Sam Hyde AMA

Hi, I'm Sam Hyde from Million Dollar Extreme. Ask me anything!

Hi Sam. What are you getting me for Christmas?

Hey can I get a large 6, another large 6, and a 9 with fries. Thanks.

am i gay?

What's it like being cucked by Tim "the Cuck" Heidecker?

Should I jerk off or go to sleep?

How much nog could a nignog nig, if a nignog could nog nigs?

you're a fat faggot Sam.

Why haven't you killed yourself?

Timestamp.

Also, literally who?

Also,

Are you really going on The Dick Show?

>Hi, I'm Sam Hyde from One Dollar Extreme. Ask me anything!

fixed

What do you think of Chapo Trap House?

Apologize

I don't know you

Good one

Don't know

I wasn't

Sleep

I don't know

Don't say that

Gonna try

K

Not much

Why

Hi, Sam.

How do I get a qt gf?

nice

>I don't know you

Fuck you, get me a Christmas present NOW

Sam Hyde is that you?

Why wasn't your show as good as Eric Andre's?

did you fuck a tranny?

How are Jews not the real masterrace if they've managed to utterly subvert western society & bend it to their will?

totally legit

Timestamp or GTFO

Also, how big is Batista's dick?

Are you gonna call into The Dick Show or will you be in commiefornia?

I fucking love you and The Dick Show so it's awesome that you are going on. The Dickheads hate the cucked media and job Lynch mobs.

I am also Sam Hyde, AMA!

When was the last time you shit your pants?

Sam how do i get a qt trap gf?

gonna need some proof here, big guy

How do you keep getting away with it?

What do you think about when you are over head pressing two plates like a beast?

Check em

Fuck I got quads and wasted it on a question.

Sam how often do you post here?
What great new Apple products can we expect in the next decade?

...

I don't know

No

Ya

It was

Stop

What

What

Maybe

Don't know

Sure

Idk

Having fun

A lot

POST A TIMESTAMP

Who?

Sam do you think that with enough fan pressure Adult Swim will bring World Peace back?

Did any of the liberals at Adult Swim secretly sympathize with your plight?

Hi Sam Hyde

What will you do three years from now when the internet realizes you are a talentless, boring hack and everyone stops paying you attention?

No!

im Sam Hyde!

Whats it like seeing your face all over Sup Forums the past few weeks?

Why don't you pitch a funny show to try to get back on the air?

He is blacklisted.

Maybe
I don't know

Hi

I don't know

Whatever

Ok

>LARPing as a minor internet celebrity on an italian meatball-making BBS
does life get better than this?

Why dont you stick to what you are good at (pushing normies' buttons) instead of some shitty sketch comedy show. I want to see the Sam Hyde that causes people to leave their seats and walk out in disgust again.

can I mail you some frozen authentic Mexican Food?

Give proof

So do you prefer Asuka or Rei ?

Sheev or bane?

This is exactly how Sam would do an ama desu but anyone could guess that

How do you get girls drunk enough to find you attractive?

Sam you fucking nigger, when are you reprinting the book?
Make it so I can ship it to Canada too. I missed out on buying it the three hours it was available because I couldn't find anyplace that shipped outside of the US.

Wow such a great thread Sam! Upboatz to you sir :^) XD

Sam I suggest you go on The Ben Shapiro Show, The Milo Yianopolous Show, Louder with Crowder and do an interview with Sargon of Akkad.

If you get exposure to what happened that you got fired for not being a Hillary supporter your fan base will grow and Adult Swim will feel the heat.

Some user said that you are going on the Dick Show, its a good start. I read your interview with Michael Malice and it was good.

Keep fighting the good fight man.

I don't know

Sure

Neither

Don't care

Ok

Soon I guess

K

there was a rumor you have an extremely large penis, unlikely as it sounds. Set us straight on that?

Sam, did you have a father figure growing up?

I don't mean this to be insulting. You focus a lot on masculinity and its importance.

I had a weak father figure and that made me focus on it too.

What does SAM stand for?

how was she?

Do you think you're fooling anyone?

how do I go abouts mailing food to you?
[email protected]

I don't know

Ya

My name

Why do you care

message me on twitter

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If you're a comedian, why is this ama so unfunny?

Thank god /film/ is coming with /lit/ and Sup Forumss backing

No more Sup Forumseddit cancer

My nigga. Ventura CC.

Bane?

who is your favorite presidential assassin?

Hey Sam you said you were blacklisted but were you also blacked?

I don't know

sent ;)

this

Sam, I'm a short-time fan.

How do I become a long-time fan who blindly follows you?

Forget his name

No

I don't know

How come you look like a fucking mong?

Idk

How come you're whiny faggot?

Is the 'I look like I invite children into my van' look intentional, or is it just you?

kek

There's only been 4 big guy.
in order of chronology next to the presidents they killed:

John Wilkes Booth - Abraham Lincoln
Charles J. Guiteau - James Garfield
Leon Czolgosz - William McKinley
Lee Harvey Oswald - John F. Kennedy

will this AMA consist primarily of
>yes
>no
>i don't know
answers?

Idk

Moronpark academy for the gifted

What else do you expect from a mentally ill retard?

I enjoyed the show.

I like you a lot. Can you post a timestamp to prove that it's actually you? Otherwise, this thread is kind of hard to believe.

No

No you didn't

Please stop turning Sup Forums into your personal shill board, thanks.

Boring as fuck. Reply better of fuck off sam, dumbass retard

I put a photo of you in my bathroom so I can look at you when I poop, are you ok with this? I'd buy sam hyde toilet paper if it existed too, thought about getting into that market?

all these people getting baited

sad days

Ok

If I pulled that off would you die?

Sam is really boring without Nick or Charls

Sam seems like a pathetic enough faggot to actually do this, tbqh.

I think i recognize your name, you graduate from Cam High right?