Your trapped in a gay bar with a gunman and he's blocking the door. What do you do

Your trapped in a gay bar with a gunman and he's blocking the door. What do you do.

Why am i in a gay bar?

This, fuck you OP.

This But, I would run up behind him and tackle him.

Toss bacon bits in eyes, momentarily stunning him, grab gun, shoot up gay bar, blame on ahkbar

Side question - Do i have my AR-15?

hide under dead bodies.

then get grossed out 'cause i have AIDS blood on me.

Thank him and keep shooting people

Grab my glock fucktard

Shoot him through the door with my CCW, kick it open and escape

No.

Trap the liberals in a paradox while they try to figure out his motive. Say the man hates men so they should ban men from going into gay bars.

>Your trapped in a gay bar
Why my trapped in a gay bar?

I would just say "It's gun free zone, you fool"

I slap his boyfriend in the ass

I jump in front of the bullet because suicide is the best cure for being a fag.

An even better question is, why don't all the gay men that are ashamed of how popular gay culture shit drags them in the dirt and soils their reputation just roll up into gay bars and kill everyone?

politely remind the shooter that islam is a religion of peace and then buy him a pint

And straight guys should do the same to people in regular bars, for that matter.

Fuck my way out.

Shoot him with my AR15

as a first responder dealing with all that aids blood would scare the fuck out of me.

Grab a dishcloth, stuff it in a high proof vodka bottle, light it and an throw it at him

Tell him,"mebe i zuk ya dik?"

Grab his spare gun and help him out.