Friday day game edition.
>Cubs 49-45
1. Jason Heyward (L) RF
2. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Willson Contreras (R) C
5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
6. Ian Happ (S) CF
7. Addison Russell (R) SS
8. Javier Baez (R) 3B
9. Jake Arrieta (R) P
>Cardinals 46-49
1. Matt Carpenter (L) 1B
2. Tommy Pham (R) LF
3. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
4. Jedd Gyorko (R) 3B
5. Yadier Molina (R) C
6. Paul DeJong (R) SS
7. Kolten Wong (L) 2B
8. Randal Grichuk (R) RF
9. Carlos Martinez (R) P
fuck the cubes
fuck the tards
neither of the guys in that pic are playing today
>yadi ded?
>Martinez's meme hair
do the Carts want everyone to hate them
also, since its a matinee game, what are you drinking?
JUST
CONTREGOAT
WILLSOOOOON
nice little bat flip/drop too
>Best catcher in the NL
D I N G E R
Happ has a really nice ass
got sidetracked by the dinger
remember to cup the balls
Aw yeah friday home game. Making dinner and watching the game is very comfy even if it means less posting.
Go Cubes!
nice gluts
>it took one week for the cubes to be 1 game behind the broo croo
pierats almost as hot at the cusb
how does everyone plan on surviving this weekend given the midwest is in Satan's asshole for the foreseeable future?
fuck
Try living in Tennessee. The Midwest feels worse because for some reason it's more humid and trashy (lived in Indiana too), but 95 degrees and up is pretty much expected throughout July-August
>
nice catch by the fan though..
dew point steady at 76 degrees foe the last 24 hours
heat index yesterday topped out at 111.
currently at 101 and climbing
Since it's a matinee I'm not drinkin the good stuff
Only picked up 2 cheap Miller High Life tallbois, but I do like Miller as a cheap beer
>even our pitchers are racking up hits
DH btfo
>Arrieta
>Zambrano
I love how we've had some pitchers who can hit dingers, so comfy
>Samardzija
>Travis Wood
That comment is valid for Montgomery when he hit that dinger the other day but it's not like Arrieta can't hit
Forgot Samardzjia could too, that man is seriously a specimen. He could've been a Pro Bowler in the NFL too. He was also a fellow bootyblaster :^)
>You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the Tardinals not join them! Bring balance to the NL Central, not leave it in darkness!
>You were my brother Dexter. I loved you.
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Cmon Jake, you have to pitch too
tfw instinctively start a cheering motion whenever he does something good against us
Miss you Dex...
Goddammit Theo just let Schwarbs go
WHAT is the One Thing that all /mlb/ personnel can agree upon???
Should try see if the Rags take the bait. I would kill for a Darvish rental.
just how labyrinthine is the Cubs clubhouse? every time a new player joins (or when it first opened to the team as a whole), they get lost or can't find their locker
no one wants to trade for him cause of the season he's having
it has to be for a controllable asset
Schwarbs isn't a free agent until 2022, and that's on an entry-level contract
>Those Quintana highlights
This. That rotation would be legendary, and Darvish almost signed with the cubes in the first place, so resigning him wouldn't be unrealistic at all
He's having a shit season, sure, but if Theo wanted him gone for a good trade he definitely could have had it by now.
>all these warning track outs
fffffff
Did the ball get lost in the sun there buddy?
>get back from teeth cleaning
>Arrieta's pitching
>It's 2-2
Go Cubs!
Not as bad as you think tbqh
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Not anymore.
>There are people on this board who think Rizzo isn't the heart and soul of the cubes
at least we got the lead eh
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>Schwarbs isn't a free agent until 2022,
His career will be over by then. He'll have to go play for the Offworld Colony League.
>HOF inductees Green Day
>Green Day
>HOF inductees
>graceful
SCHWARGLOVE
>Grammy Award-winning
still a month to go before their concert at Wrigley
>strop
>one run lead
Let it go.
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Matt pls go
let's get back to the game
>Randomly showing a kid eating chicken strips
Why
They showed a kid eating tendies
They know we're watching Sup Forums
Used to be they'd always find the blondes with big ass titties. They probably got complaints from some ugly women groups.
They showed one of those today too
twice actually
>risp
I saw a Cardinals fan yesterday and I just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant, and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Tardinals fan. He was there with his stupid Tardinals fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate Cardinals fans so much.
I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in baseball. He didn't say anything, but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Cardinals t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in baseball with the best money in baseball please". I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.
I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASEBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Cardinals fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in baseball heaven.
I couldn't fucking take it. I told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like ''dude what are you talking about'' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. I fucking tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Tardinals fans.
>pasta salad
>strop
>4 pitch leadoff walk
jej
Strop meltdown™ incoming
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If it wasn't for Strop and Grimm this bullpen would be unreal
Strop isn't as bad as people make him out to be. His top level is elite, he just has some really bad outings (esp vs Cards) that people cling to.
whew
let's call up the insurance broker
stretch
>She's a stankees fan now
Is there something she HASN'T changed her mind on?
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haha no fucking way
imagine a random male kissing a female public figure like this today
drunk granddad could do no wrong
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SHILLARY STAY AWAY FROM MY CUBES
She is a cretin who goes out of her way to please other cretins
fookin legend
>She is a cretin who goes out of her way to please other cretins
such is politics
This
FRIENDLY FIRE
also
>Carpenter is 1-32 in the regular season vs. Arrieta
wtf Carl
>CJ is pitching visibly worse than strop
wtb Carl from April & May
Is this freaky friday except strop switched consciousness with CJ
>bases loaded 0 outs for Rondon
bust out the rosaries and incense, it's time for some prayers
it wasn't enough
Rondon hasn't been reliable since his injury desu.
fug
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>Butler is in the minors right now
theo, please trade rizzo for mid relievers and a closer
Shut the fuck up with this retarded meme. It's posted every game thread.
KILL RONDON TRADE RONDON DEPORT RONDON DFA RONDON RELEASE RONDON I JUST WANT HIM FUCKING GONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hate this meme
it's jsut a game...someone gonna win someone gonna lose. still need bullpin help NOW
>Grimm
It was a good season lads
this is when grimm should be pitching
when the game is already fucked
6 walks in an inning. Fucking throw strikes niggers. So afraid if putting the ball in play
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN
WHY IS HE ON A MAJOR LEAGUE ROSTER