So a muslim walks into a gay bar

So a muslim walks into a gay bar...

does it worry anyone else how much mcdonald's trump eats. that's a lot of salt.

I was actually hoping Sup Forums would post jokes about the shooting :(

An Allah Akbar?

I FEEL HIV-POSITIVE!!

SHOT FOR EVERY1

RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

*recharges*

RATAATATATATATATATATATATATATA

*Selfie*

>I was actually hoping Sup Forums would post jokes about the shooting :(

I-i'm sorry user, I will delete my comment ;_;

Diet coke too. That shit is ironically worse for you than coke.

So a Donald Trump loses an election to a girl...

fresh mem

And orders everyone shots.

Savage. I like it

>mcdonald's with a diet coke

that's my favorite lunch. feels good to know trump and me share something in common.

That's not a lunch thats a snack
>americans

So a muslim walks into a gay bar...

>and has a whiskey sour while eating a BLT

>So a muslim walks into a gay bar.
He finds it pretty comfy so he becomes a regular.

Tell me more

Actually mcdonalds is having a 2 for $5 for big macs right now so that's only really half a snack

I don't know the punch line but I heard the bar was banging.

Nice blog faggot

>eating fries over a napkin
>leaving soda uncapped
>using silverware to eat a big mac

Why is he trying so hard to pretend he eats fast food?

I eat pizza and hamburgers with a knife and fork some times. Mostly when I'm at home, my house mate thinks it's weird. Pizza it lets me get an even amount of everything in each bit. With burgers it's those with those one that have too much shit on them and I can't open my mouth wide enough since I don't suck BBC.

Yes, yes, user, that's the obvious joke and it's already been made @

Are you one of those autists that feverishly cap and uncap a bottle for every sip, like the surface of the drink is attracting every bit of soot and pollution the longer it's exposed?

You people drive me mad

Forget the sodium, it's the phosphates that are the problem.

MUSLIM MAN WALK IN SAYS HEY I GIVE SHOTS 4 EVERY PERSONS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

niglet has 3 fingers kek