on attached image
>forget to attach image

>another user keeps replying to other posts pretending to be me.

>make a post
>someone disagrees

just corect it hommo

>Please wait longer before deleting your post

Sup Forums isn't your blog, Sup Forums

>close friend's ex starts messaging you and calls you hot and you feel bad for everyone involved and you can only share it with anonymous people on Sup Forums because otherwise people would get hurt

...

Why is this even a thing, seriously?

>post picture taken off of phone
>it's upside down
>wipe hard drive

>tfw had sex with a living human woman last night

I could do a billion typos and feel no shame today. MAGA is real.

> an opinion.

>someone responds to your post with a simple but funny joke and gets a million (You)'s

I try not to get too heavily invested in fighting with anons. If user is fighting back and winning, and I have no backup(which is rare) Then I'll usually post a couple pouty retorts pretending I'm not too angry, throw in a couple "your mom"'s and move on.

(You)

You have a small wee wee

Idk why but I lol'd

w-what's that like user...?

>frantically click delete button to redo post without spelling errors
>someone replies to thread while timer is still counting down is so now you know people have seen it, and will notice you covering your tracks

:)

All the time.

LAST NIGHT YOU SAID I WAS THE BIGGEST AND BEST THIS IS VERY CONCERNING WHERE IS MY ORANGE JUICE?

>that guy who replies to his own post to fix one typo

problem?

>accidentally post "your" when i should have used "you're"
>immediately change ip and destroy hard drive
>too late
>outside my house there's a news helicopter and i hear sirens in the distance
>get in my honda civic and make a run for it
>as i approach the city limits there's a police roadblock
>get arrested and sent to the coal mines for a month

>accidentally post a comment meant for Sup Forums in a Sup Forums thread

It's worse when you tried to make an actual political thread calling to action.

WELP, wait an hour and try to start the revolution again.

Kek

>that girl who everyone keeps calling a faggot when she makes a simple mistake in her post

Me at least once a day.

You deserve to die for cross posting between Sup Forums and Sup Forums

Fuck you

>see movie
>all pumped and motivated to change your life
>the feeling passes

LONDON

>It's a confuse Sup Forums with Sup Forums and vice-versa episode

>accidentally reveal my sex
>replies are people asking to post pics of my feet

>make post
>gets rejected by system
>post again
>gets rejected by system
>try it again
>post detect spam
>get banned for 3 days

>realize that I post I made was fucking stupid
>I post I made
>I post

but girls are faggots

LONDON
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D
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Sup Forums actually has the bigger reddit fanbase. television and movies, being the biggest normie interest the world has literally ever seen, is now worse than Sup Forums.

>That poster who feels the need to tell he's a woman

>post a comment with a cheeky name
>it automatically gets added to all the subsequent posts and I forget to remove it
>now everybody knows I make wildly conflicting claims pretending to be a Jew, a sassy black woman, and femanon all in the same thread

he meant his downvotes

post em slut

Yeah I know

kek i've done this

>Sup Forums actually has the bigger reddit fanbase
This is why Sup Forums posting is necessary.

>type paragraph long funny reply to post with two fingers on ipad in bed
>click POST
>autocorrect completely fucks up several words

>accidentally

>piss in coffee cup
>pour it on your face and chest while watching tranny porn
>go to shamefully clean yourself up
>mom is in the hall
>She smells the pee and looks strangely at you
>tells your dad you're wetting the bed
>instead of admit the shameful truth say yes you have been wetting the bed
>have to speak to a counselor at the clinic for adult bed wetters twice

Anyone else know this feel?

better show some toe

Stop gendering me shitlord.

>make paragraph long, occasionally 2-3 paragraph long heartful post
>thread no longer exists

Fuck, that gets me every time.

>post in a thread
>thread dies

...

It's a pretty common feel.

>make a post supporting my opinion
>literally everyone else in the thread disagrees and derides me for it

>correct someone's grammar just to be a dick
>make a different spelling error
>sit back watch the (you)s pour in

>post a picture of my feet
>the only reply is "2/10 would not puff"

to prevent stealth bumping

I.e. I bump this thread and then immediately delete the bump, so that no one can see that I bumped it

KEK everytime

I can see.

>spend a while making a good post by constantly re-typing it and reading it over
>decide that it's not actually worth reading and close the thread without posting

this

sometimes I don't even a thought before I start typing and I realize its shit as I'm typing it, or cannot be extrapolated upon and would be too dumb of a post

>216 replies and 41 images omitted. Click here to view.
>Read the first 20 or so replies. Interested in the thread topic.
>want to reply to post at the top of the thread
>everybody has probably moved on
>I have to skim the whole thing to participate in good fath

>no energy to care about anything i or anyone else posts on this goddamn site

a-are you me, user?

you mean like the one you just made?

>make counter argument
>no replies
>can't tell if no replies because my post was so retarded or if I completely rekt them and they left the thread

These are the worst. I usually don't even notice the typo until they fix it anyhow.

If more people did this we'd actually have a higher quality board.

>completely wreck some guy in an argument because it's clear you are a master of the subject and he's just got opinions and buzzwords
>add insult to injury with an anime.jpg
>tfw

>never talk about the things I actually like because I fear the collective hivemind of Sup Forums could tear them apart

Don't play with fire user. Don't be that guy. Tell her you're not interested. Abandoning your morals for a mediocre fuck isn't worth it.

>make post
>typo making it illegible
>forget to attach essential image
>reply to the wrong person
>realize that I miss read the original post and my respons is completely retarded from the start
>Wait longer before delete
>ALT+F4