Post your instrument, others guess your sexual orientation

Post your instrument, others guess your sexual orientation

gay black guy with no gf also fat

Flute

>jazz bass

turbogay

im poor

either a straight girl or camp but straight guy

>jazz bass
homosexual

straight but no gf

Motor Ave Bel Aire

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The chances that your physical appearance could be described by words like "nu-male," "soyboy" etc. are high. However, you bisexual at worst, but probably straight.

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A lonely hetero who tries to use instruments to fill the "no gf" hole.

Also a 335 dot always tuned to drop D

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Oh...

One of these

Electronic, 8 strings guitar, percussions.

It's not cursed, is it?

well what do you play

Not my kit, but looks a lot like it

weird and straight prob

cute boy

i like yr LP

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I play the triangle

Do you also play the skin flute?

>cute boy
Y-you too, although chances are you're a gay.

As straight as can be

what do you play on it

>alto
He's straight but his tastes leave a lot to be desired.

Based on your anger at "numales" and "soyboys", I'm going to guess closet homosexual.

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No anger, I was trying to guess things about the posters through the instrument they posted. The type of person I've usually seen on them recently could best be physically described by those terms. You hit the nail on the head about being a closet homosexual, though

correct
I recently picked up a tenor. Just learned how to play on alt

Figured I'd throw in the amp here too.

probably shoulda known that would happen

My babies, left is a baritone

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drums and electronics

Straight

Gay
Gay and poor
Straight
Extremely gay
I remember your snobby posts. Extremely gay
Feminine penis
Twink with long hair
Straight
Straight no homo
Gay
You could be straight with hints of bisexuality
That's a beaut. Straight
Straight
My babies under the skyline

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why

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This has been my main guitar for years, although I also have a fender american standard stratocaster. I also play drums, bass, piano and trumpet

why not?

scrawny straight kid who's just learning to play the guitar

straight but can't get any action

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I'm a closet bisexual, but good to know nobody's onto me yet

aggressively homosexual

please give (you)'s

If you didn't have a baritone you would be sucking dick all day

Vanilla to the point of being boring

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>no fretless
fucking gay

I have a fretless, but its a shitty squire with the frets pulled

a shitty fretless is better than no fretless, i've got two shitty DIY fretless basses two

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She's as rusty as me nowadays tho

taking a picture against a wooden floor was a poor choice

koto

straight
gay unless you’re a girl
bi
straight
straight
gay
bi or gay

if you don't have one of these why even play

thats fucking rad

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I've had it for 2 years but actually started regularly playing a few months ago

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Asexual

Oboe.
>inb4 gay
You people need to learn to respect the greatest instrument throughout all of orchestral composition.

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