If Japan are such a good band, how come they never banged Renée Simonsen?

If Japan are such a good band, how come they never banged Renée Simonsen?

Mh?

Just look at them though
I don't think they're exactly into girls

Because David Sylvian was qter than any female at the time.

my point exactly. They had to go jailhouse gay because no lady worth her salt would go towards them when superior bands (such as Duran Duran) were already around.

They look more like androids rather than gay

no, they look like gay numales

Gary Numan's hairline is a mystery

He always had that nasty widow's peak bordering on male pattern baldness but somehow it never got any worse.

You sound like you're 15. (and gay)

Eh,I like japan more than duran

>I like David Sylvian's schlong more than Renee's legs

come on

Is the guy in the middle japanese?
He looks like a YMO member.

first thread on japan i see here and it's pure shit. good job fellas, this place is truly doomed. not one mention about their music! bravo!

>their music
their what?

You mean they did more than just stand around looking like total chodes and not getting laid?

yikes! check out gentleman take polaroids! unless you're being ironic or something... your attitude worries me.

It's not the first time he made a thread like this so it's probably ironic, both bands are great and gay anyway
Was she the model of the Rio cover girl? she has such an enchanting face

something tells me people on this forum don't enjoy music as passionately as they try to prove so.

post rare davids

>Was she the model of the Rio cover girl?
not sure
>she has such an enchanting face
as befits a makeup print model
>It's not the first time he made a thread like this so it's probably ironic, both bands are great and gay anyway
It is my hope to renew interest in both bands through intense meme rivalry like The Cure vs The Smiths

I'd rather post rare Renées but go ahead

you're trying to induce meme rivalry between duran duran and japan? japan doesn't deserve that. i think most of the posters here don't even know who these bands are anyways.

Well they'll know soon enough.

Is Japan a meme band now or something? That's terrible

I kinda do.

David cucked Mick from his japgirl. Pretty sure they did more fucking than you think.

I think Japan vs Talking Heads is more appropriate.

Obviously Japan is superior in every way.

Duran Duran isn't exactly obsucre.
Neither is Japan if your autism is deep enough.

They collaborated extensively with YMO and the two bands influenced each other

He had a very, very early hair transplant. Autism made baldness unbearable for him

Steve Jansen to this very day has gay sex with Yukihiro Takahashi. FACT.

why was the younger batt so fine? he makes me feel sexy

He dosen't make you feel sexy. You'll never be sexy like him, might as well invest in helium bags.

lipstick cherry all over the lens

smooch

>ywn start a new wave band and go to Japan before it's cool and full of obnoxious gaijin, and hang out with the YMO guys and probably watch a lot of anime overnight in comfy tokyo hotel suites

why live

I know IoI
I look more like the guy on the right :\

I doubt they were into anime, especially back then.
David did the ending theme to Monster but that dosen't mean anything.

>superior bands
>Duran Duran
Good one

>ywn get famous in Japan by simply naming your band "Japan"

Lol

don't let your homolust fool you, Duran Duran ARE the superior band

David and Steve were both so beautiful in their prime. They aged pretty well too

My homolust has only guided me toward the path to enlightenment. You don't know shit dumb Duran Duran poster.

>especially back then
Why?
I can imagine David being into urusei yatsura.
Probably his waifu was Sakura.

They really aren't

I know that Japan's basslines are mediocre and their vocals wimpy as hell

Also they didn't have a fucking board game dedicated to them

>ywn look like a more feminine Bowie and sing the theme song for a movie starring Bowie

>Japan's basslines are mediocre
You shut your whore mouth right now.

idk I think we can all see who was the beautiful one in that no makeup monday photo above
without eyeliner steve is a beauty still, but david truly suffers

You heard me boy

This book any good? If there a free PDF of it anywhere? Looks pricey plus it's gonna be a bitch to ship.

dubs of truth
plus japan never collaborated with robert palmer
or sting
fags

I've read David has very bad skin. He's also 5'8.

>Japan's basslines are mediocre

>japan never collaborated with robert palmer or sting
are those really supposed to be bad things

I beg to differ.

It's hard to not hear loud, stupid whores.

idk but I just bid on a copy of "Sons of Pioneers" because of this thread, which is a book I've wanted for years. Still $40 tho

nope

I know you're trolling but Ian Little's production was probably the only thing that wasn't mediocre about Duran Duran.

HOT DAMN MAMA
SLIP ME THE TONGUE BABY BOY LET ME LOOK DOWN YOUR BRITCHES

me too ;(

that's richie barbieri, the synth player

i've got a lot more

give me the ones with the long hair where he looks like a handsome noel fielding

does this count

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I'm not sure
he kind of looks like my aunt here I feel confused

idk, dolphin brothers era steve is my favorite

I'd like to see your aunt.

how can david even compete?

he really turned into a greasy italian meatball didn't he? delizioso

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Surely this is yellow face and cultural appropriation. You should probably hunt him down and kill him.

but he's so cute

Fuck off gook I'll make your bones into soup.

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does he have a little gap in his teeth? very nice
this looks gay

oh my gosh

he's not gay, he's got a son desu

kind of like a sad retarded puppy

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David has two daugthers dosen't prove anything.

having a son is pretty gay

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it proves that he knows how to generate some cum

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Lewd.

a classic

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