Watching porn with headphones

>Watching porn with headphones
>Don't hear my dad walk into my room until its tool late..

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youtube.com/watch?v=aSuhH-h5YuU
theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/09/pornographys-effect-on-the-brain-part-1/
theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/09/pornographys-effect-on-the-brain-part-2/
mentalhealthlibrary.info/library/porn/pornlds/pornldsauthor/links/victorcline/porneffect.htm
yourbrainonporn.com/
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/deleted/deleted/type/op/page/1/
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/58345343/#58348110
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

RIP in piece

>frogposting

Kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=aSuhH-h5YuU

>posting from work
>supervisor sees the blacked threads
>got fired

>watching porn with sound

That's why you always one-ear it. Stealth fap

He'll be chuckling to himself about that for years to come.

>open parent's bedroom door
>see this
wat do?

>posting from work
>supervisor sees the blacked threads
>supervisor bites her lip

>watching porn
>screen goes BLACKED
>in the reflection i see candleja-

when you watch others fuck you are the cuck.

Pornography destroys your interior psychic world and replace it with a prebuilt disgusting one.
All that "no-fap" is bullshit, the real problem is fapping to porn, not the masturbation. If you feel the need to fap 10 times a day, then do it, but with your own fantasies.

Just try to remind your childhood and your pre-adolescent period, at that time you didn't need porn to get turned on. Now, if you're accustomed to porn, it will be very hard to simply masturbate without it.

The thing is that your creative power, comes mainly from your libido. Your sexual fantasies can be easily converted to a powerfull energy to create, think, or do other things. Sex takes an important part of your psyche, and is at the origin of a lot of its contents. By imposing its own degrading images and not letting you create your personal ones, watching porn will slowly degrade you're ability to create, because you will be used to have a pre-made material.

It's catastrophic because it impoverished your brain, you became lazy because all the images are available, and also you became more and more perverted because to be turned on, you always need more powerfull and chocking images.

Porn is bad for your psyche, and bad for your creative power. You should try to progressively reduce your consumption, and try to masturbate without it more and more until you're totally disinfected.

Pornography's Effect on the Brain - Part 1
theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/09/pornographys-effect-on-the-brain-part-1/
Pornography's Effect on the Brain - Part 2
theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/09/pornographys-effect-on-the-brain-part-2/
Pornography's Effects on Adult and Child
mentalhealthlibrary.info/library/porn/pornlds/pornldsauthor/links/victorcline/porneffect.htm
Your Brain on Porn
yourbrainonporn.com/

>Your sexual fantasies can be easily converted to a powerfull energy to create, think, or do other things

*concentrates sexual chakras*
*unleashes sexual fury on you*
heh, nuthin personnel. kid.

fucking kek

>still living with your parents

Well there's your problem right there.

>anti-porn
>posts on a site hat's 50% porn boards
>posts on a board that's 40% porn shitposts

this had unironically happened to me

and it was LITERALLY while i was cumming and i was facing the door, standing when my mother opened the door

she probably saw it but i like to think she didn't

Well you also have people who pretend to be Christians on this website

but my benis in her bagina X---DDDDD

>tfw I think both my auntie and my sister discovered my asleep with some fucked up hentai on

>not locking your door
>not fapping late at night when parents have gone to sleep
>not wearing headphones over only one ear

OP you are a dumb person, but atleast it was your dad

>Not fapping with the sound off and hearing the nearest door open 2 houses down
>not having super senses while fapping

24 and never been caught once

Mom just found a stash of porn mags when I was 12

>having a female supervisor
wew

>watching Gilmore Girls
>opening theme comes on
>WHERE YOU LEAD I WILL FOLLOW
>dad walks in

holy shit are you me?

holy shit are you guys me!

>this reddit thread stays up but my thread on Brakhage gets deleted

Hi! Welcome to Sup Forums, or should I say, reddit.com!

calls the cop cause some 20 year old slut and a black dude are in my parents house

What kinda porn was it? How bad are we talking?

I don't know how to fap without porn because I've been doing it so long

Did you open your STVN thread with a screencap from Window Water Baby Moving?

No.

Then why was it deleted?

its pretty easy if you don't fap for a day and have a good imagination

...

PROMOTIONS

Because the mods are shit and the main reason Sup Forums has been taken over by reddit is because the mods are shit and don't delete beginner shit threads and capeshit spam and stupid reddit frog shit like this!!!

I'm going to fucking kill a Sup Forums mod one day, and I'm being entirely serious1!

Give me a 4plebs link, I want to see what thread it was

...

>It was shemale porn

>Give me a 4plebs link,

You want a 4plebs link?

Just visit Sup Forums.org!

The plebbiest site of them all.

So you just made a story about mods deleting your on topic thread? You're about as bad as the porn and pedo spammers.

No, I did not make it up.

But I am not going to link you to it for ethical reasons.

Archive sites are for redditors.

not using radio mode with 1 ear free

how inexperienced are you

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/deleted/deleted/type/op/page/1/
I don't see any Brakhage threads here over the last 12 hours. When did you make it?

Ok, it was this one.

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/58345343/#58348110

I still have a grudge about it.

>Not fapping with the sound off and hearing the nearest door open 2 houses down
literally this

>masturbating
>feel a strange noise
>close all tabs and pull up my pants
>move curtains
>look to neighbours house
>there's a mosquito

That's not a thread. And it seems like either you deleted the post yourself or you got all your posts IP banned for shitposting somewhere else on the board. Are you the blacked spammer by any chance?

No, I'm the guy who's been trolling you all night.

In fact, I even made this thread we're in right now.


You don't know how deep this goes.

oh fug i god ebigly trolld :D :D :D

Why the fuck didn't you only have one earbud in. You know, the one that's not facing the door?

fucking kill yourself

Not the guy but I need the dirty talk to get off...in real life too.

I quit porn every now and then, currently I'm about 3 weeks free of it.

I always return though, but it does feel good to quit it. It's only hard the first few days. I do notice my tastes getting more vanilla as I do it.

I don't know if it's an age thing or not but masturbating daily just doesn't do it for me anymore, also fapping about once or twice a week those faps are so much better than if you're doing your regular every day thing.

>pretend
Son, your immortal soul isn't a joke

What's it like knowing I just removed 5 minutes from your existence for my own pleasure?

In fact, you are reading this right now, wasting more of your time for my sheer enjoyment whilst you continue to fail in realising your potential.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.